The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.9.14

May 9th, 2014 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where Shooter McGavin‘s pube beard wins the day only narrowly edging out Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure. Actually, now that I think about it, Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure is probably not that unusual, so let’s go with Anne Hathaway suddenly realizing that America’s foreign policy towards Africa has some room for improvement. But by all means Anne, lend your powerful voice to the one issue that made it to Today, after all you’re the girl with the butt from that movie. That should prove way more influential than the drug-and-arms money, not to mention black site interrogation locales, the CIA constantly gets from that region by propping up warlord after warlord, in turn creating new, even crazier terrorist factions exactly like the one that kidnapped those girls.

But keep doing the thing with the megaphone, you were in Bride Wars, how could they not listen? (Did I just go on a political tirade under Nicki Minaj‘s clown tits? You’re goddamn right I did.),

- Photo Boy

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  1. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
    Rico Jones
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    This whore will be shooting porn for Vivid in less than six months.

  2. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    meeps!
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    Zoltar Speaks!

  3. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
    Ralph the Wonder Llama
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    That’s not Howard Stern?

  4. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
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    Conditioner Gene…conditioner.

  5. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Mooby
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    The paps are crazy! Driver, lose them in the tunnel!

  6. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    “Good. Let the need for attention consume you. Do not hesitate. And your transformation to the whore side will be complete.”

  7. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
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    Her left boob: “Hey, is that John Hamm on that balcony?”
    Her right boob: “Oooh, a nickel!”

  8. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Rico Jones
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    I’d fuck her. Especially if that was the pose she assumed once I was about to cum.

  9. Christopher McDonald Pube Beard A&E Networks Upfront
    Mooby
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    Looks like he has been eating pieces of shit for breakfast…

  10. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    Work that CVS catwalk!

  11. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    “WHO THE HELL GAVE THE KEYS TO BILLY JOEL!?”

  12. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
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    Hey. It’s the whore of the minute. Remember your welding visor but forget your bra? Makes sense. The benefit of wearing this stupid visor is that we can’t see the huge smile on her face.

    She’s loving every second of attention she’s getting. Her nips tell the story.

    • John

      She has a bra on – you can see the outline. Nips look a little wonkie-eyed, but I’d still motorboat them none the less.

  13. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
    Shorty80
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    When did she become an underfed white woman?

  14. Dean McDermott Pedicure
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    He is so gross

  15. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
    Lindasy's Coke Dealer
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    A bit overdressed, for a superhero costume, but interesting.

  16. Lake Bell Legs Minidress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Such an underrated hottie.

  17. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    It’s like someone put makeup on a naan bread.

  18. Jeffrey Dean Morgan Ray Liotta Full Beard A&E Networks Upfront
    Yves
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    I don’t always eat chicken. But when I do I get it from Kenny at Kenny Rogers Roasters. Stay hungry my friends.

  19. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage See Through Dress Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    meeps!
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    So Groucho Marx eyebrows are a thing now…?

  20. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  21. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage See Through Dress Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    A New Challenger Has Appeared to challenge Reese Witherspoon in the Battle Of The Chins.

  22. Dean McDermott Pedicure
    Yves
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    Well shit, it is almost Fathers Day. Why not pamper myself. I deserve it.

  23. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Anyone else expect those clown cans to go “Aoogah!” when you squeeze them?

  24. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    Whoa. She’s still so hot. Add her to the list of 40-somethings I’d nail.

    On a related note. Has anybody seen Lark Vorhees lately? Jesus fucking Christ, what a disaster.

  25. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
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    This is why British superheroes never really catch on in the States.

  26. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Remember those carnival games where you shot water into a clown face to fill a balloon?
    Shit, I was trying to make this less freaky, and I brought up clowns. I give up. Off to drink this out of my mind.

  27. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    Flatliner
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    Someone got a boob job. It actually worked for a few seconds until I looked up and all goodwill evaporated.

  28. Lake Bell Legs Minidress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    She already had her baby?

  29. Dania Ramirez Side Boob Susan Lucci A&E Networks Upfront
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    Susan Lucci is such a MILF.

  30. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    pbjelly
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    And late at night once everyone is sleeping, Kris Jenner’s powerful magic wears off to reveal her true appearance.

  31. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
    Flatliner
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    I wonder if Gene has ever been offered the position of head toilet cleaner.

  32. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    God, what the fuck is that? I’m pretty sure that’s a man.

  33. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Outstanding Mother Awards
    Flatliner
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    Not bad, not bad at all…for a Godzilla impersonation.

  34. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
    Flatliner
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    That is so nice of Lauren to take her pet douche out for a walk.

  35. Lake Bell Legs Minidress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    yes, these are my first high heels! How did you know?

  36. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    This made me laugh. That is all.

  37. Steven Tyler Long Sweater Bedazzled Jeans
    Flatliner
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    Hobo chic

  38. Kristen Johnston Screaming Lupus LA Orange Ball
    Flatliner
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    Another Godzilla impersonation. So far she is winning because she has those little arms.

  39. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
    Flatliner
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    Looks like they’re overcompensating for shriveled up nutsacks.

  40. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    Well, in whoreville they say
    Kylie’s small ego grew three sizes that day.

  41. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    Tonethius
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    They aren’t the prettiest group of sisters, but they all have great cans

  42. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    Focus on the boobs, focus on the boobs, do not look at the faces.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
    Keno
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    I’m pretty sure I should be seeing at least one nipple…

    • mark

      I just can’t get behind (yup, that’s to be read using both contexts) a nice set of cans when they’re attached to someone with a face that reminds me of the stench of hot, wet shit. thanks anyway.

    • pbjelly

      Check out the last pic and your wish is granted

  44. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
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    “Hopefully some of these people don’t know James Gandolfini is dead and they will think I am him and I can get a table at this restaurant and my meal for free”

  45. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    Oh yeah, her sex tape is going to be good.

  46. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    George P Burdell
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    “If that was really a roofie why are my clothes on?”

  47. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    Miley: ‘I’m in,,,Who up for a game of Bukkake,,”. None of the guys say anything.

  48. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
    George P Burdell
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    It is never a good sign when you start raiding Shia LaBeouf’s wardrobe.

  49. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
    Phoenix
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    That wig looks older than him. It also looks like it;s been spray painted.

  50. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    George P Burdell
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    Demi had a twat tighten procedure while pregnant with each. Their heads never recovered.

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