The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

June 20th, 2014 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Kevin Hart actually fell for the old “Hey bro, can we get a selfie?” before being arrested for obstructing the sidewalk, having drugs planted on him, and being tossed in jail because NYC is so clean and family friendly everybody, bring the kids! And speaking of kids, meet Apollo Rossdale, my new personal hero for his valiant effort to try to show me Gwen Stefani‘s boob. Almost kid, almost. When you can perfectly edit farts into my favorite terrible action movies, you’ll have my vote for President, I promise.

You and the boobie paint girl. Ok, you might have to be her VP, you understand,

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- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Photographer: J Bieber.

    Let’s see you sustain that erection now.

  2. Bill Clinton Secret Service Escort
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    “What do you mean you don’t want to be Mr Pink?”

  3. Judy Sheindlin Screaming
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    “Oooh matron!”

  4. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Oh.

  5. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You want me to sign your penis? Son, I’m afraid I’m going to need a bigger writing surface.

  6. Serena Williams Adjusting Bra WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    For anyone wondering what a handjob from Shaq would feel like…

  7. Haylie Duff Butt Weight Gain Skinny Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    #Sisterfail.

  8. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is there anything positive to say about this?

  9. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    brick
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    eat mor chikin!

  10. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
    Cock Dr
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    Um….nice purse, please fasten properly so personal junk does not fall out. Looks like it’s too late for everything else.

  11. Emily B Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    This is a terrible trend. Please, can’t we stop it?

  12. Khloe Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Velvet Pants LAX
    Dildo Baggins
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    I bet she makes massive poops

  13. Petra Nemcova Cleavage Happy Hearts Fund Benefit Gala
    Jade
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    I don’t think her breasts like each other.

  14. brick

    Geez! It’s a freakin’ bovine fest today!

  15. Mischa Barton Fat Weight Gain Wearing Muumuu WTA Pre Wimbledon Party
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    Go home mom you’re drunk

  16. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    Can’t we find a happy medium between bulging implanted hippo butts & no butted giraffes like the one above?

  17. Jessica Alba Nipples
    Flatliner
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    Those are grandma pokies

  18. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Official Bieber cum-dump.

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
    Jack Ketch
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    The inclusion of this picture just ruined the ENTIRE Crap We Missed for me. As if her sister’s huge ass wasn’t enough? Fuck.

  20. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    The only thing that comes to mind when I see her is “Retard”.

  21. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
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    Is she recruiting a new bald gay dude to be her beard?

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
    yourmom
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    Weird shirts and bad angles?

  23. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    JimBB
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    Dear Justin,

    If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I’ve been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885, working as a prostitute in the Lucky Cowpoke Saloon (see attached photo). I have become very adept at giving tugjobs to miners and cowhands.

    Please do not attempt to rebuild the time machine and drag me back to listen to your shitty music. This life is better.

  24. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
    Dbag
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    Oh dear sweet jesus. It’s worse than I thought. TAKE ME PARTY OF FIVE DVDs!!!

  25. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
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    Trump’s a moron — that’s a must.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
    Dbag
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    *AWAY*

  27. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
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    Those cops look like male strippers more than… Oh.. Never mind

  28. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
    JimBB
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    See, there *is* an upside to getting pulled over for driving while black.

  29. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Dbag
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    Overexposure defined.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
    JimBB
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    Stop farting in our general direction!

  31. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    JimBB
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    And that anal rape scene, don’t get me started on the anal rape.

  32. Selena Gomez Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Good move making sure the door in the pic did not have a knob. Would not want anything in the photo that was smarter than you.

  33. Jessica Alba Nipples
    Dbag
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    pew pew pew pew

  34. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
    JimBB
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    January Jones told me that the dumpster was right up here, but I sure don’t see it.

  35. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
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    “Shit, I hope they don’t smell the weed”

  36. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
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    I hate her, but her ass tour is slowly winning me over.

  37. Sheryl Crow Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress Happy Hearts Fund Benefit Gala
    Flatliner
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    God damn, put a black helmet on her and go NOOOOOOOOOOOO….

  38. Kevin Hart Taking Selfie With NYPD
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    it’s always good to get a “before the beating” picture.

  39. Jennifer Lopez Butt Booty Shorts GMA
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    Every once in a while she gets something stuck in there (corn, small children, her ex husband, etc…) and one of her backup dancers needs to fetch the pole

  40. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    “And then Sarah took Jimmy’s cock like this”

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    God… this is getting sadder and sadder.

  42. Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip Wardrobe Malfunction Baby Apollo
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    Free the nipple!

  43. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    The man’s having a stroke you cruel bastards!!!

  44. Michael Sheen Sarah Silverman Jon Voight 4th Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    I’d smile too if I got to not only bang Kate Beckinsale but get her knocked up too. Lucky fucker. Bastard is so lucky I bet he got to bang Sarah Silverman too and she did not even talk during the whole thing.

  45. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
    JimBB
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    Oh, yeah, like a give a flying shit about you and your STUPID FUCKING SCHOOL PROJECT. I tell you what. Take this book, shove it up ass, and tell your teacher that Hillary Clinton called that a performance art piece! A+!

  46. Carla Howe Naked Tits Body Paint Melissa Howe World Cup Photo Shoot
    Vote for Pedro
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    That’s one shirt I wouldn’t want to get into but I would sure like to wash it…with my tongue.

  47. Hilary Clinton Overexcited To Meet Chris Colfer Book Signing
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    You prefer Kyle & Kendall’s book? Fuck you, sonny.

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Post Baby Weight Short Haircut
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    Wow, she turned into a Deep South, Walmart, trailer park mom in no time.

  49. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    You’ve reached KK Klan’s level saturation.

    It was fun in the beginning, but now… enough.

  50. Haylie Duff Butt Weight Gain Skinny Jeans
    Dbag
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    This one has gone the way of the Khloe.

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