The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.9.14

May 9th, 2014 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where Shooter McGavin‘s pube beard wins the day only narrowly edging out Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure. Actually, now that I think about it, Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure is probably not that unusual, so let’s go with Anne Hathaway suddenly realizing that America’s foreign policy towards Africa has some room for improvement. But by all means Anne, lend your powerful voice to the one issue that made it to Today, after all you’re the girl with the butt from that movie. That should prove way more influential than the drug-and-arms money, not to mention black site interrogation locales, the CIA constantly gets from that region by propping up warlord after warlord, in turn creating new, even crazier terrorist factions exactly like the one that kidnapped those girls.

But keep doing the thing with the megaphone, you were in Bride Wars, how could they not listen? (Did I just go on a political tirade under Nicki Minaj‘s clown tits? You’re goddamn right I did.),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    I knew about Kim’s giant ass, but I didn’t realize her little sister had such a tiny head.

  2. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    I could scout that out….

  3. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Whitney Art Party
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    Yes! Yes! all day. Every day. Sexiest woman on the planet. Bar none.

  4. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
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    Are we sure this isn’t Randy Quaid?

  5. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    For a moment I thought that the site had captured a truly incredible image of one of the Williams tennis sisters.
    Congratulations Ms Ashley, you’ve just been promoted to internet celebrity status. I’m sure her loved ones are very very proud.

  6. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
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    Very Winnie Cooperish here

  7. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
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    Whoever came up with that outfit must be laughing his ass off right now.

  8. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    I don’t see what all the outrage is about… We’ve all seen Serena Williams plenty of times on this site…

  9. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    If you can grab and squeeze them, they’re real enough for me.

  10. Dania Ramirez Side Boob Susan Lucci A&E Networks Upfront
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    Susan Lucci must be pushing 70 by now and she’s still hotter than anything that crawled out of Kris Jenner.

  11. Fergie Butt Tight Pants Chrome Hearts & Kate Hudson Garden Party
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    Haven’t seen much of her since she made that kid.

  12. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    cold canyon
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    feed it something, or get the tranquilizer gun. Just make it stop doing that.

  13. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    Ronaldo
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    Lawrence of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago….this guy was good looking. Damn it is depressing…we all get old. At least he did not go plastic surgery crazy.

  14. Christopher McDonald Pube Beard A&E Networks Upfront
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    A face made from what God found in the spare parts bin.

  15. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    I ignored the caption and pretended it’s Serena Williams.

  16. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    pbjuicy
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    Faces of meth

  17. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
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    Spider-Man was long time ago.

  18. Fergie Butt Tight Pants Chrome Hearts & Kate Hudson Garden Party
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Chrome Ass?

  19. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
    Ronaldo
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    Who?????

  20. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    creemygoodness
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    Lindsay’s teeth, however, have found steady work.

  21. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Whitney Art Party
    arty
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    I didn’t recognize her with a top on.

  22. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
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    Oh no… he’s about to do the Evil Parker walk from the shitty “Spider-man 3.” Look away people, LOOK AWAY NOW!!!!

  23. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
    Ronaldo
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    Next!!
    Why do we bother with this girl.
    At least Kim had a sex tape….this one has done nothing!

  24. Jeffrey Dean Morgan Ray Liotta Full Beard A&E Networks Upfront
    Jeff
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    Is this on set for “George Lucas: In his words”?

    Ray is knocking it out of the park!

  25. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    ultra
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    FREE CANDY!!!!

  26. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
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    There is gold in dem dar teeth.

  27. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    They were made for doggystyle.

  28. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    irocksocks
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    Why the long faces?

  29. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
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    Mouth full of chicklets

  30. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
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    Never saw an outie quite like that.

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    Roy Schneider as Chief Brody in Jaws
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    We’re going to need bigger pasties.

  32. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
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    Too much pussies throughout your life may result to some brain damage.
    But hey, you gotta die from something!

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    Ronaldo
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    I feel sick now……thanks

  34. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    One of them is nipply.

  35. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    fap fap fap…

  36. Jennifer Lopez Legs Tight Minidress American Idol Set
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    It’s too bad she’s such a cunt, because she is very physically attractive. Oh well. She can go fuck herself.

  37. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    47 years old… goddammit.

  38. Gene Simmons Eyes Rolling Back In Head Godzilla Premiere
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    He was listening to KISS when this picture was taken.

  39. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Outstanding Mother Awards
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    I still would. That’s how hot she was. She has retroactive hotness points built up.

  40. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
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    She needs to show more cleavage if she wants us to not look at Simon’s man boobs.

  41. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    God I love her. Still looks amazing

  42. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    FU, Photo Boy, you evil bastard.
    ‘Gonna have nightmares throughout the weekend now.

  43. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
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    So he has to drag her around everywhere now?

  44. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
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    Visor down. Nipples up.

  45. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
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    Nice attempt at a Shia look, but without a Pabst shirt and pants tucked into socks, this comes up woefully short of douche perfection.

  46. Lake Bell Legs Minidress Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I’d dive into that lake.

  47. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
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    He’d do anything for some nookie now.

  48. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    “Wait’ll Zaloog gets a load of me”

  49. Stacey Dash Cleavage Super Skinny Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    What a piece of ass. I wonder if her doctor still tells her to avoid activities that involve balls flying at her face?

  50. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Whitney Art Party
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    Oh, she knows…she knows what we’re all thinking right now.

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