The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.17.11

June 17th, 2011 // 646 Comments

And that’s a week, folks. Stay tuned for The Most Important People on The Internet in its normal Saturday time slot followed by a review of Green Lantern whenever I can spare two hours that I’d normally spend pretending I’m not gonna lie on the couch all weekend. On that note, Photo Boy refused to go out of principle, so apparently you can’t even pay people to see Ryan Reynold‘s cock-bulge fight Peter Sarsgard’s face in a turd cloud which makes me question what we’ve become as a nation.

Enjoy The Crap We Missed: Butts and Christmas Sweaters Edition,

- The Superficial

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  1. Tori Spelling
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    Ahhhhhg!!! The cavity! The cavity!!!!

  2. Charlie Sheen Mask
    Bucky Barnes
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    Looks a little too healthy to be realistic…

  3. Jessica Simpson Fiance Eric Johnson Fat
    AleisterCrowley
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    ” Grissley, who’s Steve?”

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Patrick Schwarzenegger Hawaiin Shirts
    Cock Dr
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    They dress like that to be inconspicuous.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    “Now watch! Watch as I Riverdance to the Bentley gods and beg them to get me a movie deal!”

  6. Dakota Fanning
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Watch out for the Blue Meanies.

  7. Hilary Duff
    Senor Trout
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    Someone hasn’t missed a meal – or a Botox appointment – in quite awhile.

  8. Shenae Grimes
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    Persol Magnificent Obsessions? Is that formally recognized by the DSM IV now?

  9. Hilary Duff
    Bucky Barnes
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    If I was still in high school and that was a friend’s mom I’d think she was kind of hot.

  10. Carlos Santana
    Cock Dr
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    Best & hottest moobs shot ever.

  11. Charlie Sheen Mask
    Richard McBeef
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    Where does the fleshlight mount on this thing?

  12. Bridget Marquardt No Makeup
    AleisterCrowley
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    She should be really grateful that at one time she was attractive cuz he’s dumb as shit.

  13. Jersey Shore Vinny Guadagnino The Situation
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    “Yo, ya’ cock taste like peanut butta’.”
    “Yo, dat’s becuz I lubed youse up wit peanut butta’.”
    “So’s dat means you got my chocolate on ya’ peanut butta’.”
    “Tasted great on my finga’ too.”

  14. Eliza Dolittle
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    About to be fingered by Photoshop

  15. Jayde Nicole
    Senor Trout
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    Outfits approved by Rumer Willis.

  16. Jersey Shore JWoww
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    From Bravo’s new show, Cooking with Semen.

  17. Elizabeth Hurley
    Cock Dr
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    Trolling for the next rich husband.

  18. Jessica Simpson Fiance Eric Johnson Fat
    Bucky Barnes
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    In fairness this guys fitness threshold is comfortably low, he just has to stay leaner than Jessica.

  19. Tori Spelling
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    Rough week for Canada…first Vancouver had soccer riots, now Toronto has a sinkhole.

  20. Serena Williams
    Cock Dr
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    Not bad!

  21. Eliza Dolittle
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    Any relation to the doctor?

  22. Carlos Santana
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    Britney wishes she looked that good in that shirt.

  23. Quentin Tarantino
    Richard McBeef
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    Is that the mom whose commitment to Sparkle Motion does not warrant questioning?

  24. Kristin Cavallari
    AleisterCrowley
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    I thought this was Brooke Meuller on another bender.

  25. David Arquette
    Cock Dr
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    Shaved & ready to stick that face between some drunken famewhore’s thighs.

  26. Jersey Shore JWoww
    ElleW
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    Probably a strange thing to notice, but those super-thick French tips are doing nothing to elongate her already stumpy fingers.

  27. Henry Winkler
    Cock Dr
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    OMG.

  28. Tori Spelling
    Senor Trout
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    ‘The sternum! It’s melted!’

  29. Jersey Shore JWoww
    Richard McBeef
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    Now even the the lasagna has herpes.

  30. Jayde Nicole
    Bucky Barnes
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    I loves to go swimmin’ wif bowlegged wimmin, I’m Popeye the Sailor man!

  31. Charlie Sheen Mask
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    Chuck Lorrie: “Bring me the head of Charlie Sheen!… Oh, gross.”

  32. Eliza Dolittle
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    Did Prof. Henry Higgins dress her like that?

  33. Elizabeth Hurley
    Richard McBeef
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    Princess Whatsherbitch can only hope she looks that good at 87 years old.

  34. Jersey Shore Vinny Guadagnino The Situation
    Senor Trout
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    I hate Yoko Ono with a passion, but I would wholeheartedly support any lawsuit she files to get that shirt off of that dude.

  35. James Van Der Beek
    Spoogebob Nopants
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    His head 2 body ratio is not in the normal range for a human.

  36. Elizabeth Hurley
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    She looks good for 46…and you’ll rarely hear me say this, but even at 46 she looks good period.

  37. Elizabeth Hurley
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    What are the ascot races? Is it a bunch of aristocrats running around in ascots?

  38. Jayde Nicole
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    I’m assuming “friend” is a euphamism for “fluffer”…

  39. Elizabeth Hurley
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The coat, the glasses and the cabbage all say Magic Roundabout but she still looks great. Respect.

  40. Molly Shannon
    AleisterCrowley
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    I hope she has enough compassion to have her kids home schooled. I wonder if either one of these gingers have been swirlied yet cuz it’s coming.

  41. Molly Shannon
    Funky McMuntlestein
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    Jeez, when did she become a burn victim?

  42. Molly Shannon
    Bucky Barnes
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    Another show-biz mom who took that “break a leg” adage a tad too far.

  43. Cock Dr

    “Photo Boy refused to go out of principle”
    What principle is that? The “never, ever pay money to see Ryan Reynolds in green tights” one?

  44. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    right titty > left titty

  45. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
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    So wait, the dude in the red hat is close enough to Rhianna’s uterus that he could see the eggs drop and istead decides gaze longingly into his buddy’s face?

  46. Rihanna Butt Squeeze
    TomFrank
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    “I can pinch an inch! Time to start eating Special K again.”

  47. Serena Williams
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    “Kim Kardashian, I challenge you to a round of ass-tennis.”
    “How do you play ass-tennis?”
    “It’s like tennis, only you don’t use a racquet.”
    “Okay, but only if we can make a sex tape afterwards.”

  48. Serena Williams
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    According to my Unified Theory of Gluteus Criticalis, if she and Kim Kardashian come into contact, there should be a significant explosion…

  49. David Arquette
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    I could have guessed he was a half-windsor slacker.

  50. James Van Der Beek
    Jack
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    He needs Pampers because he has shit for brains.

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