The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12

June 15th, 2012 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
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    Another of Madame Tussaud’s masterpieces!

  2. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    rantatonne
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    Nice belt. Oh, wait… what?

  3. Jason Mewes Veneers
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    I don’t like the way he looks here. He should go back on heroin. It would make me feel a lot better.

  4. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
    rantatonne
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    Very likely the only box in that house that hasn’t been beaten up beyond recognition.

  5. Don King Cigar
    Cock Dr
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    His hair is but a shadow of it’s former clown-like glory.

  6. Don King Cigar
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “My good friend the Dalai Lama. And a four year old girl. In a cage. God bless America!!!”

  7. Ali Larter Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Male
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    Prob amazing fuck

  8. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Johnny P!
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    One day, the fashion fad of wearing your jeans halfway down your ass and showing off the top of your underwear will wear off, and we can all look back at pictures like this and laugh.
    Oh, wait…

  9. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Male
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    love them hips

  10. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Johnny P!
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    Iggy Poop.

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Frank The Duck
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    Nice… granny porn… thanks ever so for this… jesus…. if only I had gone blind before seeing Medusa….

  12. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Male
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    makes up for the chin. by FAR

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    You know you need to eat a sandwich or something when your vadge collapses.

  14. Don King Cigar
    Frank The Duck
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    “Goddammit , I said a little off the top…”

  15. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    Johnny P!
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    Still madder than a shoebox full of frogs, but looking quite presentable here.
    Go Spaz!

  16. Rob Kardashian
    guttboy
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    Douche.

  17. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    He’s got a great face for radio.

  18. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Greg
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    I’m not usually a fan of Denny’s but I love those half moons over miami!

  19. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    CMK
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    This google search result for ‘Eva Longoria titty-fuck” is not what I was expecting..

  20. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Josephus
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    Titties…I think?

  21. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    guttboy
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    Senior douche.

  22. Rose McGowan
    Johnny P!
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    Having fun pretending to shoot tit-lazers at the paps.’Pew! Pew! Pewww!”

  23. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    Where’s the sparkle? Where’s the silk & velvet? This man’s moobs aren’t used to minimalist black t-shirt treatment.

  24. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    guttboy
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    Junior douche, still a bit rough around the edges, give him a few years and he’ll be in Johnny Depp Douche territory.

  25. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Johnny P!
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    This is the one who should have been “Blanket”.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    me
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    i thought amy winehouse died…i guess se just kinda did

  27. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
    Josephus
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    A “Cheetah Girl.” At a “Songwriters Hall of Fame” event. Let that sink in, America. Okay, now you can go back to hanging yourselves.

  28. Jason Mewes Veneers
    bigalkie
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    Looks Flamboyant

  29. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Is that a little coke spoon adornment on the lapel?
    It’s hard to tell with all the shine coming off of him.

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    bigalkie
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    gargoyle.com

  31. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
    bigalkie
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    Obviously marrying Seal was an exellent career booster.

  32. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Johnny P!
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    You want to drop by my house on Wisteria Lane sometime?
    Sure, but the doorbell’s broken, so just use the brass knockers.

  33. Don King Cigar
    Johnny P!
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    Don King: All-American!
    (seen here smoking a cuban cigar)

  34. Rose McGowan
    bigalkie
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    Worse by the minute.. The ht the wall, hall of fame is looking for YOU.

  35. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Contusion
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    How Willem Dafoe pictures himself.

  36. Don King Cigar
    Contusion
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    I don’t always smoke cigars, but when I do, I prefer to wear the wardrobe of a Tea Party protestor.

  37. Rob Kardashian
    Contusion
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    On the set of “Growing up Douchey”

  38. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “The first level is True Emptiness” (Zen master Swane -poel.)

  39. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Contusion
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    If you stack your hair up high, no one will notice that your hairline starts behind your ears.

  40. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    Contusion
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    Oh I see…Richard Greico and Paz de la Huerta had a baby and this is it.

  41. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Contusion
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    This must be the result of some new iPad app, right?

  42. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Alison
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    She’s facing the wrong way.

  43. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    SSHGuru
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    Don’t make her angry, you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry…

  44. Jason Mewes Veneers
    SSHGuru
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    Hey don’t knock his teeth, they were the best he could get at wal-mart.

  45. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    Pat C.
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    From the thumbnail, I thought this was Carrot Top.

  46. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    notbuyingit
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    So she has that vitaligo skin disease too? Thought Michael was the only one in the family to have that. She looks awfully white for a black woman.

  47. Rose McGowan
    Randel James August knocked up Rose McGowan
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    so this is what happens to women when they have sex with Marvel comics pencilers.

  48. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least she flies for free as a carry-on.

  49. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    These picture are like one long Matthew Broderick suicide note.

  50. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    Bonky
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    This proves Selena Gomez is a lesbian !

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