The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12

June 15th, 2012 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Biff
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    His teeth don’t look like that usually. Wonder wtf happened. Seriously. I googled and went through 40 million photos and every smile had straight teeth.

  2. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    She is sooo damn beautiful!

  3. Jason Mewes Veneers
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    Goddamnit! And now I gotta try to sleep tonight.

  4. Don King Cigar
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    People think Don King smokes cigars, but in reality he eats the penises of his newest fighters.

  5. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
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    She is such a ray of sunshine!

  6. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
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    “…lead us into temptation and deliver us to Eva…”

  7. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
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    “I know it’s the middle of the day, but is there any reason I need to be wearing clothing?”

  8. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
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    Where’s the rest of his mandible?

  9. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
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    La Toya…??? That’s just too fucking freaky looking for this time of the year. Come back out closer to the end of October.

  10. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Swearin
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    Well, it’s not a golden calf, but I don’t think God would approve of this one, either.

  11. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Swearin
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    “Okay, I just need to blot the eyebrow, so make the “Hey girrrrl, whatcha doing?” face…no, I said Hey GIRL, put your damn shirt down!”

  12. Rob Kardashian
    Swearin
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    For being the weakest link in the chain, he’s pretty sure of himself in this pic.

  13. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
    Swearin
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    If somehow J-Lo and Kim Kardashian had a kid, it would be this

  14. Jason Mewes Veneers
    voodoochic
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    anyone see his AMA from like a day ago? he’s a cool cat.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    sousvide
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    this shows some relevancy to the biblical reference “the jawbone of an ass”

  16. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    cc
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    What were you thinking, that’s a terrible shade of lipstick…let me wipe that off.

  17. Jason Mewes Veneers
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    Didn’t Cher’s son die at the end of the movie?

  18. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
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    didn’t realize she had such a nice “dunkadooball”.

  19. Claudia Romani Bikini
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    I’d rub some suntan lotion on that ass.

  20. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Warren Piece
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    She’s actually sitting on an Oscar

  21. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    cc
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    Madame Tussaud’s…those pranksters are at it again!

  22. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Warren Piece
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    He’s so rich he can’t tear his clothes off on stage without his entourage.

  23. Jason Mewes Veneers
    cc
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    Oh look and anglerfish…where’s his lantern, under his hair?

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    Whooooa, easy on the Lasix there honey.

  25. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
    cc
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    They deserve to go bankrupt, just for this show.

  26. Rob Kardashian
    Coyote
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    The Thought Bubble above his head says “I need me some Dick”

  27. Rob Kardashian
    cc
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    Clear a path everyone…he’s got the bad-ass tattoo sleeve goin’ on.

  28. Paul Walker Goatee
    cc
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    Wait, what? Did you just call me a one note actor?

  29. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    Coyote
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    I am soo Hungry Right Now

  30. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    She’s so hot! LBFM.

  31. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    cc
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    What the caption doesn’t say is she’s been standing there for an hour trying to figure out how to get in with that skirt on.

  32. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    cc
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    Ack, Rock me Amadeus just popped into my head and won’t go away.

  33. Ali Larter Cleavage Legs Minidress
    cc
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    Imagine how swiftly you could get out of that dress. I know I am.

  34. Claudia Romani Bikini
    cc
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    Please let me something like this at the beach this summer. Just once.

  35. Claudia Romani Bikini
    cc
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    OMG please don’t cover it up. *wheeping*

  36. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    bearman85
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    Can anyone say photoshop?

  37. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    Ever since she banged Mario Lopez, Eva still finds herself drawn to dense, brainless statues.

  38. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
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    “So, if i roll up the tissue this way, it will totally look like a penis. I promise.”

  39. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    G Spot Finder
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    Turn your dress around and put it on right this time.

  40. Rose McGowan
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    “This one is real. Everything else is fake.”

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
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    I call shenanigans. This can’t be a photoshoot, she doesn’t have nearly every orifice clearly visible.

  42. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Stryfe
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    What if they mated?Jaws from 007 & Julia Stiles

  43. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Turd Ferguson
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    Seems to be neck and neck with the Kardashians for most fucked up family ever.

  44. Rob Kardashian
    LadyLynna
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    Oh hey, Chaz Bono.

  45. Rose McGowan
    LadyLynna
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    “Oh my goodness! I saw my reflection and startled myself!”

  46. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    LadyLynna
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    Uh oh. I spot a little tummy pooch. Que the Superficial Writer speculating her pregnancy in 5, 4, 3, 2….

  47. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
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    She’s got a nice set. Too bad about the face though.

  48. Jason Mewes Veneers
    HollyK
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    ugh, Amy Pohler looks terrible.                                                                                                                                                                                                 

  49. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    She’s cute.

  50. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
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    She’s fucking sexy.

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