The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12

June 15th, 2012 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Pregnant Snookis don’t drink no mothafuckin’ milk.

  2. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    Dan Quayle
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    I sense fat genes in that pool

  3. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wish I was that wall.

  4. Don King Cigar
    DeucePickle
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    Touch me and I’ll sue…touch me and I’ll sue

  5. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    Richard McQueef
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    I can’t believe that anyone is surprised when homosexual fashion designers favor models that have the physique of young boys.

  6. Don King Cigar
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    “Thank you, brothers; and, in the words of that great American poet Ralph Walnut Emerson, you all has my infernal gratitude. “

  7. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    DLH
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    His hair is bird, your argument is invalid.

  8. Don King Cigar
    Richard McQueef
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    It’s weird to say, but after last week’s fight, Don King is only the second sleaziest boxing promoter.

  9. Ali Larter Cleavage Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s in NYC looking like that? I’ve gotta go stalk… I mean have to go to the store for something.

  10. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    DeucePickle
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    I know what you’re thinking, he looks like a Dracula.

  11. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
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    “Hi. We’re here today at El Hormiguero in Madrid, where we’ve switched these diners’ regular beer with piss. Let’s see if they can taste the difference.”

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Minky Wail
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    Look here all you neigh sayers….

  13. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Cookie
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    I didn’t know she and Khloe were so tight.

  14. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    shonzie
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    The things I’d eat outta her ass!

  15. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “Because I am B.O., I’m B.O ., I’m B.O…..”

  16. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
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    Is this that guy who got his face eaten off by that cannibal?

  17. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    now why did someone put a Ken arm on a Barbie is beyond my belief.

  18. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like Lt . Dan during his “angry at God” phase.

  19. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
    Codot
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    Too easy.

  20. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
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    La Toya to surgeon: “Let’s add 40% Downs Syndrome… I don’t want to go full retard.”

  21. Claudia Romani Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Kanye would tweet this chick’s brains out

  22. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    lily
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    wow her wiast is teenie tiny!!! shes gorgeous and i love her body but lookin a tad too thin again :(

  23. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    bigalkie
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    Pussy

  24. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    Mike Walker
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    A great shot of a sweet, meaty ass.

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    lily
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    her boobs are actually alot perkier and bigger than i thought.

  26. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    So that’s what happened to Nicollette Sheridan.

  27. Rose McGowan
    Minky Wail
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    “Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss Ahh!”

  28. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    vgrly
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    she sure has hairy man arms….wow

    • I’m thinking all things considered, I could put up with a bit of blonde hair on her arms. But that’s only if she doesn’t watch TV while we’re in bed.

  29. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Heather
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    why does he keep doing that? We got the Situation II on our hands. …

  30. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
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    That’s your name, isn’t it? Fruit of the Loom? It’s written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Fruit, huh?

  31. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Minky Wail
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    Wow, Tila Tequila really did die.

  32. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
    vgrly
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    look at the cheap hem on her skirt. She’s better off putting her vagina on display again.

  33. Claudia Romani Bikini
    vgrly
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    Damn her ass is perfect. Ignore me while I wallow in my mexican food i’m inhaling for lunch.

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Dick Hell
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    Seems like there should be a sign above her head that reads, “Arbeit macht frei.”

  35. Claudia Romani Bikini
    vgrly
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    This is my favorite position too. NGL.

  36. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    So that’s where that missing rubber band of mine went to.

  37. Ali Larter Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Minky Wail
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    What is this, a flashmob photobomb?

    • Yeah, there’s gotta be something else going on here, because there’s no way this many New Yorkers care this much that Ali Larter is 10 feet away from them. That’s not really a knock on her; it’s just that we’re supposed to be such a blasé lot.

  38. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    vgrly
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    Would be more interesting if her head were between some brass balls. Actually some real balls. She’s so boring.

  39. Don King Cigar
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    It’s sad to see Apollo Creed trying to relive his glory days of thirty-odd years ago. Plus, he lost the hat.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    SSHGuru
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    She should create a line of sprays for women – “Repel Men”

  41. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
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    “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s with a Cirque du Soleil acrobat after the show.”

  42. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    lily
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    i love eva! she is sooo gorgeous and has a nice personality and amazing body….tight but curvy.

  43. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Mama Pinkus
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    her knees are seriously bony

  44. Rose McGowan
    SSHGuru
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    Not Pictured : Alexander Skarsgard – that’s his hand.

  45. Claudia Romani Bikini
    SSHGuru
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    Her face is so nasty even Sarah Jessica Parker would say no.

  46. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    lily
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    she looks great!

  47. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
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    I thought he died.

  48. Ali Larter Cleavage Legs Minidress
    lily
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    shes looking better

  49. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
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    ♫ She brushed by me in painted-on jeans
    And I got hard, cuz…hell, do I really have to explain why?

  50. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
    lily
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    terrible posture, makes her look frumpy

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