Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*
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Another of Madame Tussaud’s masterpieces!
Nice belt. Oh, wait… what?
I don’t like the way he looks here. He should go back on heroin. It would make me feel a lot better.
Very likely the only box in that house that hasn’t been beaten up beyond recognition.
His hair is but a shadow of it’s former clown-like glory.
“My good friend the Dalai Lama. And a four year old girl. In a cage. God bless America!!!”
Prob amazing fuck
Yah, she probably thinks the same.
And she’s probably right!
One day, the fashion fad of wearing your jeans halfway down your ass and showing off the top of your underwear will wear off, and we can all look back at pictures like this and laugh.
Oh, wait…
love them hips
Iggy Poop.
Nice… granny porn… thanks ever so for this… jesus…. if only I had gone blind before seeing Medusa….
makes up for the chin. by FAR
You look at that and you are concerned about her fucking chin?
You know you need to eat a sandwich or something when your vadge collapses.
“Goddammit , I said a little off the top…”
Still madder than a shoebox full of frogs, but looking quite presentable here.
Go Spaz!
Douche.
He’s got a great face for radio.
I’m not usually a fan of Denny’s but I love those half moons over miami!
This google search result for ‘Eva Longoria titty-fuck” is not what I was expecting..
Titties…I think?
Senior douche.
Having fun pretending to shoot tit-lazers at the paps.’Pew! Pew! Pewww!”
Where’s the sparkle? Where’s the silk & velvet? This man’s moobs aren’t used to minimalist black t-shirt treatment.
Junior douche, still a bit rough around the edges, give him a few years and he’ll be in Johnny Depp Douche territory.
This is the one who should have been “Blanket”.
… over the head.
i thought amy winehouse died…i guess se just kinda did
A “Cheetah Girl.” At a “Songwriters Hall of Fame” event. Let that sink in, America. Okay, now you can go back to hanging yourselves.
P.S. Fish should be in the DONGwriters Hall of Fame.
That’s still not as bad as a KISS-themed mini-golf amusement center. In Las Vegas.
You know what would be cool? A mini-Kiss golf-themed amusement center…
Looks Flamboyant
Is that a little coke spoon adornment on the lapel?
It’s hard to tell with all the shine coming off of him.
gargoyle.com
Obviously marrying Seal was an exellent career booster.
You want to drop by my house on Wisteria Lane sometime?
Sure, but the doorbell’s broken, so just use the brass knockers.
So, if you type text between a less than sign and a greater than sign, it disappears? The word I typed between those two characters was rimshot.
Yes, those pointy brackets are meant to contain HTML code. Use asterisks instead. As in:
*rimshot*
Sorry, I read that as *rimjob*… DERP!
It means the superficial doesn’t escape html chars, which is pretty bad security…
Let’s see if they’ve fixed it since :
Seems to be working alright, I see no html in the code
Don King: All-American!
(seen here smoking a cuban cigar)
Except he never lit the damn thing.
Worse by the minute.. The ht the wall, hall of fame is looking for YOU.
How Willem Dafoe pictures himself.
I don’t always smoke cigars, but when I do, I prefer to wear the wardrobe of a Tea Party protestor.
On the set of “Growing up Douchey”
“The first level is True Emptiness” (Zen master Swane -poel.)
If you stack your hair up high, no one will notice that your hairline starts behind your ears.
Oh I see…Richard Greico and Paz de la Huerta had a baby and this is it.
This must be the result of some new iPad app, right?
She’s facing the wrong way.
Don’t make her angry, you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry…
Hey don’t knock his teeth, they were the best he could get at wal-mart.
From the thumbnail, I thought this was Carrot Top.
So she has that vitaligo skin disease too? Thought Michael was the only one in the family to have that. She looks awfully white for a black woman.
so this is what happens to women when they have sex with Marvel comics pencilers.
At least she flies for free as a carry-on.
These picture are like one long Matthew Broderick suicide note.
This proves Selena Gomez is a lesbian !