The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.17.11

June 17th, 2011 // 646 Comments

And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold‘s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.

Enjoy The Crap We Missed: Butts and Christmas Sweaters Edition,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf
    TomFrank
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    Yet another subscriber to “Ashton Kutcher’s Douchebag Quarterly.”

  2. Shia LaBeouf
    kimmykimkim
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    What the fuck is with the weather in L.A. lately? It’s fucking June and everybodys running around in scarves and sweaters. Seriously, ‘the fuck?

  3. Hilary Duff
    Jack
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    That shade of red lipstick is so not right for–ah screw it. I wanna bang.

  4. Charlie Sheen Mask
    TomFrank
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    Yes. Charlie Sheen’s head on a pike. This is happening.

  5. Quentin Tarantino
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    He lookth like he jutht thpied thomeone thpethial!

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    FartKnocker
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    these days all chubs has left at her disposal are sex toys. most people don’t like being seen in public, you know, admitting it. it’s sort of like taking your real doll out on dates.

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
    Bucky Barnes
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    Good move, red-headed kid, the douche-beard totally distracts people from the fact that you’re fat.

  8. Bridget Marquardt No Makeup
    Jack
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    Just think: Hugh Hefner humped that Camel.

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
    AleisterCrowley
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    “And with that, this meeting of the Tacky Moronic Hawaiian Shirt Club is adjourned.”

  10. James Van Der Beek
    TomFrank
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    “Somehow, these diapers are an apt metaphor for my career.”

  11. Matthew McConaughey
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    Brokeback McConaughey?

  12. Quentin Tarantino
    FartKnocker
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    put a raincoat on him and he’s pedo-man-of-the-year.

  13. Eliza Dolittle
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    Eliza WHOlittle?

  14. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
    Flynbyu
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    I would eat her ass like colon cancer.

  15. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    whoa…check out what was behind door number 2!

  16. Tori Spelling
    AleisterCrowley
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    Damn! She’s like Godzilla through Tokyo!

  17. Quentin Tarantino
    Bucky Barnes
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    Oh shit, that middle-aged guy stole Rumer Willis’ chin!

  18. Jersey Shore JWoww
    Jack
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    I bet she’s cooking cream pies.

  19. Carlos Santana
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    Blending right in with the Russian gangsters, I see.

  20. Serena Williams
    FartKnocker
    Commented on this photo:

    tracy morgan cleans up nice.

  21. Jersey Shore Vinny Guadagnino The Situation
    Bucky Barnes
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    Fucking disgusting but funny.

  22. Billy Zane
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    You sure this isn’t David Cross?

  23. Charlie Sheen Mask
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Rocky, what me pull an asshole out of my hat….PRESTO!

  24. Charlie Sheen Mask
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    *watch

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    TomFrank
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt at The Pleasure Chest Bar in West Hollywood…and dressed to go on the evening shift.

  26. Billy Zane
    Tinklepants
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    When I wake up in the morning and think of a style I’m going for, David Cross NEVER crosses my mind.

  27. James Van Der Beek
    ad nasuem
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    I should have seen this coming. The Beek always shows up when you least expect it.

  28. Charlie Sheen Mask
    kimmykimkim
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    I paid for that hitman to bring this thing directly to ME! But instead, he let’s people take pictures of it for money? Fucker will do anything to make a quick buck. What a dick.

  29. Molly Shannon
    TomFrank
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    “STELLLLLLAA—oh, you’re right here.”

  30. Jersey Shore Vinny Guadagnino The Situation
    AleisterCrowley
    Commented on this photo:

    Buenos dias Senor Wences!

  31. David Arquette
    JosieBelle
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    And the requisite character in the background, saying it all with the eyes…

  32. Eliza Dolittle
    Bucky Barnes
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    That’s okay, I like butterface on my popcorn.

  33. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Let the ass-eating comments commence.

  34. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Tinklepants
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    Way to finish the week, with two shots for the permanent spank bank!

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
    TomFrank
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    This trip was not the first time Arnold said “I’d a ho.”

  36. James Van Der Beek
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I don’t know who he is but Pampers are great.
    50 years of miracles indeed.

  37. Charlie Sheen Mask
    jezebelly
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    Lord of the Flies in more ways than one! CREEPY!

  38. Elizabeth Hurley
    Bucky Barnes
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    Yikes! It’s embarrassing enough when you leave the restroom with a piece stuck to your shoe…

  39. Serena Williams
    ad nasuem
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    Do you know what they say the difference is between a tennis mom and a grizzly bear? Lipstick!!

  40. Hilary Duff
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture brought to you by Crayola.

  41. Dakota Fanning
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney Love circa 1983?

  42. Charlie Sheen Mask
    Commented on this photo:

    This one has more realistic hair.

  43. Paris Hilton
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she dictating The Poon-a-Bomber Manifesto?

  44. Quentin Tarantino
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Pictured: Quentin’s tape recorder, looking for dialogue ideas for “Death Proof 2.”

  45. Brittany Snow
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pinkeye.
    Find out what brand of mascara/false eyelashes she’s using, so that the public can be properly warned.

  46. Paris Hilton
    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Kim, I sent you a package. What you already got it? A box of Valtrex? $@!t I sent the wrong box.” #unabombfail

  47. Jessica Simpson Fiance Eric Johnson Fat
    humpinfrog
    Commented on this photo:

    “Psst, dude, I’ll give you a fiver if you tell me where to get a meatloaf sub”. “Baby’s got eat and so do I, if you know what I mean, hahahaha”. “By the way, can you hold some of this shit?” “This is my gold diggin’ hand”

  48. Eliza Dolittle
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    Is that a tampon string? Classy.

  49. Kristin Cavallari
    Totally
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    I would sooo meh all over her whatever!

  50. Bridget Marquardt No Makeup
    Commented on this photo:

    “These aren’t the coloring books I ordered.”

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