And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold‘s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.
Enjoy The Crap We Missed: Butts and Christmas Sweaters Edition,
- The Superficial
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Yet another subscriber to “Ashton Kutcher’s Douchebag Quarterly.”
What the fuck is with the weather in L.A. lately? It’s fucking June and everybodys running around in scarves and sweaters. Seriously, ‘the fuck?
At least he’s wearing a good hat.
That shade of red lipstick is so not right for–ah screw it. I wanna bang.
Yes. Charlie Sheen’s head on a pike. This is happening.
He lookth like he jutht thpied thomeone thpethial!
these days all chubs has left at her disposal are sex toys. most people don’t like being seen in public, you know, admitting it. it’s sort of like taking your real doll out on dates.
Don’t give her any ideas.
Good move, red-headed kid, the douche-beard totally distracts people from the fact that you’re fat.
Just think: Hugh Hefner humped that Camel.
I bet Hef is a two pump chump.
I read that he has to watch gay porn and take tons of viagra just to perform. True story.
“And with that, this meeting of the Tacky Moronic Hawaiian Shirt Club is adjourned.”
“Somehow, these diapers are an apt metaphor for my career.”
Brokeback McConaughey?
I think they’re bringing back McLeod.
Matthew McKindagay.
put a raincoat on him and he’s pedo-man-of-the-year.
Eliza WHOlittle?
I would eat her ass like colon cancer.
+1
lolol, and how….
whoa…check out what was behind door number 2!
I’d rather see what I can get into door number 2!
i’d like to try to get my tongue all the way to my tonsils into door #2…
why you guys got to make it dirty?
Damn! She’s like Godzilla through Tokyo!
Oh shit, that middle-aged guy stole Rumer Willis’ chin!
They look suspiciously related…along with Vanderbeek, they could all be one happy family.
I bet she’s cooking cream pies.
Blending right in with the Russian gangsters, I see.
Russians prefer their moobs to be at least a c-cup, aka a Yeltsin.
tracy morgan cleans up nice.
Fucking disgusting but funny.
That was a reply to Mr. Dreg. My mouse is drunk again.
Stop using it to stir your drinks.
You sure this isn’t David Cross?
Hey Rocky, what me pull an asshole out of my hat….PRESTO!
*watch
Jennifer Love Hewitt at The Pleasure Chest Bar in West Hollywood…and dressed to go on the evening shift.
When I wake up in the morning and think of a style I’m going for, David Cross NEVER crosses my mind.
I should have seen this coming. The Beek always shows up when you least expect it.
I paid for that hitman to bring this thing directly to ME! But instead, he let’s people take pictures of it for money? Fucker will do anything to make a quick buck. What a dick.
“STELLLLLLAA—oh, you’re right here.”
Buenos dias Senor Wences!
And the requisite character in the background, saying it all with the eyes…
That’s okay, I like butterface on my popcorn.
Let the ass-eating comments commence.
Way to finish the week, with two shots for the permanent spank bank!
If it had our daily Dinklage it would have been a perfect ending.
This trip was not the first time Arnold said “I’d a ho.”
I don’t know who he is but Pampers are great.
50 years of miracles indeed.
Lord of the Flies in more ways than one! CREEPY!
Yikes! It’s embarrassing enough when you leave the restroom with a piece stuck to your shoe…
Do you know what they say the difference is between a tennis mom and a grizzly bear? Lipstick!!
This picture brought to you by Crayola.
ha ha!!
Courtney Love circa 1983?
This one has more realistic hair.
Is she dictating The Poon-a-Bomber Manifesto?
Not Pictured: Quentin’s tape recorder, looking for dialogue ideas for “Death Proof 2.”
Pinkeye.
Find out what brand of mascara/false eyelashes she’s using, so that the public can be properly warned.
Joker Products?
“Hey Kim, I sent you a package. What you already got it? A box of Valtrex? $@!t I sent the wrong box.” #unabombfail
“Psst, dude, I’ll give you a fiver if you tell me where to get a meatloaf sub”. “Baby’s got eat and so do I, if you know what I mean, hahahaha”. “By the way, can you hold some of this shit?” “This is my gold diggin’ hand”
Is that a tampon string? Classy.
HA!
I would sooo meh all over her whatever!
“These aren’t the coloring books I ordered.”