Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!
Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,
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Dudes with motorcycles always get the hot chicks.
I don’t think that qualifies as a “motorcycle.”
Not sure he qualifies as a “dude.”
Not sure this qualifies as a hot chick.
Rappers….
Unsucessfully trying to turn Hoes into Housewives since 1981.
This looks like something straight out of that Team America movie.
I think it looks more like something out of a movie my mom would watch. That she checked out from the library.
Captain! The gastric band is under enormous pressure! It canno’ hold out much longer!
This is prime one night stand material
Great body, 6 or 7 in the face.
Dude, at my age I might be able to give her 2 in the face. What kind of freaky sex machine are you?
Hahahahaha…right there with ya, Iveski. Although I’m not even sure about 2!
She’s what we call…”a practice girl”
I’m more stunned that this Unibomber version of Tom Hardy is getting hot chicks than Jason Sudeikis.
Maybe this is what Sinead was talking about when she mentioned ‘difficult brown’.
Based on the size of that bike I’d say he’s compensating.
I was planning on Something like this
Look, Octomom, I’ll give you $20 to let me take some topless pis of you on my bike.
ugh, pics*
OK, but I liked it better when it was a topless pis on his bike.
As if wearing all black didn’t tell you what a badass I am–I’m also on Canadian television!
uhhh, make that a 5 or 6 in the face
Quit bragging, already.
hehe
I think her face is just fine. She just needs to learn to smile. She’s hotter than McDonald’s coffee.
Nothing says “Grandma” quite like nips unshackled by a bra.
Benjamin: “Turn around. If you still have that ponytail I’m going to introduce you to my friend… Mr. Brick.”
“Let me inside you.”
“Dur hurr hurr, okaayyz!”
There is no Star Jones. Only Dhrool.
Can someone tell me where my car is? And also where I am?
“Sorry son, but daddy doesn’t do slides anymore.”
Think of any number in your head and I’ll read your mind…
No, not the fake phone number you’re about to give me.
“Make sure to put your hands up really high and scream really loud. It makes it more fun that way!”
“I’m not a girl, dad”
“Outta my way, paps. For the rest of the night, I will be this chick’s reckoning.”
Adrien Brody’s face on JWoww’s body.
“… and it says, ‘You have reached your destination.’ But I don’t see an Arby’s. Do you see an Arby’s?”
That’s actually not his son. Giselle told him to kidnap Wes Welker’s kid for some reason.
I give you Exhibit A for “Why Republicans are Against Gay Marriage”: the Ellen DeGeneres / Chaz Bono Hybrid
That spot on the denim apron behind him is more interesting. Really. What the fuck is that?
I think that’s Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress…
You know who else is Canadian? Corey Hart. Just thought I’d throw that in there.
Justin Bieber…
Michael J Fox, Leslie Neilson, Dan Aykroyd, David Foley, Glen Ford, Brendan Fraser, and about 200 more…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_actors
and about 2,000 bands – none of which include that puke Bieber
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_bands
jim carey, mike meyers, pamela anderson,
wolverine, geddy lee
If by Wolverine you’re referring to Hugh Jackman, he’s actually an Aussie.
If you’re NOT referring to Hugh Jackman, never mind.
The actual character wolverine is canadian.
Only one sings about wearing their sunglasses at night. So there.
photo shopped the thong right offa her left side. whorewhorewhroewhorewhore
Actually, the thong has slipped into a roll of fat.
Now where did I leave my bottle of bleach … ?
The human disguise is difficult to maintain. Sometimes the camera captures the split second the creature’s concentration falters.
“Baby, you should go into modeling. With that smokin’ bod, you could just stand there. You wouldn’t even have to smile!”
BUTTER FACE!
That’s how he tells the waiter his order.
The Liquify Filter is the best friend she ever had.
What if you get into an accident, young lady? The ambulance man will see your – Yeah, never mind.
Leather is a real bitch to get pee stank out of.
If that’s Brinke Stevens, then he is punching way above his weight.
To match his 80′s vest, he got an 80′s techno singer.
Kinda looks like her dress-thing is making a frowny face. Makes sense.
No means yes! Yes means anal!
Moo
I didn’t realize it was possible to make Courtney Stodden look classy. I stand corrected.
Hey Channing we were think you or Jonah Hill for this part. Don’t let us down boy.
So … Whiz Khalifa has bamboo poles for legs?
Practice this position Fugly Fergie likes it.
I’m so confused.
FALSE IDOLS… Katie Price Jr
MMMMMMMMMMMoooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
For my next great illusion, I will make myself attractive.
Which kid is this?
I think it’s the bastard one.
I know this photo is someone’s doctoral thesis in photoshop but based on this pic alone I’d fuck her.
If Susan Sarandon ever went broke, she could become a GILF Porn Star legend.
Oh, she is.
In my book at least.