The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

June 20th, 2014 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.

You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,

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- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Odbarc
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    The thumbnail looks like he’s sucking a dick from a man in a blue dress.

  2. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Urgh… enough already.

  3. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    Always was and always will be…nothing more than a mouthbreather from Hope,

  4. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Deep in the ruinous shadows, the quiet scurry .. of the Dark Chipmunk.

  5. Eddie Murphy Skullcap Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    Bitch’s pimp hand is obviously strong.

  6. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    Oh yeah? No, YOU go fuck YOUR mother!

  7. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    That ass keeps getting better.

  8. Naomi Watts Side Boob Snake Necklace
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    I don’t care how pretty we are always told she is, there is something about her that ain’t.

  9. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    The saddest sight of them all.

  10. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
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    She used to be Hollywood’s 2nd most boobless celebrity (1st Place goes to Jada Pinkett Smith).

  11. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    You just know he mistook the brunette walking past for Hilaria and she’s like “Oh no he di’nt”

  12. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    “Excuse me, Tucker Carlson keeps putting your books in the fiction section.”
    “Ah ha ha !”
    “Seriously… He works here now.”

  13. Sheryl Crow Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress Happy Hearts Fund Benefit Gala
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    No performance-enhancing drugs here. Just raw talent…

  14. Jessica Alba Nipples
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    Gam Gam don’t look!

  15. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
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    So she’s the reason why the entire English national side played like utter shite!

  16. Cameron Silver FIGat7th Celebration
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    Fuck you and your hairstyle.

  17. Eddie Murphy Skullcap Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    Doctors finally surgically removed him from her ass.

  18. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
    Meshuggah Tits
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    “Hey Belle Knox!”

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    Are the Kardashians so powerful now that they can spontaneously emerge from boobs and butts, like agents in the Matrix, to try to get at those engagement rings in that purse?

  20. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    Oh look!…Hilaria Baldwin has two dogs and a bitch waiting outside for her to finish her lunch.

  21. Cameron Silver FIGat7th Celebration
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    They obviously misspelled the sign.

  22. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    Gaining some weight….the only way she knows how.
    That’s just a little bit more than my cock will allow.

  23. Jessica Alba Nipples
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    “Have you seen what pregnancy did to Jennifer Love Hewitt”
    “I sure did! Ha ha ha ha!”

  24. Michael Buble Double Okay Hand Symbols Onstage
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    Rob Brydon, “Where do you stand on Michael Buble?”

    Steve Coogan, “On his windpipe.”

  25. Peta Murgatroyd Buttcheek Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I just can’t take her seriously with that last name.

    And I *still* have a cartoon crush on Snagglepuss.

  26. Peta Murgatroyd Buttcheek Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Nice gams.

  27. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    “Now remember, If we meet some girls, I get the fat one!”

  28. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    I haven’t seen that much testosterone in an NFL locker room.

  29. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Velvet Pants LAX
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    Remember Blues Traveler?

  30. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
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    He’s balancing on, like, four phone books for this picture.

  31. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    “Excuse me, I was told the buffet was all you can eat…When will you be bringing out more food.”

  32. Cameron Silver FIGat7th Celebration
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    “Only the world knows I’m gay”

  33. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Drink up, It’s gonna be a long night.

  34. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
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    That’s a really, really shitty body painting job. Did they just slather on some liquid latex and call it a day?

  35. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    “Call me by my proper name…NOSFERATU!”

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    What’s that Kuato, you want me to open my mind?

  37. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Well you know what they say, paint your big old titties, pull your squirrel covers half way down and play some fuckin’…. whatever this is

  38. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Velvet Pants LAX
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    “How are you gonna get her in the car?
    “We tried greasing the doorway, but she keeps eating the grease!”
    “Well then, we’re gonna need a bigger car.”
    “This is an SUV!”

  39. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
    Bonky
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    Honey, can you hurry up and finish that smoothie ? I want to get
    to the dog park so I can start yelling at strangers.

  40. Haylie Duff Butt Weight Gain Skinny Jeans
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    No she’s in the “Happy Hams Club.”

  41. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
    Qmak
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    My childhood dreams just flew away…like the General Lee over that bridge.

  42. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Wonka told you not to eat that gum, Violet.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
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    No fish, no one missed this crap.

  44. Naomi Watts Side Boob Snake Necklace
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    She’s fucking gorgeous.

  45. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    The “B” stands for Badonkadonk.

  46. Haylie Duff Butt Weight Gain Skinny Jeans
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    Whatever.

  47. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    God damn! She’s reaching Kim K levels. She may be tolerable if she isn’t a vapid whore. Hoping against hope here.

  48. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    I will not budge on this.

  49. Peta Murgatroyd Buttcheek Legs Daisy Dukes
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    underbutt

  50. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    She can do better than Beiber, Can’t she?

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