Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!
Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,
- Photo Boy
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Remember that no matter how well it’s Photoshopped bestiality is always wrong.
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The Woman with One Red Shoe
Why do I despise this woman so much ? I don’t know her and she hasn’t done anything to me. But every time I see a picture of her I throw up in my mouth. Just weird !!
if you’re a guy: ’cause you can’t have her….
if you’re a girl: ’cause you don’t have her ass….
I am a guy and I would not have her because giant lard ass is an instant turn off.
Funny, I wouldn’t have her because she’s a giant, self-centered, shallow whore of a cunt. That counts for something in my books.
I am a girl and I eat well and work out regularly in order to NOT end up with a butt like her’s… Come on…
I’ll take my athletic ass over that gargantuan, often photo-shopped / even more-often lipo’d gargantuan ass ANY day
Actually I’m a a woman, who works out, is a vegetarian, and doesn’t usually eat crap so I don’t have to photoshop my ass on every picture one may take from me. Like my ass nice and tight. Believe it or not !! Tks.
i wouldnt want her….. shes had all kinds of nasty cocks in her.
poor guy likes the mets…
Yeah Amber Rose… classy as usual !!! Sheer glamour !!
Yo, Amber, you got a run in you ho’s
“Blaine? His name is Blaine? That’s not a name it’s a major appliance!”
Finally, Kim moves into the field in which she’s always belonged: biker gang bitch porn.
What pic is she going to post as a Thank You to her photo retouchers?
Bingo!
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This is the woman who took the Linda Lovelace role. Might be worth seeing.
Amanda Seyfried actually took the role. You can tell them apart by looking at the eyes. Malin’s eyes are on the front of her face. Amanda’s are on the sides of her head.
predators have their eyes up front to accurately give a sense of depth perception.
grazers, herbivores and prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their heads to give better peripheral vision.
hearting this
Actually, there are two (TWO!) Linda Lovelace movies in production, so they both landed the part. Malin got cast in the film that originally hired LIndsay Lohan. Man, I know way too much about this shit.
Wow, Hollywierd really HAS run out of ideas. We need 2 movies to show the world the reason Linda was popular?
I know, right, Fletch? They shoulda skipped all the bullshit and just called it, “Two Hours of Blowjobs: Because We Can”
Lovelace is the movie with Amanda Seyfried.
Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story is a movie with Malin Akerman.
How in the hell can those two women both play Linda Lovelace? They’re both way too pretty. Linda Lovelace could suck a dick (human or canine) like nobody’s business, but she was just a tad on the homely side.
I wonder how much the combined peanut butter budget was for the two movies?
Stevie Nicks is looking semi-okay.
that dude is the man!
There’s about a 40 percent airbrushed rump reduction. In the pre-Photoshop days that would have required a couple gallons of paint.
Her arms are too short for this sort of activity. You don’t see Natalie Portman attempting this.
Wow, you’re right. She must pay somebody to wipe her ass.
Wow. I totally never noticed how short her arms were until this comment.
But… how does she masturbate??
She doesn’t need to. She’s Olivia Wide, not Iveski.
Ha ha! Well played, jackass!
nice guy. held a door open for me once
Who has two thumbs and practices looking cool in the mirror?
I was going to like this comment but I wanted to leave it with two thumbs up – no more no less. :)
Hermione’s ass gets a 4G signal. Who knew?
thank you for being a friend!
A Craig’s List threesome if I ever saw one.
Tom’s Boston accent is distracting:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2fbed587d7/tom-brady-s-wicked-accent
Watch as the demon possesses her body…and then gets lost somewhere in there.
Malin Akerman?
More like this male is achin’, man!
::shoots self in face::
*shoots twice on ground to make sure*
Always doubletap.
I don’t want no more morgan
More is less…
Remember when I thought the cap was on the body oil and spilled it all over and you said “Don’t worry, we’ll get to it” …that was great.
Giggity Giggity Goo
Could be barbecue sauce, ketchup or blood.
Nah, he’s gonna give the chick a wet willy!
you never go full joey lawrence!
Enough already, there isn’t a pose or sex act this woman has not done. BORING!!!! Shameless self-promotion of pasting her own posed photos is worse that Leann rimes calling paparrazi to alert them to where she will be earing her next bikini. I am so over this stuff.
“…there isn’t a pose or sex act this woman has not done…”
How in the name of Allah’s asshole do you know? You sure have posted a volume of vitriol for someone who is “…so over this stuff.”
“You’re welcome?”
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Looks like her only talents are starting to sag.
Winner!!
big boobs…. no bra….. they will sag a bit….this is not rocket science.
or is it?
I’d like to see her on a rocket to the sun… is that the same thing?
“You actually thought these were real? Good God, you’re a moron.”
If we had better modeling schools, women would know the difference between “sexy face” and “smelled a fart face.”
Yeah, I hate how the government takes money away from the modeling schools. I’m voting Democrat next time.
She appears affable enough, until she spots some kid getting inoculated and goes into washed up former playmate berzerker mode.
Too bad she doesn’t appear eff-able any more.
im sure shes crushed that you arent interested
Instagram has an “ass reduction” filter?
oh!! I forgot my pants inside once again, stupid!!!!
The dude behind her needs to pull his up. What a tool!
I think they are pulled up. He just has an 18″ inseam.
Precisely how personal does this ‘training’ get?
I think he’s getting mugged!
Yep, I can taste the Crazy!!!
I’m beginning to think the Americans didn’t flee England for religious freedom, but to get away from all the flat asses.
Jason is a top contender for whitest man.
So if Kanye’s dating Kim and Kim is a cow, does that make him a cowpoke?
He’s more like a cow pie!
I want to hate fuck her with a knife dildo like that guy in “Seven”
damn, son. you’re making me blush here.
probably the best comment on anything, anywhere, ever.
SMLTC
What’s crazy taste like?
Skinny legs and wide hips do not flatter a woman especially one who cinches her waist to the point of ridiculousness no matter what her top-heavy talents may be.
Your jealousy, on the other hand, is soooooo sexy!
That’s either Photoshop fail or spray tan fail. Either was she looks odd.
more like david gained (300lbs)
Props to Photo Boy. It never ceases to amaze me how day after day he manages to find new tits I’ve never heard of. Women. I mean women. Because tits are people too. WOMEN are people too.
Goddamtit.
This app tells me where my 4 fans are at all times.
“And for dessert dessert–my pupils and irises.”
They’re just so hip it makes me puke
Don’t you remember, dude… “It’s Hip To Be Square”?
Fuckin’ 80′s… and 90′s. Aw, hell – everyday sucks.
I’m shocked that more people don’t comment on her looking like Divine.
Hugh Grant definitely approves.
Nice bike.
BTW, you’re a shithead