Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*
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Pregnant Snookis don’t drink no mothafuckin’ milk.
I sense fat genes in that pool
I wish I was that wall.
Touch me and I’ll sue…touch me and I’ll sue
I can’t believe that anyone is surprised when homosexual fashion designers favor models that have the physique of young boys.
Sweet! My very own troll, I’ll pet her and hold her and brush her hair. OMG I’m sooo excited!
…and call her “George.”
just because a woman is thin does not mean she has the shape of a “young boy”. candice is quite curvy and feminine in fact, with that tiny waist and then wide hips in comparison. but she is too thin here, thats for sure
And not the least bit thrilled about that outfit.
the majority of her “wide hips” is actually fat, that’s just where it goes for her
It’s probably just Tony. *sigh* Yay.
I smell Axe body spray and regret… ‘zat you, Tony?
“Thank you, brothers; and, in the words of that great American poet Ralph Walnut Emerson, you all has my infernal gratitude. “
His hair is bird, your argument is invalid.
It’s weird to say, but after last week’s fight, Don King is only the second sleaziest boxing promoter.
She’s in NYC looking like that? I’ve gotta go stalk… I mean have to go to the store for something.
I know what you’re thinking, he looks like a Dracula.
You beat me to it.
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*gasp* I loooove Gary Oldman!
I was gonna go with this guy:
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I still think he looks like some sort of insect.
WAIT! I got it…he looks like a fucking alien invader.
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“Hi. We’re here today at El Hormiguero in Madrid, where we’ve switched these diners’ regular beer with piss. Let’s see if they can taste the difference.”
Look here all you neigh sayers….
I didn’t know she and Khloe were so tight.
The things I’d eat outta her ass!
Sardines?
“Because I am B.O., I’m B.O ., I’m B.O…..”
Is this that guy who got his face eaten off by that cannibal?
now why did someone put a Ken arm on a Barbie is beyond my belief.
Looks like Lt . Dan during his “angry at God” phase.
Too easy.
La Toya to surgeon: “Let’s add 40% Downs Syndrome… I don’t want to go full retard.”
Kanye would tweet this chick’s brains out
wow her wiast is teenie tiny!!! shes gorgeous and i love her body but lookin a tad too thin again :(
Pussy
A great shot of a sweet, meaty ass.
her boobs are actually alot perkier and bigger than i thought.
They’re fake …
So that’s what happened to Nicollette Sheridan.
“Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss Ahh!”
she sure has hairy man arms….wow
I’m thinking all things considered, I could put up with a bit of blonde hair on her arms. But that’s only if she doesn’t watch TV while we’re in bed.
why does he keep doing that? We got the Situation II on our hands. …
That’s your name, isn’t it? Fruit of the Loom? It’s written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Fruit, huh?
Wow, Tila Tequila really did die.
look at the cheap hem on her skirt. She’s better off putting her vagina on display again.
Damn her ass is perfect. Ignore me while I wallow in my mexican food i’m inhaling for lunch.
Seems like there should be a sign above her head that reads, “Arbeit macht frei.”
This is my favorite position too. NGL.
So that’s where that missing rubber band of mine went to.
What is this, a flashmob photobomb?
Yeah, there’s gotta be something else going on here, because there’s no way this many New Yorkers care this much that Ali Larter is 10 feet away from them. That’s not really a knock on her; it’s just that we’re supposed to be such a blasé lot.
Would be more interesting if her head were between some brass balls. Actually some real balls. She’s so boring.
It’s sad to see Apollo Creed trying to relive his glory days of thirty-odd years ago. Plus, he lost the hat.
She should create a line of sprays for women – “Repel Men”
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s with a Cirque du Soleil acrobat after the show.”
i love eva! she is sooo gorgeous and has a nice personality and amazing body….tight but curvy.
her knees are seriously bony
Not Pictured : Alexander Skarsgard – that’s his hand.
Skarsgard only dips his Swedish thunder cock in the hot bitches.
Her face is so nasty even Sarah Jessica Parker would say no.
she looks great!
I thought he died.
shes looking better
♫ She brushed by me in painted-on jeans
And I got hard, cuz…hell, do I really have to explain why?
terrible posture, makes her look frumpy