And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold‘s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.
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Ahhhhhg!!! The cavity! The cavity!!!!
What, you mean you can’t grip a softball with your sternum?
Looks a little too healthy to be realistic…
Yeah, what’s with all the teeth ?
” Grissley, who’s Steve?”
+1
They dress like that to be inconspicuous.
“Now watch! Watch as I Riverdance to the Bentley gods and beg them to get me a movie deal!”
Watch out for the Blue Meanies.
Someone hasn’t missed a meal – or a Botox appointment – in quite awhile.
Persol Magnificent Obsessions? Is that formally recognized by the DSM IV now?
If I was still in high school and that was a friend’s mom I’d think she was kind of hot.
Best & hottest moobs shot ever.
Where does the fleshlight mount on this thing?
She should be really grateful that at one time she was attractive cuz he’s dumb as shit.
Oh, and get some pants that aren’t stuffed up your uterus!
“Yo, ya’ cock taste like peanut butta’.”
“Yo, dat’s becuz I lubed youse up wit peanut butta’.”
“So’s dat means you got my chocolate on ya’ peanut butta’.”
“Tasted great on my finga’ too.”
About to be fingered by Photoshop
Outfits approved by Rumer Willis.
From Bravo’s new show, Cooking with Semen.
Trolling for the next rich husband.
In fairness this guys fitness threshold is comfortably low, he just has to stay leaner than Jessica.
Rough week for Canada…first Vancouver had soccer riots, now Toronto has a sinkhole.
Not bad!
Any relation to the doctor?
an easy one but hahaha
Britney wishes she looked that good in that shirt.
Is that the mom whose commitment to Sparkle Motion does not warrant questioning?
Obscure reference humor turns me on.
I thought this was Brooke Meuller on another bender.
Shaved & ready to stick that face between some drunken famewhore’s thighs.
She’s already there with the blow job face and the banana peel earrings.
He should hold out for something better. He put on a tie & everything.
Probably a strange thing to notice, but those super-thick French tips are doing nothing to elongate her already stumpy fingers.
OMG.
‘The sternum! It’s melted!’
Now even the the lasagna has herpes.
I loves to go swimmin’ wif bowlegged wimmin, I’m Popeye the Sailor man!
Chuck Lorrie: “Bring me the head of Charlie Sheen!… Oh, gross.”
Did Prof. Henry Higgins dress her like that?
heh
you’re obviously cultured…why are you here?
Princess Whatsherbitch can only hope she looks that good at 87 years old.
I hate Yoko Ono with a passion, but I would wholeheartedly support any lawsuit she files to get that shirt off of that dude.
Is that because you want to see his torso? You disgust me.
His head 2 body ratio is not in the normal range for a human.
She looks good for 46…and you’ll rarely hear me say this, but even at 46 she looks good period.
What are the ascot races? Is it a bunch of aristocrats running around in ascots?
My dad sez “It’s a bunch of horses asses, watching a bunch of horses asses”.
Love my dad.
+1 for sure
I’m assuming “friend” is a euphamism for “fluffer”…
The coat, the glasses and the cabbage all say Magic Roundabout but she still looks great. Respect.
I hope she has enough compassion to have her kids home schooled. I wonder if either one of these gingers have been swirlied yet cuz it’s coming.
Jeez, when did she become a burn victim?
Another show-biz mom who took that “break a leg” adage a tad too far.
“Photo Boy refused to go out of principle”
What principle is that? The “never, ever pay money to see Ryan Reynolds in green tights” one?
Hey, “never, ever pay money to see Ryan Reynolds” is good enough for me.
That rules out some chick flicks, which can be necessary in a courtship process.
right titty > left titty
Not really.
It’s the camera angle, Poindexter.
So wait, the dude in the red hat is close enough to Rhianna’s uterus that he could see the eggs drop and istead decides gaze longingly into his buddy’s face?
So he chose a Rihanna concert as his special coming out place *shrugs*
“I can pinch an inch! Time to start eating Special K again.”
“Kim Kardashian, I challenge you to a round of ass-tennis.”
“How do you play ass-tennis?”
“It’s like tennis, only you don’t use a racquet.”
“Okay, but only if we can make a sex tape afterwards.”
According to my Unified Theory of Gluteus Criticalis, if she and Kim Kardashian come into contact, there should be a significant explosion…
I could have guessed he was a half-windsor slacker.
He needs Pampers because he has shit for brains.