Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!
Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,
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Good, they could all use some restoration.
purpose in life : you are fulfilling it
Yup, I still would… very much… Just me and my prosthetic black penis…
“Oh cheers. A dyke to eat my pussy tonight”
Yes but in colloquial UK jargon that translates as, “-may I please have some chips with that sausage?”
I thought she got converted by Joyce Meyer.
Why is it that every whore looks like a Kardashian now? Or is it the other way around? I forget.
Why I gotta stand here with sand in my crotch and the sun in my eyes for you to take a picture, eh?
So hang on a minute. Didn’t she get her stomach stapled or some other type of lazy ass weight-loss scheme? Now she’s fat again?
Also, she most likely refers to herself as a diva. All fat black women do that.
Apparently she still gets a kick our of people asking her for her medical qualifications…
Nah.
Hold your palm out over her face.
Mayim Bialik just sent him a topless pic.
WHOA!
I would pay to see that.
Winner.
I saw a movie like this once… Well it wasn’t exactly a movie. It didn’t have much of a plot…
I call stunt double. Also, BULLSHIT.
I believe the word you were looking for was “stunk COCK”, not “double”. Fixed.
and of course I spell “stunt” wrong like a genius (double checks “genius” for good measure. :(
Looks like tire tracks on her backside. Curb service has it’s perils.
I mean, You couldn’t you coax a smile out of this girl with all the candy or nose candy in the world!
Butter, uh, everything. In fairness the part of her boobs I can see is okay.
Exhibit #1,023,438: You can be a hipster douche and as long as you’re famous and rich you can land women like this…
If she’s going to pose like that, does it affect the man’s interest that her eyes are dead and soulless and her face is waxy and blank? Just taking a pole. I mean poll.
“…lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes…”
heheheh Niice!
“There’s one thing I love about Hollywood actors, Channing – I keep getting older, and they keep staying the same age.”
“One night…at [the hospital], I was sitting in bed…and saw the Grim Reaper standing in the corner. He was seven feet tall, with a brown robe. He pointed to me and said, ‘Relax, it’s not your time to go. You have been given gifts. These gifts are ready to be received by mankind. So get on your feet and improve.’ Then he laughed, spun his scythe and left. I wasn’t asleep and I hadn’t been for days. Whether this was a premonition or an angel in disguise, I don’t know. But it was a positive reinforcement to stay on the road to recovery, which I’ve done.”
For once we see her wear materials made with the tensile strength designed for us mere mortals…
If it wasn’t for the the space program, her ass would slapping off the back of her knees.
An aspiring Jodi Foster for the 21st century.
Which one of them is the Green Lantern?
Thanks for the light Tom… It distracts from the brown brillo pad you call a beard…
The one on his face? Or the one standing next to him?
She’s approaching the “Who Do You Want Me to Kill For You” level in this pic.
“Are you sure this is the Travolta method?”
(in dry, montone voice)
“You ladies like my bike?”
“You look like a 5 year old child.”
“Good, good. Now pay attention to this watch.”
Thank god her tits don’t cause autism.
Supposes facts not in evidence.
Lawrence finally found someone who wants to take his picture.
Hey, it’s the Kim Khardashian that’s still disease free!
When daddy tries to hit me, I just put a shirt on with numbers on it.
Best shit I’ve read on this site ahahhahahahahhaa
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I though the thumbnail was Kate Hudson! So I guess that’s a compliment of some kind for Sharon. Youthfulness from a vast distance?
Cougar sandwich, heavy on the fuhmunda cheese.
ps. fuhmunda cheese = cheese fuhmunda my balls. Or in this case, foreskin.
These old gals have money, why on earth would they share a douche?
“I’d like to thank my publicists, my fans, photoshop and surgery for making me the person I am today.”
The Aristocrats!
Beautiful, funny, and not completely batshit crazy. Don’t see many of those in Hollywood.
Two of these are amazingly talented. And have vaginas.
And are old.
The Earth Mother thing works for me… provided that bag is stuffed with high-caliber weed.
“Hang on Regis, I just need to check my HIV test results before we go on ai-…………………..”
Armo pussy smells like a camel’s asshole.
OK, but whose camel?
His newest trick: Making his masculinity disappear.
So wait…you can do a half million dollars worth of Photoshop on Instagram?
classic butterface.
This is what Kim Kardashian sees in the mirror. Poor, delusional whore.
“So then Kim said, ‘That’s so cute,’ and giggled. I totally didn’t understand.”
Whoa.
Nah, really man. The cow goes “Mooooo”
The new “Open the Ark” app.
Can the douchiness of the scooter be offset by the coolness of the Jordans?
How someone can look like this and go out in public is beyond me.
Are you two related? :)
Is this chick permanently smelling farts or something?
Nice tits… Teen Mom?