The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.1.12

June 1st, 2012 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!

Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    EricLr
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    Good, they could all use some restoration.

  2. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    rantatonne
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    purpose in life : you are fulfilling it

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    Yup, I still would… very much… Just me and my prosthetic black penis…

  4. Emma Watson Butt Tight Jeans The End Of The World
    Deacon Jones
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    “Oh cheers. A dyke to eat my pussy tonight”

  5. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Minidress
    EricLr
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    Why is it that every whore looks like a Kardashian now? Or is it the other way around? I forget.

  6. Morgan More Bikini
    Radadoon
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    Why I gotta stand here with sand in my crotch and the sun in my eyes for you to take a picture, eh?

  7. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
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    So hang on a minute. Didn’t she get her stomach stapled or some other type of lazy ass weight-loss scheme? Now she’s fat again?

    Also, she most likely refers to herself as a diva. All fat black women do that.

  8. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
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    Apparently she still gets a kick our of people asking her for her medical qualifications…

  9. Morgan More Bikini
    Radadoon
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    Nah.

  10. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    EricLr
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    Mayim Bialik just sent him a topless pic.

  11. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
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    I saw a movie like this once… Well it wasn’t exactly a movie. It didn’t have much of a plot…

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    your mom
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    I call stunt double. Also, BULLSHIT.

  13. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    Dick Hell
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    Looks like tire tracks on her backside. Curb service has it’s perils.

  14. Morgan More Bikini
    Radadoon
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    I mean, You couldn’t you coax a smile out of this girl with all the candy or nose candy in the world!

  15. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
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    Exhibit #1,023,438: You can be a hipster douche and as long as you’re famous and rich you can land women like this…

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    CranAppleSnapple
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    If she’s going to pose like that, does it affect the man’s interest that her eyes are dead and soulless and her face is waxy and blank? Just taking a pole. I mean poll.

  17. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
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    “There’s one thing I love about Hollywood actors, Channing – I keep getting older, and they keep staying the same age.”

  18. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    Deacon Jones
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    “One night…at [the hospital], I was sitting in bed…and saw the Grim Reaper standing in the corner. He was seven feet tall, with a brown robe. He pointed to me and said, ‘Relax, it’s not your time to go. You have been given gifts. These gifts are ready to be received by mankind. So get on your feet and improve.’ Then he laughed, spun his scythe and left. I wasn’t asleep and I hadn’t been for days. Whether this was a premonition or an angel in disguise, I don’t know. But it was a positive reinforcement to stay on the road to recovery, which I’ve done.”

  19. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
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    For once we see her wear materials made with the tensile strength designed for us mere mortals…

    • Pine Table Fever

      If it wasn’t for the the space program, her ass would slapping off the back of her knees.

  20. Emma Watson Butt Tight Jeans The End Of The World
    Abby Normal
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    An aspiring Jodi Foster for the 21st century.

  21. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
    Frank Burns
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    Which one of them is the Green Lantern?

  22. Tom Hardy Scruffy Beard
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    Thanks for the light Tom… It distracts from the brown brillo pad you call a beard…

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    She’s approaching the “Who Do You Want Me to Kill For You” level in this pic.

  24. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
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    “Are you sure this is the Travolta method?”

  25. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    Deacon Jones
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    (in dry, montone voice)

    “You ladies like my bike?”

    “You look like a 5 year old child.”

    “Good, good. Now pay attention to this watch.”

  26. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    Joe
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    Thank god her tits don’t cause autism.

  27. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    Frank Burns
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    Lawrence finally found someone who wants to take his picture.

  28. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey, it’s the Kim Khardashian that’s still disease free!

  29. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    EricLr
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    When daddy tries to hit me, I just put a shirt on with numbers on it.

  30. Sharon Stone Nipples
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I though the thumbnail was Kate Hudson! So I guess that’s a compliment of some kind for Sharon. Youthfulness from a vast distance?

  31. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    your mom
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    Cougar sandwich, heavy on the fuhmunda cheese.

    ps. fuhmunda cheese = cheese fuhmunda my balls. Or in this case, foreskin.

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    “I’d like to thank my publicists, my fans, photoshop and surgery for making me the person I am today.”

  33. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
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    The Aristocrats!

  34. Malin Akerman Legs Miniskirt
    EricLr
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    Beautiful, funny, and not completely batshit crazy. Don’t see many of those in Hollywood.

  35. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Two of these are amazingly talented. And have vaginas.
    And are old.

  36. Sharon Stone Nipples
    Dick Hell
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    The Earth Mother thing works for me… provided that bag is stuffed with high-caliber weed.

  37. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hang on Regis, I just need to check my HIV test results before we go on ai-…………………..”

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    PU
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    Armo pussy smells like a camel’s asshole.

  39. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
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    His newest trick: Making his masculinity disappear.

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    MarkM
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    So wait…you can do a half million dollars worth of Photoshop on Instagram?

  41. Morgan More Bikini
    perfect day
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    classic butterface.

  42. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Minidress
    your mom
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    This is what Kim Kardashian sees in the mirror. Poor, delusional whore.

  43. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    I'mCool
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    “So then Kim said, ‘That’s so cute,’ and giggled. I totally didn’t understand.”

  44. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Whoa.

  45. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    EricLr
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    Nah, really man. The cow goes “Mooooo”

  46. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
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    The new “Open the Ark” app.

  47. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Can the douchiness of the scooter be offset by the coolness of the Jordans?

  48. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    How someone can look like this and go out in public is beyond me.

  49. Morgan More Bikini
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    Is this chick permanently smelling farts or something?

  50. Morgan More Bikini
    your mom
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    Nice tits… Teen Mom?

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