Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.
Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*
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what weird teeth.
i thought that happened when people suck their thumb too much.
I always thought Amy Poelher was ugly……
More interested in the tits on that statue.
“As you wish…”
…I don’t get it. Is this a Princess Bride reference?
What’s up with these baby blue granny panties? I wanna see some black cheekies with a bit of lace trim.
something is not right here.
It’s that left arm!! wtf??
I know that arm. That’s an “I just discovered Internet porn” arm.
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She doesn’t have such a sexy look without the eyeliner.
Yish. Glue factory.
Just got arrested for public drunkenness? A case of 40′s seems like a really good idea.
Do we really need two pictures of Paz De La Huerta in a row?
Bitch name for a bitch dude.
He got a boo boo on his thingie from that girl… Wait till he finds out it’s herpes…
*boy
Dude is such a fucking badass!
Is she wearing Op?
How can someone so filthy rich (I use that figuratively and literally) dress like such an ass clown…
It’s easy… BE an ass clown, the rest will come naturally.
Not pictured: carrot, just out of reach.
“Finally, a man large enough to satisfy me!”
A. I don’t get what’s going on in this photo.
B. I’ve been hit by a smooth criminal.
Yeah! I was just staring at it, saying what am I looking at?
Well we finally found someone brave enough to go down on Nicki Minaj…
Winner!?
‘Ohhh – you cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh – what a world – what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I’m going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh…’
Classic!
Wow, is that skirt painted on…
♪ Every body, every body, every body, wants to be a cat
Adorable!
I see he’s going for the Charlie Sheen diet regimen…
“El Hormiguero” means “The white Seal” in Spanish.
Thanks for the clarification because I thought it meant “The Homosexual” judging by that asshole’s hair.
You know your plastic surgeon may not be qualified when you have to squeeze your boob to smile…
No woman has a larger differential between with/without makeup.
if that’s the case I gotta say, makeup REALLY works for her…
Nice…
I’m surprised there’s no post here about Lindsay Lohan being found knocked out.
What’s the closing ceremony of a TV festival like? A little dot and a high pitched squeak?
Now i know where you get your name from. You know, Zenith makes some nice color models. And all the networks are broadcasting in technicolor now—even CBS!
I would venture another guess…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_and_White_Minstrel_Show
Dude. Tell me you didn’t think I was serious.
I should have known better than to challenge the master :)
*do we really need 2 pictures of Rose McGowan in a row?
If you start getting compared to a chick whose face got torn off in a car accident, you might have a problem with plastic surgery.
“face got torn off in a car accident”? Her glasses cut into her face under her eye. There is a lot more surgery in her face than just what the accident caused.
Proof that even hot women need mirrors.
Is this from a new installment of “Faces of Meth?”
Old men say they’ve seen bigger douches. But that’s the kind of thing old men say.
I really liked it more when he was a recluse. Why is this guy EVERYWHERE now?
“Oh God, no, not again!” – this bitch’s liver
Somebody WANTS pictures of this woman?
Is that the world’s teeniest maple leaf tattooed on his pelvis?? Adorable!
He has room for a whole other face
1882 called, wants to know What’s with the fucking velcro??
1882 has some fucking nerve calling al all. Ask Alexander Graham Bell what the fuck’s up with all my dropped calls if it calls again.
You mean 1982? Dipshit.
She has to hold her parts together when she laughs otherwise she may blow a stitch.
Some family traditions are worth preserving.
Damn, she is still sooo fine.
Even her decent rack doesn’t draw away from her goblinesque face …
So you finally posted one where we could see the bottom of someone’s box. Boo ya.
I thought Dirty Harry took out the Scorpio Killer?
Yes!
Despite her fame, Eva still gets a rush out of turning tricks in parking lots.
She’s got a thing for the coloured men obviously
Rose; never a shy one to give an impromptu self breast exam.
Wow, Richard Grieco at a party for some matchmaker reality show famewhore? They must have created a black hole of irrelevance.
B.O.