The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.13.14

June 13th, 2014 // 310 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Jennifer Lopez continues to be the worldwide conflict area entertainer of choice, because butt surgeons don’t give a fuck if your money’s soaked in blood. And speaking of ice cold, permanently bitch-faced women, here’s Nicole Kidman in a pic where the joke really writes itself, but I’ll take a stab at it anyway — Haha, her husband’s probably gay!! Was that not it?

Eh, fuck it, it’s Friday, here’s a Brazilian prostitute putting her butt near soccer stuff. Now leave me alone,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    “I feel just a couple of whiskers right here. I’ll have to get the doc to laser them off when he finishes the rest of my body.”

  2. Samantha Mumba Butt Tight Dress Pathway To The Cures For Breast Cancer
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    It’s been a long time since I heard that name. She looks great. I never knew she had an ass like that.

  3. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    What’s up with the fucking brassiere? “C’mon, Daisy. If you want to spend time in The Superficial, you’re going to have to get rid of some under-things.”

  4. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    I’d love to get with Chelsea. I get the feeling she’s a freak in the bed.

  5. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    “Which one is she? The one with all the shit on her face?”
    “No that’s Jody. That’s my wife.”

    Quentin Tarantino’s dialogue was quite prescient.

  6. Samantha Mumba Butt Tight Dress Pathway To The Cures For Breast Cancer
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    Samantha Mumba…??? Isn’t that the little village downriver a few clicks? The one where Dr. Westley was smothered when a woman sat on his face too long?

  7. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    *Earpiece buzzing*

    “So apparently, Brazil is a democracy.”

    “SAY WHAT?!”

  8. Mike Tyson Looking Confused NBA Finals Game Four
    George P Burdell
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    Is he in Donald Sterling’s seat?

  9. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Someone set the make-up gun to “Whore” again.

  10. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Is there something in the water in Brazil? All of those women have lovely asses. It can’t be just a coincidence.

  11. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
    I'mCool
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    I’m genuinely wondering when the name change is coming. and what it will be.

  12. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Now I’m interested.

  13. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    George P Burdell
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    Does she color the first page for those foolish enough to buy her “book?”

  14. Mickey Rourke Sickly Thin Baggy Clothes
    Dopslop
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    “I just want my kids back…”

  15. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
    I'mCool
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    “Bring out the gimp!”

  16. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
    schmeeky
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    Is Larry King turning into Tom Arnold?

  17. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
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    “I can’t believe not even my parents showed up to watch this stupid movie!”

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    “Uh oh…that was a much bigger gulp of water than I meant to take. I guess I’ll have to run an extra 3 miles tonight.”

  19.  Kevin Hart Regina Hall Butt Thong See Through Pants Think Like A Man Too Screening
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    “Whew! I’m glad I didn’t wear white!”

  20. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    “Hmmmmmmm…I wonder what it would be like to be a man…”

  21. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    Did she, by any chance, get bit by a rat on a full moon?

  22. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    He just noticed he’s got that “not so fresh” feeling.

  23. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
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    “Yes. We both wrote on this book.”

    “WROTE, silly!”

    “What?”

  24. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    She looks 55.

  25. Lily Allen Buttcheeks Wardrobe Malfunction Ciltern Firehouse
    Eric
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    Theon Greyjoy 2014

  26. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
    brick
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    ” So Keith, I didn’t realize you were a mortician now…..and apparently quite a skilled one at that!”

  27. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    I feel like I’m on LSD when I look at this picture.

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    I don’t understand why she’s wearing spanx, she has a great body.

  29. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
    JimBB
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    Time to collect on our bargain, dearie….

  30. Usher Grabbing Crotch
    JimBB
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    Banging Lindsay Lohan always seems like a good idea, until the morning after.

  31. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    Get it together Chels.

  32. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
    JimBB
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    When recovering from alcoholism, addicts must come to terms with the horribly stupid things that they did during their years under the influence.

  33. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
    JimBB
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    King just asked her to stop posting pictures of Magic Johnson on her Facebook page.

  34. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
    JimBB
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    That’s not a dance group. It’s just some homeless guys from San Francisco.

  35. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
    JimBB
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    God, I don’t even want to think about what Patricia must look like by now.

  36. Mickey Rourke Sickly Thin Baggy Clothes
    JimBB
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    Will Comeback For Food

  37. Khloe Kardashian Butt Panty Flash Upskirt Playing Tennis With Scott Disick
    JimBB
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    “Eat ball?”

    “No, you HIT the ball.”

    “Eat ball?”

  38. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
    JimBB
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    Did I forget to turn off the soft lights?

  39. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    JimBB
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    I would hate-fuck her like an Olsen twin.

  40. Matt LeBlanc Fat Weight Gain Extra
    JimBB
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    And now for our new segment on Extra, “Pounds.”

  41. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    JimBB
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    Well, at least they’re not holding it upside-down this time.

  42. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
    JimBB
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    Awww look, she has her mother’s thighs.

  43. Skanky, chunky and desperate? Fish is ALL over her.

  44. Lily Allen Buttcheeks Wardrobe Malfunction Ciltern Firehouse
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    Man, Theon Greyjoy is looking rough!

  45. Coco Cameltoe Giant Ass Purple Spandex Pants Instagram
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    Gojira! Gokira!

  46. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
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    A picture is worth a 1000 STD prescriptions.

  47. Mike Tyson Looking Confused NBA Finals Game Four
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    “Damn! The heat are getting raped!”

  48. Mickey Rourke Sickly Thin Baggy Clothes
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    Wow Shia LaBeouf looks like hell. It seems he’s hunting for a handjob at a gas station.

  49. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
    Big Turn On
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    Nothing is as erotic, as having the figure of a Russian Nesting doll
    Plus, I didn’t know they made vinyl catsuits with hips that wide.

  50. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    Everyday she looks more and more like Charlie Weaver.

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