The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.13.14

June 13th, 2014 // 310 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Jennifer Lopez continues to be the worldwide conflict area entertainer of choice, because butt surgeons don’t give a fuck if your money’s soaked in blood. And speaking of ice cold, permanently bitch-faced women, here’s Nicole Kidman in a pic where the joke really writes itself, but I’ll take a stab at it anyway — Haha, her husband’s probably gay!! Was that not it?

Eh, fuck it, it’s Friday, here’s a Brazilian prostitute putting her butt near soccer stuff. Now leave me alone,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
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    “Wait a second…her mouth was on…and then I kissed her with *my* mouth so…oh god I’ve got to review my entire life….wait where am I again? Think, Robert, think!”

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    Breaking every fashion rule and looking great doing it.

  3. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
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    Somebody asked Larry his name.

  4. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    Not at all Photoshopped. Nope.

  5. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    “Hm, that lacy little number I saw in the window at Victoria’s Secret…and then afterwards, a nice hot bubble bath with candles and my Carpenters’ Greatest Hits CD on autoplay…”

  6. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
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    “They’re a very musical people, hey Mortimer?”

  7. Khloe Kardashian Butt Panty Flash Upskirt Playing Tennis With Scott Disick
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    Even Serena would call her a fatass.

  8. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    Fuck Brazil, fuck the refs and fuck Jennifer Lopez. I think that covers everyone for now.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    “HOLA, BRAZILLL! KNOW OF ANY OTHER CLOSET GAYS?! I NEED A NEW ONE, HAHAHA!”

  10. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
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    “And hi Nicole! And who are you supposed to be tonight?”

  11. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
    JC
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    “EVERYONE WHO’S COMMITTED A GENOCIDE, MAKE SOME NOISE!”

  12. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Bra Shaved Head
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    Dude, that fucking Chinese guy again

  13. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Bra Shaved Head
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    Wait a sec… wasn’t that kid saying it all with his eyes at Tom Cruise last week? Or am I a horrible racist? Or is it both?

  14. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
    JC
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    “Oh, God, I just burped and tasted dead-faced, emotionless pussy again. When will it stop?”

  15. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
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    I’m sure she’s not opinionated AT ALL.

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
    Cock Dr
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    She’s got a helluva shape.

  17. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
    JC
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    “Yes, Larry, we know it was legal to ‘ lynch the darkies’ back in your day. Please stop saying that.”

  18. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
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    “Do say, I thought you said there would be no “spear chucking” here today”

    “…Sir, I asked you not to use that term again, please sir!”

  19. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
    Ronaldo
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    Ah! its nice to see relatives.

  20. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
    Cock Dr
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    It’s not all fun & games being a HRH, fun & games are only about 90% of the duties.

  21. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    JC
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    It should say: Signing copies of “their” “book.” Please fix.

  22.  Kevin Hart Regina Hall Butt Thong See Through Pants Think Like A Man Too Screening
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    Somebody needs to apply direct pressure to that wound before that chick bleeds out.

  23. Mickey Rourke Sickly Thin Baggy Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    Hey you know when the sun is at his back he’s…no he’s still a hideous punched out looking mess.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    “BRAZIL ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FUT…
    CASPER, YOU BETTA NOT BE TEXTING THAT TRANNY AGAIN!!”

  25. Coco Cameltoe Giant Ass Purple Spandex Pants Instagram
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    Iggy Azalea blows this pig away

  26. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
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    The Wicked Witch and the Ice Queen meet again.

  27. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Bra Shaved Head
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Now I have to look at all the Prince Charles pics again to see if the Asian guy was there.

  28. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
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    “It’s so good to see you dear.
    Ever since that time I made that potion to try to turn Tom straight, we’ve lost touch…
    We should hang out!”

  29. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
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    FFS.

  30. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
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    Uggggh. I would rather read every single comment ever written on the Superficial forums then read this fucking shit. I’m sure it would light years wittier, funnier, more entertaining- and that’s including all the racist, gun-nut bullshit people post. Can’t believe people would pay for this.

  31. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    Wearing leather pants to this event would be like me dumping oil in the ocean to save the whales.

    • just say'n

      Chelsea really isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. If it weren’t for who her parents are she would probably be working at Starbucks as the muffin girl (working the coffee machine would be too hard).

      • Do you have degrees from Stanford, Columbia and Oxford, Just say’n?

      • You mean does he have famous, powerful and rich parents who can get him into any school he wants and will automatically get passing grades no matter what he does? I’m sure that was the point you were trying to make, right?

    • But then, farm-raised cows aren’t “wildlife.” Truth is, environmental organizations run the gamut from country-club conservative to monkey-wrench extremism, and the Wildlife Conservation Society is closer to the conservative end of that spectrum. It was founded as the New York Zoological Society, and yes, it’s still pretty much about zoos. Okay, and biodiversity. Still, they don’t really care about animal rights or vegetarianism or anything that would make them sneer at wearing leather. Other than the déclassé aspect, anyway.

  32. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’ll never look at a parked car the same way again.

  33. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Bra Shaved Head
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    Funny how everyone comments on the Asian kid… We have become desensitized to Gaga’s breasts…

  34. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Yeah baby…what is it about Brazilian women that make them so sexy and hot with great curves?

  35. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
    sc4play
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    Oh, my bad. I thought this was the Brazilian prostitute PhotoBoy was talking about!

  36. Mike Tyson Looking Confused NBA Finals Game Four
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    “THE ROOTH.. THE ROOTH… THE ROOTH IS ON THIRE!”

  37. Khloe Kardashian Butt Panty Flash Upskirt Playing Tennis With Scott Disick
    Ronaldo
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    The hamptons used to be a classy place….not anymore.

  38. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    Poor Chelsea: she got her eyes and thighs from mom and the rest of her body from dad.

  39.  Kevin Hart Regina Hall Butt Thong See Through Pants Think Like A Man Too Screening
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    It’s never good when you sneeze during that time of the month.

  40. Lily Allen Buttcheeks Wardrobe Malfunction Ciltern Firehouse
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    Is she still acting sanely or is she nuts again? I can’t keep up.

  41. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    Ronaldo
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    They wrote a book? LOL Yeah right.

  42. Usher Grabbing Crotch
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    Here, Justin, Justin, Justin. I got something for you.

  43. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    “I’m here to speak to you about animal conservation. Except pussy hound like Bill amirite? Anyone?”

  44. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
    Ruckus
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    Desperately Seeking The Old Whore From Barfly.

  45. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Damn do I love Brazilian women…

  46. Coco Cameltoe Giant Ass Purple Spandex Pants Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Coco provides us with quite a few well produced, professionally PhotoShopped images. These do not qualify.

  47. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    Compared to the women of Brazil, her ass is as flat as Bai Ling’s

  48. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Yum.

  49. Geri Halliwell Nipples No Bra
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    Time has been kind to her.

  50. Aubrey ODay Naked Boobs Hand Bra Instagram
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    They’re nice, but don’t flatter yourself.

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