Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*
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She’s become another pedophile wet dream. Boney legs, sharp knees, square shoulders like a teenage boy who just started working out. No thanks.
We get it. You like fat chicks.
We get it. You like crackwhores.
Stephen Tyler got implants?
Correction: Steven Tyler is now Stephanie Tyler?
And got beat with an UGLY stick.
I cannot believe that this is Lil Kim’s idol.
What has anyone ever seen that would make this dog even remotely attractive?
That stuff is 8% alcohol and tastes like shit.
That’s how manages to fart.
I’d still lay the pipe to it.
Oh, damn! I just love him….so fine, funny and not one bit scared of sharks! Laminated list, for sure. I’d like to put 5 below that zipper.
Vlad The Impaler and Russell Brand had a baby?
Ewwww, look at those claws.
“Can someone bring me my jacket? It’s a little nippy out here.”
Didn’t the President just allow her to stay in the country?
Eventually, the wristbands and necklaces will consume him.
I’ve heard of girls with flat asses before, but this is ridiculous.
Jesus Christ you guys she’s not that bad in this pic. Everyone’s a f#$king comedian.
Horse Tits!
He’s lost his teeth b/c they had rotten due to drugs. These are prosthetic teeth.
A very sadly-looking old lady.
Is he smoking his own finger?
Looks good, that’s great. Made no harm, meant no harm.
Count Dracula.
A very family nose.
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Meh , I like looking at her ass more
yikes!!
it looks like she’s wearing a padded bra…so what’s with the razor nips?
Adam Sandler + a bag of used tampons = Rob Kardashian
Yeahhh put it in my mouth- wait this isn’t penis cake wtf Miley
1. Fake nails…check
2. Spray tan…check
3. Big box of herpes meds…check and mate
I found Carmen Sandiego!
Jesus Christ. What the hell is that?
Hey how’d ya give it to her? “Like this; la,la,la, nom, nom, nom,”
As long as I have a face, she will have a place to sit!! *SLURRRPPP*
For those of you (read: damn near all) here who think she’s hot, I direct you to her nude scene in “Short Cuts”. Apparently she told the director, Robert Altman, that she wanted to prove that she had no problem showing her tits after Julianne Moore agreed to show her bush.
Dude. Because she doesn’t have double D’s that somehow makes her ugly or undesirable?? Get a clue. She has a smoking body (20 yrs ago and now). She looks better than 99.9% of the 25 year old’s walking around out there.
It’s Mugatu!
“Today I’m wearing my “big boy” panties.”
If it isn’t good old Paz de la Where-can-I-blow-ya.
Does “he” shave his forearms?
Wow, are those feminine lips.
I can see the resemblance
Wow. Imagine being a guy in your 50′s and waking up next to that every morning!! That’s good stuff, my friends.