The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.1.12

June 1st, 2012 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to 57836 now to have this sent directly to your phone!

Amber Rose, as always, continues to be the delicate flower of her namesake,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    MOOOOOOOOOO

  2. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
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    The Woman with One Red Shoe

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    KV
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    Why do I despise this woman so much ? I don’t know her and she hasn’t done anything to me. But every time I see a picture of her I throw up in my mouth. Just weird !!

    • quickrick

      if you’re a guy: ’cause you can’t have her….
      if you’re a girl: ’cause you don’t have her ass….

      • tlmck

        I am a guy and I would not have her because giant lard ass is an instant turn off.

      • Funny, I wouldn’t have her because she’s a giant, self-centered, shallow whore of a cunt. That counts for something in my books.

      • Little Tongue

        I am a girl and I eat well and work out regularly in order to NOT end up with a butt like her’s… Come on…

      • Mama Pinkus

        I’ll take my athletic ass over that gargantuan, often photo-shopped / even more-often lipo’d gargantuan ass ANY day

      • KV

        Actually I’m a a woman, who works out, is a vegetarian, and doesn’t usually eat crap so I don’t have to photoshop my ass on every picture one may take from me. Like my ass nice and tight. Believe it or not !! Tks.

    • tod

      i wouldnt want her….. shes had all kinds of nasty cocks in her.

  4. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
    dooood
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    poor guy likes the mets…

  5. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    KV
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    Yeah Amber Rose… classy as usual !!! Sheer glamour !!

  6. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
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    “Blaine? His name is Blaine? That’s not a name it’s a major appliance!”

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    JC
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    Finally, Kim moves into the field in which she’s always belonged: biker gang bitch porn.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    What pic is she going to post as a Thank You to her photo retouchers?

  9. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    KardashaMOOOOOOOO

  10. Malin Akerman Legs Miniskirt
    LJ
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    This is the woman who took the Linda Lovelace role. Might be worth seeing.

    • Amanda Seyfried actually took the role. You can tell them apart by looking at the eyes. Malin’s eyes are on the front of her face. Amanda’s are on the sides of her head.

      • dooood

        predators have their eyes up front to accurately give a sense of depth perception.
        grazers, herbivores and prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their heads to give better peripheral vision.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        hearting this

      • Actually, there are two (TWO!) Linda Lovelace movies in production, so they both landed the part. Malin got cast in the film that originally hired LIndsay Lohan. Man, I know way too much about this shit.

      • Wow, Hollywierd really HAS run out of ideas. We need 2 movies to show the world the reason Linda was popular?

      • I know, right, Fletch? They shoulda skipped all the bullshit and just called it, “Two Hours of Blowjobs: Because We Can”

      • LJ

        Lovelace is the movie with Amanda Seyfried.

        Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story is a movie with Malin Akerman.

      • How in the hell can those two women both play Linda Lovelace? They’re both way too pretty. Linda Lovelace could suck a dick (human or canine) like nobody’s business, but she was just a tad on the homely side.

      • I wonder how much the combined peanut butter budget was for the two movies?

  11. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    Stevie Nicks is looking semi-okay.

  12. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    dooood
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    that dude is the man!

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Dick Hell
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    There’s about a 40 percent airbrushed rump reduction. In the pre-Photoshop days that would have required a couple gallons of paint.

  14. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
    catapostrophe
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    Her arms are too short for this sort of activity. You don’t see Natalie Portman attempting this.

  15. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    dooood
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    nice guy. held a door open for me once

  16. Shemar Moore Sunglasses All Black Clothes
    catapostrophe
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    Who has two thumbs and practices looking cool in the mirror?

    • Ollie

      I was going to like this comment but I wanted to leave it with two thumbs up – no more no less. :)

  17. Emma Watson Butt Tight Jeans The End Of The World
    journalschism
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    Hermione’s ass gets a 4G signal. Who knew?

  18. Bette Midler Susan Sarandon Adrian Grenier
    dooood
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    thank you for being a friend!

  19. Tom Brady Son Benjamin Slide
    LJ
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  20. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    JC
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    Watch as the demon possesses her body…and then gets lost somewhere in there.

  21. Malin Akerman Legs Miniskirt
    Josephus
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    Malin Akerman?

    More like this male is achin’, man!

    ::shoots self in face::

  22. Morgan More Bikini
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    I don’t want no more morgan

  23. Channing Tatum Matthew McConaughey Magic Mike
    Abby Normal
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    Remember when I thought the cap was on the body oil and spilled it all over and you said “Don’t worry, we’ll get to it” …that was great.

  24. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    catapostrophe
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    Could be barbecue sauce, ketchup or blood.

  25. Joey Lawrence Cell Phone Picture
    dooood
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    you never go full joey lawrence!

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Radadoon
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    Enough already, there isn’t a pose or sex act this woman has not done. BORING!!!! Shameless self-promotion of pasting her own posed photos is worse that Leann rimes calling paparrazi to alert them to where she will be earing her next bikini. I am so over this stuff.

    • “…there isn’t a pose or sex act this woman has not done…”

      How in the name of Allah’s asshole do you know? You sure have posted a volume of vitriol for someone who is “…so over this stuff.”

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    “You’re welcome?”

    mmmMMMOOOOOOooo

  28. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Looks like her only talents are starting to sag.

  29. Morgan More Bikini
    JC
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    If we had better modeling schools, women would know the difference between “sexy face” and “smelled a fart face.”

    • DeucePickle

      Yeah, I hate how the government takes money away from the modeling schools. I’m voting Democrat next time.

  30. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    Dick Hell
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    She appears affable enough, until she spots some kid getting inoculated and goes into washed up former playmate berzerker mode.

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    Instagram has an “ass reduction” filter?

  32. Amber Rose Butt Cut Out Tights Wiz Khalifa
    hit it
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    oh!! I forgot my pants inside once again, stupid!!!!

  33. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
    Dick Hell
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    Precisely how personal does this ‘training’ get?

  34. Josh Duhamel Stretching Personal Trainer
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    I think he’s getting mugged!

  35. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    Radadoon
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    Yep, I can taste the Crazy!!!

  36. Emma Watson Butt Tight Jeans The End Of The World
    EricLr
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    I’m beginning to think the Americans didn’t flee England for religious freedom, but to get away from all the flat asses.

  37. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
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    Jason is a top contender for whitest man.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
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    So if Kanye’s dating Kim and Kim is a cow, does that make him a cowpoke?

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bikini Twitter Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    I want to hate fuck her with a knife dildo like that guy in “Seven”

  40. Shemar Moore Sunglasses All Black Clothes
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    SMLTC

  41. Gary Busey Licking Fingers
    EricLr
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    What’s crazy taste like?

  42. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Radadoon
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    Skinny legs and wide hips do not flatter a woman especially one who cinches her waist to the point of ridiculousness no matter what her top-heavy talents may be.

  43. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    That’s either Photoshop fail or spray tan fail. Either was she looks odd.

  44. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    broduh jenner
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    more like david gained (300lbs)

  45. Morgan More Bikini
    Josephus
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    Props to Photo Boy. It never ceases to amaze me how day after day he manages to find new tits I’ve never heard of. Women. I mean women. Because tits are people too. WOMEN are people too.

    Goddamtit.

  46. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
    EricLr
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    This app tells me where my 4 fans are at all times.

  47. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
    catapostrophe
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    “And for dessert dessert–my pupils and irises.”

  48. Jason Sudeikis Olivia Wilde Vespa Helmets
    Deacon Jones
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    They’re just so hip it makes me puke

  49. Star Jones Tight Leopard Print Dress
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    I’m shocked that more people don’t comment on her looking like Divine.

  50. David Blaine Motorcycle Flirting
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    Nice bike.

    BTW, you’re a shithead

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