The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

June 20th, 2014 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.

You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,

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- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Short Round
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    No time to talk, Sarah. But I’ll feel your breasts. Put her there!

  2. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. I bet she’d crack the fuck out of some lobster!

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
    JimBB
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    Seems like she’s been pregnant for several years now.

  4. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    Hi, can you make this out to Christopher Stevens?

  5. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
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    You’re doing god’s work, kid.

  6. Eddie Murphy Skullcap Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Well, I guess we know who wears the burka in that relationship.

  7. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
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    I can’t make sense of what I’m seeing…it looks like she has one huge boob right in the middle of her chest

  8. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Any photos of her surfing?

  9. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
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    Still would.

    Yeah, yeah, judge me, don’t give a shit – SOOOO would do it.

  10. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    I’m scared.

  11. Eddie Murphy Skullcap Paige Butcher Butt Tight Jeans
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    Can I get an amen on this stereotype??

  12. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    “Bill is your biological father?? This AGAIN??”

  13. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    Simon Helberg, from The Big Bang Theory, has nailed that Baldwin impression.

  14. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Short Shorts
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    Goddamn those legs.

  15. Pamela Anderson Drunk High Eyes Half Open LAX
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    The look that happens every time someone says “I loved you on Baywatch!”

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    She’s been dying to have an excuse to sport this look for years now. And I mean the look she’s been sporting for years now.

  17. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
    JimBB
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    Stop acting like you’re hot shit because you can do a squat, Master Yoga!

  18. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
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    Pregnancy has done her body good.

  19. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    She’s turned to wearing a mu mu = has given up totally.

  20. Jessica Alba Nipples
    JimBB
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    Just hanging out with my nips and my tablecloth dress.

  21. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You know, we didn’t win the cold war and send men to the moon just so you hipster fuckheads could wear headphones the size of 1970 technology. Get some goddamn earbuds

  22. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
    JimBB
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    Uh oh, he’s spotted one. Hillary’s Poon-tang Prevention Squad activate!

  23. Michael Buble Double Okay Hand Symbols Onstage
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    When asked how many fucks are given about his music outside of Canada.

  24. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    Bill’s super horn-dog sense is telling him somewhere across town, Jessica Alba is cold…

  25. Catherine Bach Cleavage Fat Belly Weight Gain
    JimBB
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    Not enough moonshine in Georgia.

  26. Cameron Silver FIGat7th Celebration
    JimBB
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    My stylist gave up on life a long time ago.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
    Short Round
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    Damn you Army Research! You keep creating monsters irresponsively then we have to call in the cavarly to clean your mess up. Somebody get Godzilla on the phone again. Maybe he can take on that shirt!

  28. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    it had to be said
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    Meh. I mean, she’s what 20? 20 year olds are supposed to look OK in half lighting and lingerie. Not that big a deal.

  29. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
    JimBB
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    Adam West is not amused.

  30. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    “Okay…I’ve almost got you looking as good as you possibly can. Now just let me turn off this last light…and PERFECT!”

  31. Peta Murgatroyd Buttcheek Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Woah.
    Yes, lady – you best believe I’m looking at you.

  32. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
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    “May I just say, I always loved you on Different Strokes!”

  33. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
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    Good lord…I thought someone, possibly a black Hulk, was sexually assaulting her until I realized that hand matched her right one.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Velvet Pants LAX
    JimBB
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    Pretty sure she flew in on the Millennium Falcon.

  35. Peta Murgatroyd Buttcheek Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Oh, now I get what Snagglepuss was talking about.

  36. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    diego
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    “it happens every time… they turn into blueberries”
    - Willy Wonka

  37. Amber Heard Butt Tight Dress
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    Someone should sent a missing person notification for Amber’s big boobs – i know she used to have those.

  38. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    JimBB
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    Fuck it. I’m just going to cut a hole in this parachute.

  39. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    “The Republicans are running who?” LOL!

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
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    “GET BACK ROBIN!…BACK!…BACK!”

  41. Melanie Griffith Cleavage Wrinkly Face 60th Taormina Film Festival
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    Someone has perfect attendance at this festival.

  42. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
    Short Round
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    Hey, you overe there! I can smell your fear. Bring me the head of a pig! I feel frisky.

  43. Sheryl Crow Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress Happy Hearts Fund Benefit Gala
    JimBB
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    I bet Lance cheated on her.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    Wow. THAT 15 minutes took a looooong time to end.

  45. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    You did this J-Lo. You started the fire.

  46. Alec Baldwin Checking Out Young Chick On Street Hilaria Baldwin In Store Window
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    Lady and The Tramp?

  47. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    “Where are my grandchildren you ungrateful bitch!…Sorry, I thought you were my daughter.”

  48. Jessica Alba Nipples
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    That long cold winter up North looks to still be hanging around.

  49. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
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    When did she get those?

  50. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    She’s gonna be perma-pregnant for a long time to come.

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