Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*
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His teeth don’t look like that usually. Wonder wtf happened. Seriously. I googled and went through 40 million photos and every smile had straight teeth.
She is sooo damn beautiful!
Goddamnit! And now I gotta try to sleep tonight.
People think Don King smokes cigars, but in reality he eats the penises of his newest fighters.
She is such a ray of sunshine!
“…lead us into temptation and deliver us to Eva…”
“I know it’s the middle of the day, but is there any reason I need to be wearing clothing?”
Where’s the rest of his mandible?
La Toya…??? That’s just too fucking freaky looking for this time of the year. Come back out closer to the end of October.
Well, it’s not a golden calf, but I don’t think God would approve of this one, either.
“Okay, I just need to blot the eyebrow, so make the “Hey girrrrl, whatcha doing?” face…no, I said Hey GIRL, put your damn shirt down!”
For being the weakest link in the chain, he’s pretty sure of himself in this pic.
If somehow J-Lo and Kim Kardashian had a kid, it would be this
anyone see his AMA from like a day ago? he’s a cool cat.
this shows some relevancy to the biblical reference “the jawbone of an ass”
What were you thinking, that’s a terrible shade of lipstick…let me wipe that off.
Didn’t Cher’s son die at the end of the movie?
didn’t realize she had such a nice “dunkadooball”.
I’d rub some suntan lotion on that ass.
She’s actually sitting on an Oscar
Madame Tussaud’s…those pranksters are at it again!
He’s so rich he can’t tear his clothes off on stage without his entourage.
Oh look and anglerfish…where’s his lantern, under his hair?
Whooooa, easy on the Lasix there honey.
They deserve to go bankrupt, just for this show.
The Thought Bubble above his head says “I need me some Dick”
Clear a path everyone…he’s got the bad-ass tattoo sleeve goin’ on.
Wait, what? Did you just call me a one note actor?
I am soo Hungry Right Now
She’s so hot! LBFM.
Sure, if starved crackheads are your thing. Just stay away from those sharp knees though. Might get an eye poked out.
What the caption doesn’t say is she’s been standing there for an hour trying to figure out how to get in with that skirt on.
Ack, Rock me Amadeus just popped into my head and won’t go away.
Imagine how swiftly you could get out of that dress. I know I am.
Yeah, except, it’s one of those stupid rompers, not a dress.
Please let me something like this at the beach this summer. Just once.
OMG please don’t cover it up. *wheeping*
Can anyone say photoshop?
Why, yes, as a matter of fact. Can anyone say “cynical killjoy”?
Ever since she banged Mario Lopez, Eva still finds herself drawn to dense, brainless statues.
“So, if i roll up the tissue this way, it will totally look like a penis. I promise.”
Turn your dress around and put it on right this time.
“This one is real. Everything else is fake.”
I call shenanigans. This can’t be a photoshoot, she doesn’t have nearly every orifice clearly visible.
What if they mated?Jaws from 007 & Julia Stiles
i thought the thumnail WAS Julia Styles. Glad i’m not the only one that saw that.
Seems to be neck and neck with the Kardashians for most fucked up family ever.
Oh hey, Chaz Bono.
“Oh my goodness! I saw my reflection and startled myself!”
Uh oh. I spot a little tummy pooch. Que the Superficial Writer speculating her pregnancy in 5, 4, 3, 2….
She’s got a nice set. Too bad about the face though.
ugh, Amy Pohler looks terrible.
She’s cute.
She’s fucking sexy.