The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.15.12

June 15th, 2012 // 405 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where we see just how seriously Victoria’s Secret took Candice Swanepoel‘s eating disorder, Rose McGowan didn’t buy her face from this store, and finally, Constantine Maroulis : Werewolf :: John Travolta : Vampire. Yes, that’s on the SAT.

Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, could you point me in the direction of the neares–*turns into stone pillar,*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Mewes Veneers
    dali
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    what weird teeth.

  2. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    More interested in the tits on that statue.

  3. Jason Mewes Veneers
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    “As you wish…”

  4. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    What’s up with these baby blue granny panties? I wanna see some black cheekies with a bit of lace trim.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    something is not right here.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Yish. Glue factory.

  7. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
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    Just got arrested for public drunkenness? A case of 40′s seems like a really good idea.

  8. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
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    Do we really need two pictures of Paz De La Huerta in a row?

  9. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Bitch name for a bitch dude.

  10. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
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    He got a boo boo on his thingie from that girl… Wait till he finds out it’s herpes…

  11. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    catapostrophe
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    Dude is such a fucking badass!

  12. Candice Swanepoel Tiny Waist Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    catapostrophe
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    Is she wearing Op?

  13. Don King Cigar
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    How can someone so filthy rich (I use that figuratively and literally) dress like such an ass clown…

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    Not pictured: carrot, just out of reach.

  15. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    MarkM
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    “Finally, a man large enough to satisfy me!”

  16. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    catapostrophe
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    A. I don’t get what’s going on in this photo.

    B. I’ve been hit by a smooth criminal.

  17. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
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    Well we finally found someone brave enough to go down on Nicki Minaj…

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
    MarkM
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    ‘Ohhh – you cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh – what a world – what a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I’m going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh…’

  19. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Inner Retard
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    Classic!

  20. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
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    Wow, is that skirt painted on…

  21. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ Every body, every body, every body, wants to be a cat

  22. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    catapostrophe
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    Adorable!

  23. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    I see he’s going for the Charlie Sheen diet regimen…

  24. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
    MarkM
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    “El Hormiguero” means “The white Seal” in Spanish.

    • TetterkeT

      Thanks for the clarification because I thought it meant “The Homosexual” judging by that asshole’s hair.

  25. Rose McGowan
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    You know your plastic surgeon may not be qualified when you have to squeeze your boob to smile…

  26. Eva Longoria Boob Statue Monte Carlo Television Festival
    it had to be said
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    No woman has a larger differential between with/without makeup.

  27. Claudia Romani Bikini
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    Nice…

  28. jen

    I’m surprised there’s no post here about Lindsay Lohan being found knocked out.

  29. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What’s the closing ceremony of a TV festival like? A little dot and a high pitched squeak?

  30. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    mismy
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    *do we really need 2 pictures of Rose McGowan in a row?

    • JC

      If you start getting compared to a chick whose face got torn off in a car accident, you might have a problem with plastic surgery.

      • “face got torn off in a car accident”? Her glasses cut into her face under her eye. There is a lot more surgery in her face than just what the accident caused.

  31. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
    it had to be said
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    Proof that even hot women need mirrors.

  32. Jason Mewes Veneers
    TetterkeT
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    Is this from a new installment of “Faces of Meth?”

  33. Constantine Maroulis Jacket Suit Ruffle Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Old men say they’ve seen bigger douches. But that’s the kind of thing old men say.

  34. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    TetterkeT
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    I really liked it more when he was a recluse. Why is this guy EVERYWHERE now?

  35. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
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    “Oh God, no, not again!” – this bitch’s liver

  36. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
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    Somebody WANTS pictures of this woman?

  37. Justin Bieber Underwear Stomach The Today Show
    your mom
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    Is that the world’s teeniest maple leaf tattooed on his pelvis?? Adorable!

  38. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He has room for a whole other face

  39. Rose McGowan
    your mom
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    1882 called, wants to know What’s with the fucking velcro??

  40. Rose McGowan
    your mom
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    She has to hold her parts together when she laughs otherwise she may blow a stitch.

  41. La Toya Jackson Cleavage Plastic Surgery
    your mom
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    Some family traditions are worth preserving.

  42. Madeleine Stowe Side Boob Monte Carlo Television Festival
    Don Francisco
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    Damn, she is still sooo fine.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples Breasts No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Even her decent rack doesn’t draw away from her goblinesque face …

  44. Deena Cortese Case Of Malt Liquor 40s
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So you finally posted one where we could see the bottom of someone’s box. Boo ya.

  45. Jason Mewes Veneers
    Callahan
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    I thought Dirty Harry took out the Scorpio Killer?

  46. Eva Mendes Butt Jean Skirt
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    Despite her fame, Eva still gets a rush out of turning tricks in parking lots.

  47. Heidi Klum Make Up Beer El Hormiguero
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She’s got a thing for the coloured men obviously

  48. Rose McGowan
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    Rose; never a shy one to give an impromptu self breast exam.

  49. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    JC
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    Wow, Richard Grieco at a party for some matchmaker reality show famewhore? They must have created a black hole of irrelevance.

  50. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Photoshoot
    We
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    B.O.

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