The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.26.13

July 26th, 2013 // 356 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds us finally seated at Journalism’s big boy table where we’ve always belonged. And why not? Does that fact that we consistently and shamelessly post pictures of armpit vaginas make us disreputable? We’ll probably find out on Meet The Press this week when they take a break from discussing immigration reform to talk about Phoebe Price grabbing this guy’s dick. I can almost hear Chuck Todd now. “In a recent poll, 39% answered ‘Who?’ 15% answered ‘But that man is clearly a homosexual,’ while the remaining 46% answered ‘I don’t know, I only watch Hillbilly Handfishin’.’ But the real issue here is the President’s stance on Bret Michael‘s baldness. It’s totally why he’s always wearing those bandanas, you guys.”

The Superficial – Fair and Balan– HAHAHAHA Rob Reiner farted while eating a hotdog and it killed those Asian people!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maria Kouka Cleavage Boob Window Dress CelebBoutique Store Launch Party
    Hate Mongrel
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    Does this dress make my tits look fake?

  2. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
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    I’d plug both Kelly and Selena.

  3. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
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    Mel B. is one hot 40 year old.

  4. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
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    That ass is spectacular.

  5. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
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    Phoebe Price: now with Kung Fu grip.

  6. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Where’s the strap-on?

  7. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
    SIN
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    She looks ALOT better than she did a year ago.

  8. JWoww Roger Matthews
    icu
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    That awkward moment when you catch your reflection and have a self revelation “Oh man! I should do a murder suicide pact with this thing to my right and rid the world of our evil, servile douchiness. WE ARE what’s wrong with this world. WE ARE the stains in ‘Merica’s collective underwear. I’m gonna get on this as soon as…Hey look babe! PIZZA!!!! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!”

  9. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
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    Nice car, bitch!

  10. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
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    Nothing scary about that.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Did her step mom finally have that baby?

  12. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Jacuzzi nightmare
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    OVEREXPOSED!

  13. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    This chick always looks like she sat on a tack.

  14. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    Technically, in the last photo Reiner is giving Weiner head.

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Sexy.

  16. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
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    Kayley’s been face down in pints of Hagen-Das since Henry dumped her.

  17. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    Up, up and away. Right Dean?

  18. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
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    Give Geraldo his bra back.

  19. Judy Reyes Armpit Vagina Extra
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    I love Carla!

  20. JWoww Roger Matthews
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    That’s the most human expression I’ve seen JWoww display in public in years.

  21. Maria Kouka Cleavage Boob Window Dress CelebBoutique Store Launch Party
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    Katy Perry’s had some work done.

  22. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
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    Craig Kilborn sure has fallen on hard times…

  23. Paul McCartney Kissing Mark Featherstone Witty LIPA Graduation Ceremony Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
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    Nicholson recoils from McCartney’s untoward advances.

  24. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
    tlmck
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    To her surprise, it was only one of his nunchucks.

  25. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
    smoozy
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    plug selena’s new self branded butt plug

  26. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
    mammomax
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    Wasn’t she at one point a RILF? Republican I’d Like to….

  27. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    and some say the missionary position isn’t popular anymore!

  28. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
    BorrisMorris
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    “And I-eeeee-I-eeee-I-eeeee-I will always love you… holy shit, don’t you drop me Kevin Costner”

  29. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
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    I’m 29 and I believe in Medical Marijuana and Gay Marriage aren’t I special wheeee
    Shut up, Meghan

  30. Paul McCartney Kissing Mark Featherstone Witty LIPA Graduation Ceremony Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
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    “I know it was you, Witty. You BROKE MY HEART!”

  31. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    “More wine?”
    “Hoda!”

  32. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
    webtard
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    Yeah, uhm, you guys might be interested in something called the interweb. It has a lot of naked girls. Most of them have asses like that.

  33. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
    webtard
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    Ten bucks says she’s thinking about cake and ice cream.

  34. Dina Lohan
    crb
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    Yeeeah, so what I just fahted a fried calamar inna dis here handbag! -WhayagonnaDOabahtit, HUH?!!!

  35. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Cara
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    You guys are so terrible…but so fuckiing funny! I didn’t even think of anything sexual when I saw this picture but as men that’s all you saw! Love you guys!

  36. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Bigalkie
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    Red Rocket Red Rocket

  37. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Odbarc
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    “I thought the dog Ireland style!”

  38. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Odbarc
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    Bob Saget?

  39. Judy Reyes Armpit Vagina Extra
    Odbarc
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    Are those her testicles sticking out of her armpit?!

  40. JWoww Roger Matthews
    Hopeless Romantic
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    Dumb and Dumberer. Now shooting.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Isn’t that illegal?

  42. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    With those eyes, he could be a Peeping Tony!

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Not all dog collars are for fashion.

  44. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
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    She’s got daddy’s turkey neck, now all she needs is his bulging left cheek.

  45. Judy Reyes Armpit Vagina Extra
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    Pussy or armpit?

  46. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
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    From Baywatch to Beachwhale!

  47. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
    JJ
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    adventador is better

  48. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
    JJ
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    look at what all your suggestions to eat a sandwich has done to leanne Rimmes

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