The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

June 20th, 2014 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.

You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,

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- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
    Jack
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    More of this,
    less of fatties like Kim and the like.

  2. Naomi Watts Side Boob Snake Necklace
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    She’s my fav. Not her best photo though. On the other hand, boobs.

  3. Eddie Murphy Skullcap Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    That someone invented the wifebeater hoodie is not your fault. That you own one, well – it could be a present from the hottie and you want to play along, I can totally get behind that.
    But wearing the goddamn thing behind your motherfucking ears is entirely your own doing, Eddie.

  4. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    It was a matter of time until he started getting erections from seeing women standing up straight with all their limbs in foreseeable places.

  5. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    If I had man-hands and giant boobs (I have neither), I’d have the former all over the latter all the time too.

  6. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    “Dis how chicken judge!”

  7. Haylie Duff Butt Weight Gain Skinny Jeans
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    So much for the “ugly one with the great body”. Unless we’re using “great” quantitatively, that is.

  8. Pamela Anderson Drunk High Eyes Half Open LAX
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    “Dis how Paris do!”

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    Her head ain’t hooked on right. Actually, it looks like a dollar store Barbie, where the head is a weird rubber that just pops right off the neck.

  10. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    Sure, I’ll piss on you. I read your book.

  11. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
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    Turn the phone on it’s side stupid!! I hate Steve jobs and his skinny pictures, good luck finding a frame asshats.

  12. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    Hey, little girl… You want some candy?

  13. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    Couple more of these cape cods and I’ll be ready to interview the new interns. Man, I love day drinking!

  14. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    Pretty sure they are going to have to open the doors of the general lee to get her in.

  15. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    “I drink you’re iced cappuccino !”

  16. Jessica Alba Nipples
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    Thank you to the Nipple Gods…

  17. Amber Heard Butt Tight Dress
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    What the fuck happened? She used to be so hot the fire marshal followed her around town.

  18. Pamela Anderson Drunk High Eyes Half Open LAX
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    “I don’t know why I’m so tired. I’ve only done two dime bags this evening…oh, well, and a few Quaaludes.”

  19. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    For when you want every STD in the book…

  20. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
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    I think I can see her tuck….

  21. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    OMG YOU FUCKED BILL TOO?

  22. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Seriously, when I was a kid, which wasn’t THAT long ago, freaks like this would have been ostracized and basically pummeled with empty chip bags and coke bottles. I have no idea when this sort of disgustingly unhealthy shit became OK. Can someone please tell me? This will always be revolting and something to laugh at in my world…

  23. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    See? Now this is attractive. A girl who takes care of her body and dresses appropriately for her shape. Nevermind the fact that she’s NOT famous for letting everything with a Y chromosome into her hole….

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