The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.8.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed starting with Lindsey Pelas’ giant, giant breasts again, because I’m going to use these things to my full advantage until Dan Bilzerian accidentally shoots her. Yep, she hangs out with that douche, so now you can use that fun fact to pretend you find her unattractive. We’ve also got Pamela Anderson’s drunk nipples, the other lunatic at the Mad Max: Fury Road premiere, and a sweaty, shirtless Colin Farrell, if you’re into that kind of thing. I’m totally not, *prints out copy* I just tossed that in there *uncaps glue stick* for you ladies who find *sticks on new page in crush binder* terrible Irish actors hot.

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