The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.1.12

June 1st, 2012 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!

Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
    EricLr
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    Dudes with motorcycles always get the hot chicks.

  2. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Rappers….

    Unsucessfully trying to turn Hoes into Housewives since 1981.

  3. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
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    This looks like something straight out of that Team America movie.

    • I'mCool

      I think it looks more like something out of a movie my mom would watch. That she checked out from the library.

  4. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    Scottie
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    Captain! The gastric band is under enormous pressure! It canno’ hold out much longer!

  5. Morgan More Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    This is prime one night stand material

    Great body, 6 or 7 in the face.

  6. Tom Hardy Scruffy Beard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m more stunned that this Unibomber version of Tom Hardy is getting hot chicks than Jason Sudeikis.

  7. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Maybe this is what Sinead was talking about when she mentioned ‘difficult brown’.

  8. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    Evil Monkey
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    Based on the size of that bike I’d say he’s compensating.

  9. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    PtC
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    Look, Octomom, I’ll give you $20 to let me take some topless pis of you on my bike.

  10. Shemar Moore Sunglasses All Black Clothes
    EricLr
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    As if wearing all black didn’t tell you what a badass I am–I’m also on Canadian television!

  11. Morgan More Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    uhhh, make that a 5 or 6 in the face

  12. Sharon Stone Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nothing says “Grandma” quite like nips unshackled by a bra.

  13. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    Dick Hell
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    Benjamin: “Turn around. If you still have that ponytail I’m going to introduce you to my friend… Mr. Brick.”

  14. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
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    “Let me inside you.”
    “Dur hurr hurr, okaayyz!”

  15. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
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    There is no Star Jones. Only Dhrool.

  16. Sharon Stone Nipples
    EricLr
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    Can someone tell me where my car is? And also where I am?

  17. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
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    “Sorry son, but daddy doesn’t do slides anymore.”

  18. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Think of any number in your head and I’ll read your mind…

    No, not the fake phone number you’re about to give me.

  19. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    Jill
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    “Make sure to put your hands up really high and scream really loud. It makes it more fun that way!”
    “I’m not a girl, dad”

  20. Tom Hardy Scruffy Beard
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    “Outta my way, paps. For the rest of the night, I will be this chick’s reckoning.”

  21. Morgan More Bikini
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    Adrien Brody’s face on JWoww’s body.

  22. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    I'mCool
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    “… and it says, ‘You have reached your destination.’ But I don’t see an Arby’s. Do you see an Arby’s?”

  23. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s actually not his son. Giselle told him to kidnap Wes Welker’s kid for some reason.

  24. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    diego
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    I give you Exhibit A for “Why Republicans are Against Gay Marriage”: the Ellen DeGeneres / Chaz Bono Hybrid

  25. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    I'mCool
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    That spot on the denim apron behind him is more interesting. Really. What the fuck is that?

  26. Shemar Moore Sunglasses All Black Clothes
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    You know who else is Canadian? Corey Hart. Just thought I’d throw that in there.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    photo shopped the thong right offa her left side. whorewhorewhroewhorewhore

    • I'mCool

      Actually, the thong has slipped into a roll of fat.
      Now where did I leave my bottle of bleach … ?

  28. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    I'mCool
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    The human disguise is difficult to maintain. Sometimes the camera captures the split second the creature’s concentration falters.

  29. Morgan More Bikini
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    “Baby, you should go into modeling. With that smokin’ bod, you could just stand there. You wouldn’t even have to smile!”

  30. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
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    BUTTER FACE!

  31. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
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    That’s how he tells the waiter his order.

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    The Liquify Filter is the best friend she ever had.

  33. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    CranAppleSnapple
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    What if you get into an accident, young lady? The ambulance man will see your – Yeah, never mind.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    Leather is a real bitch to get pee stank out of.

  35. Tom Hardy Scruffy Beard
    CranAppleSnapple
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    If that’s Brinke Stevens, then he is punching way above his weight.

  36. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    EricLr
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    To match his 80′s vest, he got an 80′s techno singer.

  37. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
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    Kinda looks like her dress-thing is making a frowny face. Makes sense.

  38. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
    I'mCool
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    No means yes! Yes means anal!

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Bigalkie
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    Moo

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    I didn’t realize it was possible to make Courtney Stodden look classy. I stand corrected.

  41. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    Bigalkie
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    Hey Channing we were think you or Jonah Hill for this part. Don’t let us down boy.

  42. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    I'mCool
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    So … Whiz Khalifa has bamboo poles for legs?

  43. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
    Bigalkie
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    Practice this position Fugly Fergie likes it.

  44. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Quijibo
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    I’m so confused.

  45. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    FALSE IDOLS… Katie Price Jr

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    MMMMMMMMMMMoooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

  47. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    Bigalkie
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    For my next great illusion, I will make myself attractive.

  48. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    Quijibo
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    Which kid is this?

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Evil Monkey
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    I know this photo is someone’s doctoral thesis in photoshop but based on this pic alone I’d fuck her.

  50. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    Bigalkie
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    If Susan Sarandon ever went broke, she could become a GILF Porn Star legend.

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