The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.13.14

June 13th, 2014 // 310 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Jennifer Lopez continues to be the worldwide conflict area entertainer of choice, because butt surgeons don’t give a fuck if your money’s soaked in blood. And speaking of ice cold, permanently bitch-faced women, here’s Nicole Kidman in a pic where the joke really writes itself, but I’ll take a stab at it anyway — Haha, her husband’s probably gay!! Was that not it?

Eh, fuck it, it’s Friday, here’s a Brazilian prostitute putting her butt near soccer stuff. Now leave me alone,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    Hillary: “Yes Yes I know my daughter looks like a pig with down syndrome but please lets keep her away from the buffet table!”

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    Water. It is good for the ass.

  3. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
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    Larry has the look of an old man who is returning soup at a diner.

  4. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    She was prime motorboating in the ’80s.

  5. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    Swearin
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    If I buy this book, do I get a coupon for their services when they’re both 18?

  6. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong
    Swearin
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    Oh, whew, thank God. I would be so upset if I didn’t know what her name was.

  7. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
    Blob
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    “No no, it’s astonishingly true: the Queen never does and never *has*.”

  8. Khloe Kardashian Butt Panty Flash Upskirt Playing Tennis With Scott Disick
    Blob
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    The 70′s want their poster back.

  9. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
    Blob
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    Shackleford. Rusty Shackleford.

  10. Matt LeBlanc Fat Weight Gain Extra
    Blob
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    First rule of ‘Fight Club’… First rule of ‘Flight Club’…

  11. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
    Blob
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    Pant suit presidency.

  12. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
    Blob
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    Aaarrr! Tipped ‘im the spot, did ‘ee?

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
    just say'n
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    I would bang her like a screen door durring a tornado.

  14. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
    just say'n
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    Leopard vest guy(?) looks like he’s wearing two of those toy license plates kids put on their bicycles.

  15. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants
    just say'n
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    She looked better durring her porno days.

  16. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    Michael
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    I don’t think I’ll fuck with Kendall Jenner. That is a tall bitch.

  17. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
    just say'n
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    Only Miley tries harder.

  18. Mike Tyson Looking Confused NBA Finals Game Four
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    “Wait. Where the fuck am I?!”

  19. Matt LeBlanc Fat Weight Gain Extra
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    Extra Large.

  20. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    good Deus, that dress. when she’s done singing to children come to the stage and beat her with sticks to get candy?

  21. Usher Grabbing Crotch
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    Looks like his phone is considerably larger than his package.

  22. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Bra Shaved Head
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    Is she having a #FreeTheNipple competition with Rihanna for charity or something?

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    I heard she received a honorary degree in ass from Brazil for recognition of her vast body of work.

  24. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    Did Tiger Woods bang him too? I assumed the TW hat was a standard parting gift…

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    And for one brief, glorious second, we all thought she was pole dancing.

  26. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    She has a weird chipmunk face. Maybe she can play Squirrel Girl in the Avengers 2.

  27. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Why is her head melting?

  28.  Kevin Hart Regina Hall Butt Thong See Through Pants Think Like A Man Too Screening
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    That interviewer looks disgusted.

  29. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    That just looks like a fat balloon ass to me. Not Coco “dear god my eyes are bleeding” huge, but still a fat ass.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    “WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME!!”

  31. Usher Grabbing Crotch
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    “Come back here Beiber. You have a lot of ‘apologizing’ to do”

  32. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
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    “Are you enjoying yourself your highness?”
    “No, but then again, I’ve never been a fan of hip hop.”

  33. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    “My facial hair is coming back.maybe I should try No No.”

  34. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    You can conserve a lot of wildlife in latex pants like those.

  35. Matt LeBlanc Fat Weight Gain Extra
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    Fat Le Blanc.

  36. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    “The bidding will start off at $2.00.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    Remember when THIS was a big ass? Just something else the Kardashians have taken from us.

  38. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
    Motorboat Captain
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    “I say old bean, the problem with Africa is it’s full of bloody damned Africans, what what?”

  39. Usher Grabbing Crotch
    jc
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    “Shit, little honky’s making me millions. He’s forgiven

  40.  Kevin Hart Regina Hall Butt Thong See Through Pants Think Like A Man Too Screening
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    I’m thinking like a man (too) and now I have The Thong Song stuck in my head.

  41. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
    PtC
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    Fun fact: Chelsea Clinton is pregnant. I don’t know if that makes the pants better or worse.

  42. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
    Voice of Reisling
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    “…and your little dog too!”

  43. Mike Tyson Looking Confused NBA Finals Game Four
    Voice of Reisling
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    Ith that a pigeon?

  44. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
    Voice of Reisling
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    That is Kimberele with an E, thank you!

  45. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
    Voice of Reisling
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    Oh, look, you can see the set of MASH from here.

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    Holy fuck she is amazing.

  47. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
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    Pretty sure the words about to come out of her mouth are either

    “Nigga what?” or “Bitch please”

  48. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
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    Pretty sure the words about to come out of her mouth are

    “N*gga what?” or “Bitch please”.

  49. Lily Allen Buttcheeks Wardrobe Malfunction Ciltern Firehouse
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    Yep, still a slag.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Butt Panty Flash Upskirt Playing Tennis With Scott Disick
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    Khloe you are not hot, stop! – the entire world.

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