The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.26.13

July 26th, 2013 // 356 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds us finally seated at Journalism’s big boy table where we’ve always belonged. And why not? Does that fact that we consistently and shamelessly post pictures of armpit vaginas make us disreputable? We’ll probably find out on Meet The Press this week when they take a break from discussing immigration reform to talk about Phoebe Price grabbing this guy’s dick. I can almost hear Chuck Todd now. “In a recent poll, 39% answered ‘Who?’ 15% answered ‘But that man is clearly a homosexual,’ while the remaining 46% answered ‘I don’t know, I only watch Hillbilly Handfishin’.’ But the real issue here is the President’s stance on Bret Michael‘s baldness. It’s totally why he’s always wearing those bandanas, you guys.”

The Superficial – Fair and Balan– HAHAHAHA Rob Reiner farted while eating a hotdog and it killed those Asian people!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
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    KELLY: “And be sure to buy “Available Now,” a new CD by Selena Gomez!”

  2. Jane Lynch Blowjob Face Walking Dog
    Batu Khan
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    Damn, why did I feed my dog chili!

  3. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    “Oh God, it’s in! Who’s a pretty boy now? Who’s a pretty boy?”

  4. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
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    “Aw…c’mon….I’ll lower my voice and talk about Jennifer Lopez while you do me from behind”

  5. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    Arnold Horshack finally realized that changing his name to Anthony Weiner to be taken more seriously in politics was a huge mistake.

  6. Denise Richards Cleavage Skinny Arms And Legs Holding Sons Hands
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    “Damn it, get back here! I KNEW I shouldn’t have given you two that second line after your lunch!!”

  7. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
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    The guy fight for his country and bangs smokin’ hot babes on all seven continents.

    He’s alright in my book.

  8. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
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    “Take me out to the ballgame,
    Take me out with the crowd,
    Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack,
    and cotton candy, and four hot dogs,
    and some nachos, and several beers,
    and a sausage on a stick,
    and a whole pizza,
    and some ice cream sandwiches,
    and some barbecue sandwiches,
    and some more beers,
    did I mention peanuts yet?
    and a frozen margarita,
    and a hamburger,
    and a cheeseburger,
    I don’t care if I never get back,”

  9. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
    Cock Dr
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    You can clearly see what a big burly red nosed ginger bear he’s going to be as he ages.

  10. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
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    Avril Lavigne’s mom is really into karate beginners.

  11. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
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    Isn’t it about time for her to be in a new movie where she plays a sad girl who can’t get a date?

  12. Jane Lynch Blowjob Face Walking Dog
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    I take my dog to many establishments, where permitted. Some stores advertise as “dog friendly” and leave treats and water bowls out. It increases patronage and customer retention amongst a subset of their clientele. If the owner doesn’t have a problem with it, I’m not sure why you would. You can always head to another business that exludes dogs, if that is your preference…assuming they allow you in.

    • If a place establishes itself as “dog friendly” then that’s a whole different thing. No problem. I’ll know not to go there and deal with the urine smell and dog hair my son is allergic to and out of control dogs that owners inexplicably let roam around (sometimes) and get in my toddler’s face. I like dogs. I just don’t want one sitting at the table next to me at while I eat my pasta. And I don’t want to run over one at Home Depot with a cart full of lumber either. I leave my dog at home for those outings.

    • You’re a fucktard

    • If it’s like some of the nail salons I’ve been to, they may paint Jane’s and the doggie’s nails. Hey if she’s paying, and they allow it, big whoop if the dog goes inside. That’s a poodle, BTW, they don’t shed.

  13. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    Looks like he got the wedding ring sized a little loose … easier to slip off while he’s, uh, displaying the merchandise.

  14. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    “Oh…my…God. Look at those Latin Women in Action! Carlos Danger likee!”

  15. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
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    Chris Brown said he could take his car for a spin if he agreed to fill it with premium and get the blood and mascara stains off his seats.

  16. Joshua Michael Stern Ashton Kutcher Jobs Q&A
    I'mCool
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    So apparently this is the point in the Q&A for ‘Jobs’ where they demonstrate their techniques for giving them.

  17. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
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    A who’s who of who the fuck are they?

  18. Denise Richards Cleavage Skinny Arms And Legs Holding Sons Hands
    PtC
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    Aren’t they technically Brooke Mueller’s kids? Denise popped out two girls if I’m not mistaken.

  19. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
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    It’ll cost you 50 smackers for him to untie your girlfriend from the railroad tracks.

  20. Paul McCartney Kissing Mark Featherstone Witty LIPA Graduation Ceremony Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
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    LIPAsuction.

  21. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
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    Wario reports for his first day on-air with Fox News.

  22. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
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    70 is the new deceased.

  23. JWoww Roger Matthews
    PtC
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    Holy douchebrows

  24. Denise Richards Cleavage Skinny Arms And Legs Holding Sons Hands
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    “It’s daddy’s visitation day. Just keep running! He might remember this week, dammit, run!”

  25. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
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    “And I was afraid that I wouldn’t amount to anything, but then fortunately, when I was born, my mum was the Queen, so see?
    You should all have hope too!”

  26. Joshua Michael Stern Ashton Kutcher Jobs Q&A
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    What the camera doesn’t show you is the completely empty theater.

  27. Dina Lohan
    PtC
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    She looks like she’s walking around with his load in her mouth.

  28. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    reinhard heidrich
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    nice nose

  29. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    “Pink. And yes, I like pink very much, Hoda.”

  30. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
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    She might be the second-tier product of a long over, idiotic pop group, but Mel B keeps it poppin;.

  31. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
    reinhard heidrich
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    what is a Hoda? what is a Kotb? is that a real name??sounds like a bad acronym

  32. JWoww Roger Matthews
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    “What the hell is that?”
    “I don’t know WHAT that is!”
    “Oh, I know what that is!”
    “What the hell WAS that?”

  33. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Maoix
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    Thought that was a baboon for a second (and feared for the pug’s safety as a result).

  34. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Cock Dr
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    It looks like it still has the store tag on it.
    Brett told an intellectually disabled FOX intern to make sure some bras were thrown onto the stage while the cameras were rolling…he didn’t specify that the bras needed to come off of real live breasts.

  35. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
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    Is she behind that fat lady?

  36. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    glad I got standards that I will NOT do this.

  37. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
    KC
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    And just like the Dodgers, he choked when it counted most.

  38. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    With enough money you could build her from the ground up.

  39. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
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    Meghan McCain on The Grove in Los Angeles. (July 25, 2013)

  40. Joshua Michael Stern Ashton Kutcher Jobs Q&A
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    “So then blahblahblahblahblahblahblah”

  41. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
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    She looks like the dead walrus they were trying to pull out of the water on this week’s “Deadliest Catch”.

  42. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
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    (furiously masturbating)
    “The…the devil’s making me do this!! Gahhhhh!”

  43. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    They pulled him out of his box/house and promised him all the hooch he could chug before 10am to co-host. It’s known as the standard Gifford deal.

  44. JWoww Roger Matthews
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    6 months from now, you won’t be able to tell who is who

  45. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
    Maoix
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    The world was your oyster and all you had to do is resist the ice cream.

  46. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Minky Wail
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    Is he scowling, or is that shrinkage?

  47. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    Hold on. Something’s missing here…no, no, give me a minute… I’ll get it.

  48. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
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    ” Hey ladies, today only I’m selling my new line of autographed vintage braziers from the back of my ’91 Ford Ranger! $20 each or 2 for $35! Who’s ready to rock affordably?!”

  49. JWoww Roger Matthews
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    A surprise G.E.D. exam for their new reality show.

  50. Jane Lynch Blowjob Face Walking Dog
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    The first time her mouth has ever made that shape.

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