The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    John Travolta
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    What does he want us to think…that he uses the purse to carry tampons?

  2. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    He looks like he joined the Hair Club for Lego Men.

  3. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    She teased the cherry ball on that lollipop until it turned blue.

  4. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

  5. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    See this is why you’re stupid for focusing so much on Upton and Kelly Brook, because thin girls are so much better.

  6. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    I did not know there were Keenan Thompson impersonators.

  7. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    The lollilop: because dicks don’t have training wheels.

  8. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    She used to be so cute and full of life. She has done this to herself. Starved herself to near death and bad plastic surgery. Why. Why.

  9. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    Jenn
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    He and Amanda Bynes get their wigs at the same place.

  10. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    asdasda
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    that dumb bitch. her pants make me furious.

  11. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Luckily there will be no Earvin Johnson IV.

  12. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    Poor kid had to put on a jacket to counteract the chill coming off of Heigl.

  13. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    “The bathrooms are that way incontinent human!”

  14. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
    asdasda
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    dont pop your pimples, kids.

  15. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    Jenn
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    That scarf and those shoes match perfectly. That’s awesome.

  16. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    “Hey Meg, how many billiard balls can you get in your mouth after your surgery?”

  17. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    Rick
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    “I have no talent, I’m not that attractive, let me show you my tits! Don’t you like me *now*??”

  18. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
    Jenn
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    Why in the high holy hell is she hiding her titties now? We’ve all seen them because she can’t buy clothes to reign them in properly.

  19. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    “You want me in the pole position, right? *wink”

  20. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
    Jenn
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    Oh, John, this stupid facial hair deserves a bitch slap. Be glad my pimp hand is out of practice.

  21. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    Can you say rom-com attention whore?

  22. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
    Jenn
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    C’mon Optimus, I’ve got this lil Italian sports car lined up backstage for ya.

  23. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    “Excuse me while I whip this out!”

  24. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    “You told me to bring my snowboard and now I’m feeling a little stupid here.”

  25. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
    Jenn
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    I don’t always wear headbands, but when I do, everyone thinks I look stupid.

  26. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
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    Manu just got pimp slapped by LeBron’s third leg.

  27. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    Vlad
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    Whoa-ho-ho-it’s Magic…

  28. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “I love watching the horses prance!”
    “No your highness. That’s Sarah Jessica Parker trying to walk in high heels!”

  29. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    The head tilt before the first kiss is all ways awkward.

  30. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
    Vlad
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    with her spoon, with her son…make up your mind.

  31. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    Vlad
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    Menstrual Pants. For that time of the month when your flow’s a little heavier than usual.

  32. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    “…and then when you’re about to ejaculate, you punch her in the back of the head… Trust me!”

  33. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    “Did you say Hedi is flirting with Howard Stern??”

  34. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
    Vlad
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    Dat’s right! M.V.P. stands for My Veiny Penis…you can’t handle it, Manu…you. can’t. handle. it.

  35. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    I superdon’t speak Chinese.

  36. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Jenny from the Hollywood Walk of Fame doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Her boyfriend crossed the street all by himself!

  38. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    And he wonders why the movie industry is dead.

  39. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    Seems like a natural pose. Just the other day, I was relaxing on the stairs at the Westfield the exact same way.

  40. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    He looks like more of a Kentucky.

  41. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    Look at that ruddy skin and those fucking teeth. Could that guy look any more British?

  42. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    Dick Richards
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    hah ahha !! Finally letting white people turn them into clowns

  43. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    yeezus H. the whore is strong in this one.

  44. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
    Walla walla wha?
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    Pshaw, ’tis Sinead O’Connor of 1985 using her twee toim travel device, what was given her by the Queen of the Faeries.

    She does Mandinka, n’ shit.

  45. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
    Walla walla wha?
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    Not pictured- baby’s first mason jar o’ white lightnin’.

  46. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
    Walla walla wha?
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    hah HA, mere mortals…look upon my pretentious Hollywood man turban and despair!

  47. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    Walla walla wha?
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    Why…. so….. CAREER less???

  48. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Nell Carter has never looked better! Oh wait…

  49. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I can only guess the acting fraternity is not only mourning the member it lost in Italy, but also the one it didn’t lose.

  50. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    I thought it said Kenny Loggins and Wilmer Valderrama at first and thought to myself “yeah, sounds about right.”

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