The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.21.13

June 21st, 2013 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which for some reason pulls heavily from Instagram. It’s just that it’s nice to get a glimpse of celebrities’ breasts candid moments, or breasts personal lives, or even a rare behind-the-scenes look at their breasts jobs. Outside of social media, we’ve got Nicolas Cage with day two of all natural hairlines, and Jennifer Lopez getting emotional over her Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony. And just to put into perspective how meaningless those things are, hers is the 2,500th one.

Even The Razzies give out fewer awards each year (literally half), so congratulations, Jenny, the block must be so proud,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    “On this track, I’m McDreamy.”

  2. Bar Refaeli Bikini Underwater In Pool Instagram
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    It’s like the Nirvana Nevermind album cover, but less sexy.

  3. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
    Cock Dr
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    To achieve mastery of any particular skill many people suscribe to the 10,000 hours of practice concept.
    It’s best to start young.

  4. Katherine Heigl Bikini Holding Daughter Instagram
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    Smart kid. He already knows her tits are the only worthwhile part of her.

  5. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Let’s leave that alone unless a twerking video pops up.

  6. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    She named her son “Tennessee”? Fuck you, Reese Witherspoon.

  7. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    “Okay, Chris, give us a big smile at the count of three…1…2…GWYNETH’S SIX THOUSAND MILES AWAY!…3!”

  8. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    THIS SUMMER! Nicholas Cage and John Travolta reunite for a sequel to 1997′s blockbuster hit “Face/Off”. Don’t miss Face/Off 2: Hair/Off.

    Because face swapping is so 1990′s.

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    The post coitus bike ride is always the hardest part.

  10. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
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    After his defeat by Neo, Agent Smith was exiled to Bunnykill, Alabama, where he now works as a traffic cop.

  11. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Hey Earvin, the things you call shoes are untied.

  12. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    cc
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    This is what it’s come to. He has to wear the ‘seconds’ from the Travolta-wig factory.

  13. Colin Farrell Headband Long Hair LAX Security Line
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    “I don’t want to call attention to myself or anything, so I think I’ll put on this giant headband for the trip.”

  14. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    So many Cee Lo Green pics this week!

  15. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    You sure that’s not Cleveland Brown’s son?

  16. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Red Heels Holding Son Tennessee
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    Is it possible for a celebrity to have a child named Gary?

  17. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
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    Pretty modest ambitions, if you ask me. Then again she’s young.

  18. Nicolas Cage Fake Hairline Tokarev Set
    Schweddy Snatch
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    In other news, the Las Vegas unemployment rate is expected to rebound as Elvis impersonators can now double as Nicholas Cage impersonators.

  19. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Is it Hammertime again already?

  20. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    Chris Martin in London, upon hearing changes in Gwyneth Paltrow’s filming schedule would put her nowhere near Chris Martin in London.

  21. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    No movie gigs? Look at the picture and guess why?

  22. Meg Ryan Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    The reports of her looking normal have been greatly exaggerated.

  23. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    “You can bend your hands, but do you have…

    …SAUSAGE FINGERS?”

  24. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
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    Like others, my first thought was Jennifer Aniston was looking unusually flaccid.

  25. Kendall Jenner Lollipop Sugar Factory
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Someone needs to tell Kendall that one does not actually blow during a blowjob.

  26. Seal Camera Around Neck Leica Store Grand Opening
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    Seal does camera store openings? Snap.

  27. Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Instagram
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    I hate to be “that guy”, but code requires a railing on that staircase to nowhere.

  28. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    Hurrah ! I can talk with people common !

  29. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
    cc
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    Rerun is a crossdresser? Wait’ll Fat Albert gets wind of this.

  30. LeBron James Manu Ginobili Game 7 NBA Finals
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    He just got an unintended look up LeBron’s pants when LeBron dunked on his head. Some things can’t ever be unseen.

  31. Patrick Dempsey 24 Hours Of Le Mans Test Runs
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    “Do you think they can tell that our boners are bumping?”

  32. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    While magician Dynamo explains “the shocker”, Charles performs his favorite magic trick “where did daddy go”.

  33. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    “YES! COME ON, CAMILLA!”

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Shy Bike Ride Best Friends Wife Emily Daniels
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    “ex-best friends wife”

    Fixed that for you.

  35. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    So being a security guard for Douches involves smelling said hand/fingers after
    1. A piss
    2. A dump
    3. Sticking it up his Ass

  36. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    She’s got that “giant scrotum guy” disease. Also, she has a scrotum.

  37. John Travolta James Lipton Touching Face Killing Season Premiere
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    Wow, does Kelly know you use her Venus razor on your face? It so smooth..and I love the smell!

  38. Henry Cavill Man Of Steel Press Conference Shanghai
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    Superman ain’t got time for this shit.

  39. Jennifer Lopez Wiping Tear Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    It makes me cry when I pay somebody for something and I get it too.

  40. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    “So this finger was in Katy Perry’s ass?”
    “yeah, like six months ago”
    “don’t care…sniiiiiif”

  41. Chris Martin Mobbed By Fans
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    “Tonight, we’ll make YOU feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.”

  42. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Wonder if AIDs runs in the family?

  43. Russell Brand Man Kissing Hand
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    *sniff* It’s still got that Katy Perry smell, with a hint of *sniffs* Mila Kunis!? You dog!

  44. Steven Spielberg Holding Optimus Primes Hand Transformers The Ride 3D Grand Opening Celebration
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    No subliminal phallic messages here…no sir, none at all.

  45. Nicki Minaj Hand Covering Naked Breasts Instagram
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    That would be a fun motorboat.

  46. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra Huge Balloon
    cc
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    The helium shortage is really starting to hit home.

  47. Prince Charles Dynamo Kenny Logan Carol Voderman Princes Trust Job Ambassadors Reception
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    A veritable galaxy of stars.

  48. Queen Elizabeth Excited Ascot Racecourse
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    I am Australian and have seen pictures of this woman in the media for the last thirty six years and I can promise you I have NEVER seen her this happy.

  49. Amber Rose Hammer Pants
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    Carrying your baby in your pants? Now, that’s sure to trend like wildfire.

  50. Earvin Johnson III Long Scarf Floppy Hat
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    Gay? This guy? Seriously?

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