The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

June 20th, 2014 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.

You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,

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- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Must be from the Mrs. Roper collection.

  2. Michael Buble Double Okay Hand Symbols Onstage
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    Hey Buble, how do you give two handjobs at the same time?

  3. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    She still stops traffic today, only for a totally different reason.

  4. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Such a sad case.

  5. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Little Tongue
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    She’s that woman you don’t want to ask how far along she is, just in case she’s not really pregnant.

  6. Meagan Good Butt Yoga Pants
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    It’s all good.

  7. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Fft fft fft fft fft!”

  8. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    Little Tongue
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    “Hello, Tittie. I’ve missed you so.”

  9. Sheryl Crow Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress Happy Hearts Fund Benefit Gala
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    Still would.

  10. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    Is Hilaria gonna have to cut a bitch?

  11. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    “Hey would you like to be the new Mrs. Baldwin? According to Instagram, I have an opening for that position soon.”

  12. Eddie Murphy Skullcap Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Sorry about the mess, I’m not used to having women in the car. With vaginas, anyway.”

  13. Peta Murgatroyd Buttcheek Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Why didn’t anybody say “Heavens to Murgatroyd!”? Why did *I* have to do it? Sigh.

  14. Jessica Alba Nipples
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    The Aniston is strong with this one.

  15. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Michael Sheen has the most amazingly eclectic talling of any players I’ve ever known: Kate Beckinsale (knocked her up), Rachel McAdams, Carrie Keagan and now Sarah Silverman…

    I sincerely means this: good on him. Variety is the spice of life.

  16. Meagan Good Butt Yoga Pants
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    After lugging Kevin Hart around for 7 blocks, Meagan finally decides to Uber it.

  17. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    I love those Oxford pumps she’s wearing.

  18. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Michael
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    I used to love this girl, but going back to Justin Bieber, she’s proven to be a stoop.

  19. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    “Ahh—I can see someone doing it in the 7th floor of that building up the street.”
    “That’s amazing, sir.”
    “Well, it’s my superpower, you know.”

  20. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Michael
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    Yikes, I thought this was Kim Kar-krashian.

  21. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    C’mon, Hollywood, there’s gotta be a role for her as Angelina Jolie’s mother, or Angelina Jolie 20 years in the future, or Angelina Jolie after Madonna touches her.

  22. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Michael
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    Ugh, it’s worse! She’s dating Fabolous. Is that why he’s not doing music lately, he’s stuck with this tank ass?

  23. Sheryl Crow Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress Happy Hearts Fund Benefit Gala
    Michael
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    Father time is definitely kind at times!

  24. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Come on. You can slide that thing a little lower.

  25. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Nice tits.

  26. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    Like a hungry man looking at a biscuit.

  27. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Her spanx have spanx.

  28. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
    Stinky
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    I actually have that top. Funny thing, I look like her twin. I’m waiting for Nike to come out with matching shoes.

  29. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    All I hear is Ackbar yelling, “It’s a trap!”

  30. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    meeps!
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    The Bieber is strong with this one…

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    Judging by that weird bump on her right side, that baby is eager to get out.

  32. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    meeps!
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    She’s a white sailor hat away from being the end of Ghostbusters…

  33. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side. “

  34. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    Former President Clinton is being protected by accountants?

  35. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Hey! There’s some dude trying to stick his hand down her braAAAAAAARGH!

  36. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
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    The Brits do in body paint like they do in the World Cup

  37. Haylie Duff Butt Weight Gain Skinny Jeans
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    What the fuck happened to her in 1 week…

  38. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    I looked at the photo and thought, “Gee, he really looks like that guy from Glee from the back. I wonder if I can make a joke about that?”

    And then I saw the caption. Never mind.

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    She looks like she needs more vitamin D.

  40. Jessica Alba Nipples
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    Her blouse looks angry.

  41. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Face 60th Taormina Film Festival
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    Is it just me, or is she starting down the Joan Rivers path?

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
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    If only that pendant was a swastika. Oh, well.

  43. Jessica Alba Nipples
    Twizlah
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    She’s a total JILF, Jessica I’d Like to Fuck.

  44. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
    Icehawg
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    “You sure guys? We could do it right here; just strip down and be nude. Nude, right here. Let’s do this!”

  45. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    Icehawg
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    “God! I hate these goddammed things.”

  46. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
    Mallissin
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    What the hell is that white globe thing there next to the babies head? Wait…ooohh…WOOOOOW!

  47. Michael Buble Double Okay Hand Symbols Onstage
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    Zero sex appeal. Fuck it, double zeroes.

  48. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Joy
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    Nice bathing suit.

  49. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
    Comes Around, Goes Around
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    I love it. She’s posting pictures practically fucking parts of his
    million dollar boat, taken by somebody we know she’s fucking.
    He gets the old “eat shit and die” look for simply glancing at
    someone who happens to be younger than she is.

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