Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.
You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,
- Photo Boy