The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.9.14

May 9th, 2014 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where Shooter McGavin‘s pube beard wins the day only narrowly edging out Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure. Actually, now that I think about it, Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure is probably not that unusual, so let’s go with Anne Hathaway suddenly realizing that America’s foreign policy towards Africa has some room for improvement. But by all means Anne, lend your powerful voice to the one issue that made it to Today, after all you’re the girl with the butt from that movie. That should prove way more influential than the drug-and-arms money, not to mention black site interrogation locales, the CIA constantly gets from that region by propping up warlord after warlord, in turn creating new, even crazier terrorist factions exactly like the one that kidnapped those girls.

But keep doing the thing with the megaphone, you were in Bride Wars, how could they not listen? (Did I just go on a political tirade under Nicki Minaj‘s clown tits? You’re goddamn right I did.),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
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    For some strange reason, I always pictured the Royal Ball Dusters to be actual people, but in typical British sensibility, they are finely woven, and adjustable for age.

  2. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    100% she had breast implants. Those things were B cups back in the day:

    http://hollywoodrooster.com/nicki-minaj-breast-implantsboob-job-pictures

  3. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    Yet another reason Miley Cyrus is one of the worst things to ever befall humanity

  4. Kristen Johnston Screaming Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    Considering she’s a lifelong addict, her guts exploded, and she *has* lupus, she actually looks pretty good.

    She’s also a potty-mouthed badass, so she could look like a refrigerator and I would still love her.

  5. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
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    Can we get one of these for Lindsay, Gaga, Rihanna, Courtney … can we just mass-produce these and hand them out all over Hollywood?

  6. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
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    All that’s missing is the smell of Aqua-Velva and a gold chain.

  7. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    Guess none of you have ever been to LA?

    This is standard street clothes…actually a bit modest for SoCal to tell you the truth.

  8. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
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    That’s a lot of ceremony just for Prince Charlie to take a bath.

    I like showers, myself.

  9. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
    cc
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    Geez, this is so unlike every other pic she’s posted. Honestly there’s be more variety if I took a picture of my clevia every morning.

  10. Jeffrey Dean Morgan Ray Liotta Full Beard A&E Networks Upfront
    cc
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    For a minute I thought Kris Kristofferson was looking mighty youthful.

  11. Dean McDermott Pedicure
    cc
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    Okay, maybe I am a throwback to a different era, but a healthy male getting a pedicure is just fucking lame.

  12. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    cc
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    “Oh shit, we can’t leave…the hole evening has come and gone and I didn’t finger myself publicly once!”

  13. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Whitney Art Party
    cc
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    Too much clothing. Picture rates a mere 9/10.

  14. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    cc
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    Starring in ‘Topol is No Match for Turkish Coffee and Two Packs of Camels a Day’

  15. Fergie Butt Tight Pants Chrome Hearts & Kate Hudson Garden Party
    cc
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    Montaigne, USA? Does American hegemony know no bounds?

  16. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
    cc
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    What did I say to the guy who heads up 7-11? I said ‘Dude, don’t put the Hot Rods next to the cheap cigars, it’s a recipe for disaster.’

  17. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    cc
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    Just think, if Rumer was there I could make a joke about ‘Hey, this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl’

  18. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
    cc
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    Never use an SOS pad on your no-stick frying pan, that’s all I’m sayin’.

  19. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Whitney Art Party
    Swearin
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    How does that song go? This girl is sexy and she knows it.

  20. Eva Longoria Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    I don’t know what she did but the staff seem to have enjoyed it.

  21. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
    Swearin
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    I knew it, he’s a warg. It explains how so many women ended up naked in his hotel rooms over the years

  22. Lake Bell Legs Minidress Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Swearin
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    This is what happens when you let Zooey Deschenel be your stylist

  23. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
    B.B
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    Honestly, she looks half normal here. The fake eyebrows are off-putting though.

  24. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Helena Handbasket
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    People are getting awfully casual about accepting communion at catholic mass. Damn you, Pope Francis!

  25. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    donkeylicks
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    This was taken moments after being informed that they ran out of coke and that the liquor stores were now closed.

  26. Fergie Butt Tight Pants Chrome Hearts & Kate Hudson Garden Party
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    Her best angle

  27. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
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    I normally point and laugh at the idiots that bleach their teeth so white they glow like they’re permanently exposed to a black light. This dude, however, falls so far on the other end of the spectrum that I now find myself in a strange quandary.

  28. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
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    Britney?

  29. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage See Through Dress Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    That is one ugly chick.

  30. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Outstanding Mother Awards
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    Just one necrosis away from completing her Maria Shriver transformation.

  31. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    MZ MIZRY
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    well at least he still has his real teeth.
    i hope.

  32. Dean McDermott Pedicure
    Jeff
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    “No one has touched me like that since Guy Fierri…”

  33. Christopher McDonald Pube Beard A&E Networks Upfront
    Jeff
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    “Actually yes, I do know Scott Tenorman. Why do you ask?”

  34. Dean McDermott Pedicure
    Johnny Barbells
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    …the spasms are getting worse.

  35. Anne Hathaway Megaphone Adam Shulman Bring Back Our Girls Rally
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “You were doing so well, and then PBBTTLLTLLTBBTBTLL stupid right wing bullshit fart fart fart fart” . The Superficial

    So which part of his post are you objecting to?
    (Not expecting an answer because Vox hasn’t ‘splained it to you)

    Follow link: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/07/hillary-s-state-department-refused-to-brand-boko-haram-as-terrorists.html#

  36. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
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    “I have to go… Gotham needs me!”

  37. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
    Pillsy
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    No she’s a lot older now. This is the bronze cast of her that we made

  38. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Jenn
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    Aaaugh, it’s Titzilla!

  39. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    Johnny Barbells
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    …go fuck yourself natural aging process.

  40. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
    Johnny Barbells
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    …where’s the pancake?

  41. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Whitney Art Party
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    I’ll grant you that she’s gorgeous, but oh my christ does she look like a complete bitch.

  42. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Order of the Bath” … so that’s what they call drag queens in England.

  43. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
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    I thought he was wearing white contacts, but the little dot of darkness at the bottom tells me he’s just rolling his eyes down really far. Because he looks so normal, otherwise.

  44. LL Cool J Talking To Random Women Fred Segal
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    …man, i can’t wait til my pharmacist gets out of prison…

  45. Irina Shayk Butt Legs Tight Minidress Heels XTI Shoes 2014 Collection Presentation
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Exception to the rule: If you are one of the ten hottest women on the planet, you CAN wear horizontal stripe outfits.

  46. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    I recently posted about how the all-adored Olsen The 3rd just doesn’t do it for me, so I might as well finish burying myself by airing that I find this woman all kinds of hot. Not when she clowns up – but underneath that whole shit? Shaggability to the max.
    (I haven’t heard her sing a note though, so I may be speaking from ignorant bliss here.)

  47. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Does Donald Sterling know Stacey Dash is white?!?
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    (trust me, if no one tells him different – he’ll never now)

  48. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
    Maria
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    “Strong with the whoresense is young Jenner….”

  49. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    There’s sick shit.

    There’s fucking sick shit.

    And there’s this.

  50. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    tlmck
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    Looks like the embalming went well.

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