The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12

June 15th, 2012 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    She’s become another pedophile wet dream. Boney legs, sharp knees, square shoulders like a teenage boy who just started working out. No thanks.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Stephen Tyler got implants?

  3. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    I cannot believe that this is Lil Kim’s idol.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    tromba
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    What has anyone ever seen that would make this dog even remotely attractive?

  5. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
    tromba
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    That stuff is 8% alcohol and tastes like shit.

  6. Rose McGowan
    tromba
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    That’s how manages to fart.

  7. Rose McGowan
    tromba
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    I’d still lay the pipe to it.

  8. Paul Walker Goatee
    edamame
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    Oh, damn! I just love him….so fine, funny and not one bit scared of sharks! Laminated list, for sure. I’d like to put 5 below that zipper.

  9. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    edamame
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    Vlad The Impaler and Russell Brand had a baby?

  10. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
    edamame
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    Ewwww, look at those claws.

  11. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    CanadiaDan
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    “Can someone bring me my jacket? It’s a little nippy out here.”

  12. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Dan Quayle
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    Didn’t the President just allow her to stay in the country?

  13. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    EZ-B
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    Eventually, the wristbands and necklaces will consume him.

  14. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    EZ-B
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    I’ve heard of girls with flat asses before, but this is ridiculous.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Evangelista
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    Jesus Christ you guys she’s not that bad in this pic. Everyone’s a f#$king comedian.

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Horse Tits!

  17. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Allion
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    He’s lost his teeth b/c they had rotten due to drugs. These are prosthetic teeth.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Allion
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    A very sadly-looking old lady.

  19. Don King Cigar
    Allion
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    Is he smoking his own finger?

  20. Paul Walker Goatee
    Allion
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    Looks good, that’s great. Made no harm, meant no harm.

  21. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    Allion
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    Count Dracula.

  22. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Allion
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    A very family nose.

  23. Claudia Romani Bikini
    durhurr
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    http://themodels.net/claudiaromani/98.jpg

    Meh , I like looking at her ass more

  24. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Kat
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    yikes!!

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Kat
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    it looks like she’s wearing a padded bra…so what’s with the razor nips?

  26. Rob Kardashian
    Kat
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    Adam Sandler + a bag of used tampons = Rob Kardashian

  27. Don King Cigar
    I still can't believe its not butter
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    Yeahhh put it in my mouth- wait this isn’t penis cake wtf Miley

  28. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
    Kat
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    1. Fake nails…check
    2. Spray tan…check
    3. Big box of herpes meds…check and mate

  29. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    Kat
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    I found Carmen Sandiego!

  30. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Turd Ferguson
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    Jesus Christ. What the hell is that?

  31. Don King Cigar
    DonkeyPunchAmandaBynes
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    Hey how’d ya give it to her? “Like this; la,la,la, nom, nom, nom,”

  32. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
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    As long as I have a face, she will have a place to sit!! *SLURRRPPP*

  33. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    AlAnonAddict
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    For those of you (read: damn near all) here who think she’s hot, I direct you to her nude scene in “Short Cuts”. Apparently she told the director, Robert Altman, that she wanted to prove that she had no problem showing her tits after Julianne Moore agreed to show her bush.

    • Larry Jones

      Dude. Because she doesn’t have double D’s that somehow makes her ugly or undesirable?? Get a clue. She has a smoking body (20 yrs ago and now). She looks better than 99.9% of the 25 year old’s walking around out there.

  34. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    It’s Mugatu!

  35. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
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    “Today I’m wearing my “big boy” panties.”

  36. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
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    If it isn’t good old Paz de la Where-can-I-blow-ya.

  37. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Joe_Schmoe
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    Does “he” shave his forearms?

  38. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Joe_Schmoe
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    Wow, are those feminine lips.

  39. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    diamond
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    I can see the resemblance

  40. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Larry Jones
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    Wow. Imagine being a guy in your 50′s and waking up next to that every morning!! That’s good stuff, my friends.

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