The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.13.14

June 13th, 2014 // 310 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Jennifer Lopez continues to be the worldwide conflict area entertainer of choice, because butt surgeons don’t give a fuck if your money’s soaked in blood. And speaking of ice cold, permanently bitch-faced women, here’s Nicole Kidman in a pic where the joke really writes itself, but I’ll take a stab at it anyway — Haha, her husband’s probably gay!! Was that not it?

Eh, fuck it, it’s Friday, here’s a Brazilian prostitute putting her butt near soccer stuff. Now leave me alone,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
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    It’s like looking in mirror!

  2. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Paris will die alone except for a menagerie of miserable animals who will hopefully chew on her herpes ridden corpse.
    Just sayin’.

  3. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Bra Shaved Head
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    Her tits are nice. I wanna squeeze ‘em.

  4. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    I stand by my prior statement. Fuck Brazil.

  5. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
    CT
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    Is he standing on a phone book? He’s never taller than she is!

  6. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
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    cut your fucking nails

  7. Aubrey ODay Naked Boobs Hand Bra Instagram
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    My hands are bigger than yours. It’ll cover more. I’m very concerned about your modesty.

  8. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Sweet location for the photoshoot. A vacant lot in LA. Hopefully they picked up the syringes before this chick contaminates them.

  9. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
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    He just saw the acting in the “Twilight” movies.

  10. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
    CT
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    Did they shoot this with a fucking iPhone?

  11. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    Where do I sign up to sell my soul for access to her? Just kidding, I have no soul.

  12. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    Oh God, Chelsea… Oh, no no no no no no… just… fucking hell no.

  13. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
    Bishop
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    Clearly Robert can smell Lindsey’s pussy from way over there.

  14. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
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    Did he wash his hair? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
    Bishop
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    I just want to pound that ass until it shits all over me.

  16. Kimberle W Crenshaw Larry King OJ The Trial Of The Century Twenty Years Later Q&A
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    Another question from the audience:

    When you were little, was the First Lady Eve?

  17. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
    Brad
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    Fake boobs

  18. Coco Cameltoe Giant Ass Purple Spandex Pants Instagram
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    At least now I know where the Hulk gets those purple pants that stretch and stretch without ever ripping off.

  19. Coco Cameltoe Giant Ass Purple Spandex Pants Instagram
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    what a slag.

    You can’t tell me when she takes a dump the turd even makes it out past those ass implants.

    She probably calls her farts Coco Puffs.

  20. Lily Allen Buttcheeks Wardrobe Malfunction Ciltern Firehouse
    Bishop
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    So which new Sacha Baron Cohen character is this?

  21. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
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    I wonder how many frames they went through before they found one where they were holding the book right side up.

  22. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    That’s rough. Time is a motherfucker.

  23. Camilla Gimenez Giant Butt Thong Bikini World Cup Photo Shoot
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    this is what Coco thinks she looks like.

  24. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
    Randal
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    Rumors are she loathes candice swanepoal for stealing her thunder, especially with Candice getting #1 in Maxim and miranda ranked in 20s, Miranda was very appalled and jealous of Candices attention and fame without dating a famous guy… Apparently, Candice was one of the big reasons why Victoria Secret threw Miranda out… Out with the old, In with the new.

  25. Jennifer Lopez Butt Body Suit the FIFA World Cup Brazil Opening Ceremony
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    Under cheek and pretty legs are two of the best colors for J-Lo.

  26. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
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    I told him to flick a Mentos in there pre-cunnilingus, but does he ever listen to me? Nooooo…

  27. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
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    It’s a shame that such a beautiful woman has been tainted by Beiber. How many? How many more will we lose before we do something?

    • Michael

      Consider this: if Bieber gets with Miranda Kerr, there is hope for everyone that we can nail her too.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      How does Beiber taint them? They show themselves to already be tainted by letting that cretin with 500 yards of themselves. Nothing is stopping them pulling a Leo and letting JB know his advances can go take a running jump.

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Farewell Show Extra
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    “Weird, it usually shoots straight up when I do this… Wait, where am I?”

  29. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Instagram
    Mike Goldman
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    Oh you say she posted this on instagarm? well, that just confirmed that 99.9999999% of this photo has been retouched by her.

  30. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
    Ross
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    BUT GUYS!! SHE IS LIKE THE WORST READER!

  31. Mickey Rourke Sickly Thin Baggy Clothes
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    You know why Hollywood doesn’t have any new ideas? They spend all their time and effort turning this guy into Marv.

  32.  Kevin Hart Regina Hall Butt Thong See Through Pants Think Like A Man Too Screening
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    Regina Hall is awesome. So is her ass.

  33. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Hello.

  34. Coco Cameltoe Giant Ass Purple Spandex Pants Instagram
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    Thank you. My day isn’t complete until I get my Coco fix.

  35. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Low indeed.

  36. Geri Halliwell Nipples No Bra
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    Still would. he’s always been the Spice Girls that I really really want.

  37. Prince Charles Watching African Dancers Garden Party Buckingham Palace
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    “Good Gawd, man. Those are the ugliest women I’ve ever seen.”

  38. Paris Hilton Butt Yoga Pants
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    I still would. I know. I suck.

  39. Bruce Jenner Touching Lips
    coljack
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    “Espresstrogen, for when you need a little extra boost in your transition. Hmm, I think I’m onto something here.”

  40. Robert Pattinson Covering Mouth The Rover Premiere
    Aaron
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    This was Robert Pattinson’s reaction when he realized Harry Potter was the best thing he’s ever done.

  41. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    Never saw the attraction.

  42. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
    Aaron
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    Looking good, Steven Tyler!

  43. Mickey Rourke Sickly Thin Baggy Clothes
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    “HEY…get the fuck outta my bedroom!”

  44. Rosanna Arquette Looking Rough No Makeup Wrinkles
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    “Rosanna, Rosanna… never thought – a girl like you – could ever look so ba-a-a-a-d”

  45. Kendall Jenner Kylie Jenner Whore Clothes Book Signing
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    This would depress me more, but I remember that Snookie is also a best selling authour. Any jackass can hire a ghost writer and take credit for their work.

    Btw, what the fuck is happening to the younger one’s face? She doesn’t even look like herself anymore.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Butt Panty Flash Upskirt Playing Tennis With Scott Disick
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    Hmmm…these two seem to be keeping company quite often recently.

  47. Chelsea Clinton Fat Legs Leather Pants Hilary Clinton 2014 Wildlife Conservation Society Gala
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    I’ll say it – let’s see THAT ASS Chelsea!

  48. Nicole Kidman Cleavage Keith Urban Jemma Rix Wicked Witch Of The West Celebrate Life Ball
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    I actually think Lindsay looks good with black hair.

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