The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.9.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where Shooter McGavin’s pube beard wins the day only narrowly edging out Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure. Actually, now that I think about it, Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure is probably not that unusual, so let’s go with Anne Hathaway suddenly realizing that America’s foreign policy towards Africa has some room for improvement. But by all means Anne, lend your powerful voice to the one issue that made it to Today, after all you’re the girl with the butt from that movie. That should prove way more influential than the drug-and-arms money, not to mention black site interrogation locales, the CIA constantly gets from that region by propping up warlord after warlord, in turn creating new, even crazier terrorist factions exactly like the one that kidnapped those girls.

But keep doing the thing with the megaphone, you were in Bride Wars, how could they not listen? (Did I just go on a political tirade under Nicki Minaj’s clown tits? You’re goddamn right I did.),

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