The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.9.14

May 9th, 2014 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where Shooter McGavin‘s pube beard wins the day only narrowly edging out Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure. Actually, now that I think about it, Dean McDermott ejaculating during a pedicure is probably not that unusual, so let’s go with Anne Hathaway suddenly realizing that America’s foreign policy towards Africa has some room for improvement. But by all means Anne, lend your powerful voice to the one issue that made it to Today, after all you’re the girl with the butt from that movie. That should prove way more influential than the drug-and-arms money, not to mention black site interrogation locales, the CIA constantly gets from that region by propping up warlord after warlord, in turn creating new, even crazier terrorist factions exactly like the one that kidnapped those girls.

But keep doing the thing with the megaphone, you were in Bride Wars, how could they not listen? (Did I just go on a political tirade under Nicki Minaj‘s clown tits? You’re goddamn right I did.),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
    dirt dog
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    ugly

  2. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    10 bucks says Madonna is chasing that car like a soul stealing T-1000.

  3. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
    Hopalong
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    Now auditioning for the role of a young Tony Soprano.

  4. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    cmonreally
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    Please tell me this is the last image of her before the car slammed into a tree

    • Miley is showing us here best “I just realized I’m going to be the centerpiece of an all nighter”. Fear and Joy struggle within her.

      But not for long.

  5. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
    Jade
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    Has anyone ever seen him with a shirt buttoned up? I feel like he should be in 70′s porn.

  6. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
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    Tobey, I don’t have the problems with that a lot of folks do. I liked you in the Spider-Man movies. But geez you are making it easy for people to take shots at you.

  7. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
    cmonreally
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    That’s the type of face that stares into your bedroom window at night while you sleep.

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Hey! Clown tits are still tits.

  9. Anne Hathaway Megaphone Adam Shulman Bring Back Our Girls Rally
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    Who took their girls?

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Her tits are great. Motorboat worthy.

  11. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    “This buzz is too mellow, we need more cocaine!”

  12. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
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    Welp, thanks for the nightmares

  13. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
    cmonreally
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    Simon: “Just need her to stay focused on the camera, and if I can get just a little farther away, I can run for it…”
    Lauren: “Where are you going?”
    Simon: “Fuck.”

  14. Jeffrey Dean Morgan Ray Liotta Full Beard A&E Networks Upfront
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    Ray looks like a dog that just heard master’s car in the driveway

  15. Jeffrey Dean Morgan Ray Liotta Full Beard A&E Networks Upfront
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    Who can tell the difference between Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan? If I was JDM I’d use that confusion to get with Penelope Cruz for a night.

  16. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
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    It’s good to know that if famewhoreing doesn’t work out, she can fall back on her MIG/TIG certification.

  17. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    Cock Dr
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    Willis DNA…why did it have to be Willis DNA?

  18. Anne Hathaway Megaphone Adam Shulman Bring Back Our Girls Rally
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    If by “girls ” she means her tits, then yes, please bring them back. I have no idea what happened to them.

    • There’s nothing worse in the world than seeing a pair of runaway breasts wobbling alone down a sidewalk, trying not to get flattened by a passing car when they cross a busy street.

  19. Christopher McDonald Pube Beard A&E Networks Upfront
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    Shot.

  20. Dean McDermott Pedicure
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    Yeah, those two are so fucking broke, right? Getting a pedicure? LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Kylie Jenner Legs Minidress
    cmonreally
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    Probably picking up a pregnancy test that Kris told her to get.

  22. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You would think that after 2 Bruce and Demi would’ve learned their lesson.

    (Ummm, does this mean Rumer is the “hot” one?)

  23. Omar Sharif Yellow Teeth Monsieur Ibrahim Screening Dublin Arabic Film Festival
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    i am not being snarky, i am literally flabbergasted that man is still alive. Lawrence of Arabia came out 52 years ago.

  24. Fergie Butt Tight Pants Chrome Hearts & Kate Hudson Garden Party
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    will someone please tell her the Ed Hardy thing is over. It was over 6 years ago when they started dumping it at Marshall’s for 90% off.

  25. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
    cmonreally
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    Sure, hide the face but bust out the wonky ass nips. That’s discreet.

  26. Jennifer Lopez Legs Tight Minidress American Idol Set
    Cock Dr
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    You know, when she’s all gussied up and the light is right and her hair isn’t pulled back so hard she can’t even smile and you can’t see the backs of her buttocks and thighs JLo is pretty hot looking.

  27. Dean McDermott Pedicure
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    I don’t give a shit about this guy, so I focus on the Asian chick.

  28. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Listen Fred, I’m not going to tell you again…

    cigarette break is 5 minutes and that’s it. Now finish watering these plants, then take the garbage out.

  29. Scout Willis Nipples No Bra See Through Top Tallulah Willis Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
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    On second thought, don’t bring back our girls.

  30. Chantel Jeffries Cleavage See Through Dress Nylon & BCBGeneration May Young Hollywood Party
    cmonreally
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    If every fucking Bieber castoff is going to become famous now, I’m going to eat a fucking bullet.

  31. Steven Tyler Long Sweater Bedazzled Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Well, you wanted your girls back. Here you go.

  32. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    cmonreally
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    You, Photoboy, are an asshole.

    • Dr Plaid

      This is what they were so scared of in the earlier picture of Miley in the car. It makes sense now.

  33. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    If those are clown tits, I’m getting my rubber nose and going for some deep motorboating.

  34. Prince Charles Wearing Cape Service Of The Order Of Bath Westminster Abbey
    Cock Dr
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    I have those same tassels on our living room curtains.
    The Man Who Would Be King seems ready for some high class calf ropin’.

  35. Gisele Bundchen Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Did she save the rainforest? Is the rainforest gonna be ok?

  36. Anne Hathaway Megaphone Adam Shulman Bring Back Our Girls Rally
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    Meanwhile she campaigns for the return of the poor Nigerian school girls who were abducted, Adam pleads for the return of her nice rack…

    I’d say his cause is more noble but that should be obvious

  37. V Stiviano Nipples Visor
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Daft Ho.

  38. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    at what level offense do we organize a site boycott? cuz this Defcon 1 right here.

  39. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    SomeDude
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    Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously, that’s just messed up! Did Fish not piss in your cereal this morning or what?

  40. Dean McDermott Pedicure
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    Is this one of his “episodes” where he passes out and randomly jizzes on women?

  41. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Outstanding Mother Awards
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    Kids, Brook Shields was once one of the hottest chicks in the world. But that was a looooooooooooooooooong time ago.

  42. Amazon Ashley Topless Nipple Slip Pasties Madame Jojos Nightclub
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I still think it’s a man.

  43. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    Miley looks high as a motherfucker. She just got out of the hospital. She shouldn’t be out partying.

  44. Dania Ramirez Side Boob Susan Lucci A&E Networks Upfront
    Cock Dr
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    Susan Lucci is still alive?

  45. Fred Durst Scruffy Beard Stupid Hat Red Pants
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    “Can you spare some change?”

    “Fuck off!”

  46. Miley Cyrus Screaming In Backseat Leaving Madame Jojos Nightclub
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    “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT OF SMACK???”
    “You snorted it all through your vagina!!!”
    “What are we gonna do now? I can’t face people looking like this whole sober!!”

  47. Jeffrey Dean Morgan Ray Liotta Full Beard A&E Networks Upfront
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    I don’t always stare vacantly into the distance, but when I do, I make sure my stunt double is compassionately undressing the viewer with his eyes.

  48. Simon Cowell Open Shirt Hairy Chest Lauren Silverman Cleavage Spring VIP Launch London Cabaret Club
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    A leading sign of being a douchebag is having a neck line lower than the married (to someone else) woman you knocked up.

  49. Steven Tyler Long Sweater Bedazzled Jeans
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    my body would not physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke to dress like that.

  50. Tobey Maguire Smoking Cigar Shaved Head
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    Fish, if you’re not going to give us something a bit more challenging, then I’m just going to log off..
    Just kidding: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!

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