The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    Okay, someone else is going to say this so I’ll get it out of the way:

    ‘Look! It’s the stairway to heaven!’

  2. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    So this pic was taken before Spielberg and Bay raped Optimus

  3. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    HOw is it possible that skeletor has a double chin?

  4. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
    CrashHell
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    “I’m sure glad we took care of Sub Zero.”

    “Vaah, He vas a real pain in da neck.”

  5. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    That’s where Amanda Bynes’ implants went!

  6. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    Nice tits. They look meant for tit-f—ing.

  7. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    If that transformed into a big rig the truck would be tiny. I’m not buying it.

  8. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    Does this goon actually take any photos with his cornucopia of magical image boxes or does he just use then as an excuse to lash out at women?

  9. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
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    intense Bar-copulation is my make-a-wish foundation request.

  10. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
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    Creepy pap in the background: “I wonder if I can entice her into my secret camera room back here!”

  11. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
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    Fraulein is always around balls.

  12. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
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    I wonder how often he wins the TSA magical secondary screening lottery?

  13. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    What good is a black baby if you cant get some PR out of them. (ok that came out wierd, but she’s a cunt so it stands in this case)

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    How problematic it is to always be on the search for a new supermodel to emotionlessly bang for 6 months.

  15. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    I recognize a ride of shame when I see one.

  16. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    ‘…so he told me they were going to kill at least 40 of the blighters! I said, why not make it 60 – they’re only poor people!’

  17. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
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    Prepared for another one of those June cold snaps in LA

  18. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    Super annoyed man.

  19. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    What the hell, is this another one of those damn Cheerios commercials?!

    • Dr. JFever

      Nah, that was cute with an adorable little girl. This is January Jones with big boobs. And another kid of an actor who will be screwed up because ‘mommie’ is a total narcissistic cold bitch.

      • SMB

        …i’ll bet you’re one of those indignant types who makes the hostess announce “doctor” when calling your table at cheesecake factor, are’nt you?

  20. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    DONT CHOP MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!

  21. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    Kendall Jenner discovered a way to cross parking lots without finding a 38th…

  22. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    Ack! That reminds me of the time a magician made Camila’s youth disappear.

  23. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    ‘Haha, someone just threw a bridle on one of Fergie’s daughters! That’s brilliant!’

  24. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    ‘I am going to pass you on the last lap, bitch.’

  25. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Shouldn’t there be a little though bubble over her head saying ‘And I damn well deserve it too!’

  26. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
    Dr. JFever
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    With all the deserved grief the K-cow will get this woman deserves as much as her and all the other morons with ‘original’ names.

  27. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    Did you know Mohamed is the most common name for baby boys in England now?

  28. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    Now all he needs to do is go for a ride in an open wheel sportscar.

  29. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    OMG! Cee-Lo Green mugged Paula Deen!

  30. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    “Paula Deen said what?”

  31. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    No James, I’m not gay. Now kiss me you fool!

  32. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    Hmmm, somehow I am not sure opening a camera story should be part of anyone’s business plan right now.

  33. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    But you said you were just like Merlin! Damnit, I want to be King, just like Arthur!

  34. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    I hope this pantswear trend catches fire with the Kardashians.

  35. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    Should be covering her face in that photo instead of her tits.

  36. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    If he has to answer one more question about how the hell Superman shaved his beard off.

  37. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    HRH looks damned lively here.

  38. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
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    She has to watch out for dolphins.

  39. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    How dare he speak in public with his shirt on. Give it up, I want to see that Super-chest!

  40. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    Jayden must be jealous.

  41. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    Pink Friday.

  42. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    Yes mummy…make him stop, and I would like to go take my bath now.

  43. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    James is checking out John to see if he is pimping-worthy.

  44. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
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    Jen’s nipples are like happy faces. They always make you smile.

  45. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
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    Looks as if the rumours are true – all gingers to be drowned.

  46. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    Wearing a toupee, as easy as A,B,C,D,…..

  47. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    One second later, young Tennessee’s forehead hits the door frame.

  48. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    You know you’re rich when you can hire someone to smell your finger.

  49. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    That is an actual hair helmet.

  50. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Why is Kelly Osbourne tagging along?

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