The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.1.12

June 1st, 2012 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!

Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Morgan More Bikini
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    I like her. Not to thin, not to thick. Just right.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    HideOut
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    I can’t remember – is her “flush” handle on the other side, or did they Photoshop that out, too?

  3. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    Joey
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    Is it really that hard to get a picture of Gary Busey? Paps are gettin’ lazy.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    Kanye loves Kim’s new tattoo.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/02/Adda_Kundak_full-295_313.jpg[/img]

  5. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
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    The new face of autism looks rather old.

  6. Malin Akerman Legs Miniskirt
    bigalkie
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    She presents well!!!

  7. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    blah
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    The Grove is like Zombieland for careers in the industry. I saw Alicia Silverstone there once, promoting a parenting book and eating brain.

  8. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
    willynilly
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    Doucher & Douchette

  9. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    willynilly
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    Pull up your f…ing pants, Put on some f…ing pants!

  10. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    willynilly
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    This is when she is sorry she had the breast reduction! It would certainly balance her fat ass out and distract from her gut.

  11. Morgan More Bikini
    willynilly
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    Butt. er. face. Translates to, great body, ya, but.her.face ewww :(

  12. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    skidmark
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    “lemme think about that for a minute.

    …..still thinking.
    ….hang on, almost there…
    …nope, I still don’t get it.”

  13. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    skidmark
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    “okay quick, no one’s looking….open wideeee”

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    dontlooknow
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    So?

  15. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    Dick Swells
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    This mescaline tastes good… I see a naked man in the bushes!

  16. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    Dick Swells
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    She just ate the waiter.

  17. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
    dumpy
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    olivia wilde has a surprisingly dumpy ass. i saw her playing basketball with him at the park in the neighborhood the other day. On the oher hand they were both very friendly.

  18. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
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    If this was George Zimmerman, kid would be dead already.

  19. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
    Pink Slime
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    that’s not his leg…

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Jean-Michel
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    Okay, so do actual smart human being still lust over this fucking whore? She is not even pretty, at all, she looks surgically devastated and she looks middle eastern even though she’s not, ugh, what is this fucking fascination with nothingness, get a hobby.

  21. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    ksmack
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    This photo is kinda disorienting when you think about how this is a photo of Joey Lawrence within a photo within a photo within a photo….it is multiple dimensions of “Whooa-oa-oa-oa-oa…..”
    Just blew my mind.

  22. Shemar Moore Sunglasses All Black Clothes
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    ~whew~ Hello. Welcome to Canada. Can I help you? Please?

  23. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Wow! Susan’s gone a little heavy on the eyelid surgery.

  24. Morgan More Bikini
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    She looks real, at least.

  25. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    Vanessa
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    They look amazing, Bette must have the best surgeon. She’s like reverse aging.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    JANE
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    You’re all seriously so pathetic lol. “Moo” really? Anyway… she is SOOOO HOT!!

  27. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    kannon
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    Kid: “Look dad, I’m giant”
    Brady: “FML”

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    A blow-up doll would be more entertaining.

  29. Weirdo

    I’d fuck her in her big fat ass without any lube just to listen to her whine! Then use a gallon of bleach to try and wash the stink off my cock!

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    skunk
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    entire body created in photoshop

  31. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    wheeeeeeee
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    STOP PUTTING CHEEZITS ON ME DAVID BLAINE!

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Mitch
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    Looks like another golden shower video is right around the corner.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    BostonBruin
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    So she posted this on Twatter? or Twitter?

  34. Sharon Stone Nipples
    BostonBruin
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    Sporting the I just got fucked look. It works for her.

  35. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    Shitz
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    “I mean I think it was pretty mutual……Tate?”

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    your dad
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    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  37. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    your dad
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    CT = brainless wonder.

  38. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    Marc
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    Damn, the new chicks Vince is banging on Entourage are sure different then those of past seasons.

  39. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    Marc
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    “I’ll ask you again. Is daddy’s hair piece up there or not?”

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    the crazy betty
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    what a whore.

  41. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    squishy
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    Gross, who is that??

  42. Morgan More Bikini
    dali
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    Morgan Less (please)

  43. Amy Childs Cleavage
    PoxBlanket
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    Looks like she crossed the tracks in the Merry ol Land of Oz

  44. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    PoxBlanket
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    Star Jones my arse. That’s a Black Ho(le) Jones if I ever saw one

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