The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.26.13

July 26th, 2013 // 356 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds us finally seated at Journalism’s big boy table where we’ve always belonged. And why not? Does that fact that we consistently and shamelessly post pictures of armpit vaginas make us disreputable? We’ll probably find out on Meet The Press this week when they take a break from discussing immigration reform to talk about Phoebe Price grabbing this guy’s dick. I can almost hear Chuck Todd now. “In a recent poll, 39% answered ‘Who?’ 15% answered ‘But that man is clearly a homosexual,’ while the remaining 46% answered ‘I don’t know, I only watch Hillbilly Handfishin’.’ But the real issue here is the President’s stance on Bret Michael‘s baldness. It’s totally why he’s always wearing those bandanas, you guys.”

The Superficial – Fair and Balan– HAHAHAHA Rob Reiner farted while eating a hotdog and it killed those Asian people!!

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. JWoww Roger Matthews
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Sure she’s got big tits but she sucks as a ventriloquist, I totally saw her mouth move!

  2. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
    Commented on this photo:

    And apparently he doesn’t seem to be coming across as the doting uncle hence, he is involved in this crusade.

  3. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    PLASTIC.

  4. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    His sexting buddy complained that after Weiner would orgasm he was quick to flee the keyboard. So he wasn’t just a cheating sexting internet pervert, he was a lousy cheating sexting internet pervert.

  5. Paul McCartney Kissing Mark Featherstone Witty LIPA Graduation Ceremony Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bad touch! Bad touch!”

  6. Joshua Michael Stern Ashton Kutcher Jobs Q&A
    Commented on this photo:

    “Next question… You sir, in the back.”
    “You’re a douche!”
    “That’s not a question.”
    “Oh excuse me. WHY are you such a douche?”

  7. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Commented on this photo:

    her nipples are missing their daily dose of Viagra.

  8. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    “Here you go, Jonah Hill!”

  9. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep looking through the binoculars. We will just enjoy the view from the back.

  10. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
    kurgen99
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, can’t a guy eat a Dodger Dog in peace?

  11. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    What a waste of a good bra.

  12. JWoww Roger Matthews
    Commented on this photo:

    All they need is Jaden Smith there and we could have a trifecta of confusion.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d pay to watch it..

  14. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    best ass in Hollywood

  15. JWoww Roger Matthews
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude has PAST the border of being metro to now being just foppish.

  16. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
    Commented on this photo:

    “If there are no further questions, I will be going back to my hotel room for some excessive drinking and fornication all at the British taxpayers expense.”

  17. Maria Kouka Cleavage Boob Window Dress CelebBoutique Store Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever that is, it looks like it is on backwards.

  18. Dina Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Piece of shit.

  19. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Still can’t get past that face.

  20. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks straight out of the park. Trailer park.

  21. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    Ripa: “Oh my God, I didn’t know she was a singer!”
    Gelman: “Well, she isn’t…but we still have to plug her CD.”

  22. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Quit throwing me this bra! I’m an A-cup!”

  23. Jane Lynch Blowjob Face Walking Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Korean nail tech: “I do for you. Pick colla.” Leave dog in back.”

    It’s dinner time for them now.

  24. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    Carlos Danger, my ass. More like Lenny Milquetoast.

  25. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what the singer from A-Ha is up to.

  26. Dina Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    While Lindsay is in rehab, Dina continuously shops on her dime. Way to go.

  27. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your powers of Whoredom have no affect on me…C’mon! Seriously, look at my hair! I’m as gay as springtime.”

  28. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
    Commented on this photo:

    No camouflage?

  29. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
    Commented on this photo:

    And…nobody cares.

  30. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone give this back to Bill O’ Reilly?”

  31. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why was this in my pants?!”

  32. JWoww Roger Matthews
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    As Roger Matthews begins the slow descent into being America’s own Ricky Gervais…minus the wit.

  33. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
    Commented on this photo:

    If she closes her mouth she will forget where her food goes.

  34. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, it’s a guy in a wig and a tourist shop cowboy hat.

  35. Maria Kouka Cleavage Boob Window Dress CelebBoutique Store Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Dressmaker:” …and to cover up that hideous girdle we have a lovely dress… Where did she go?”

  36. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    So, this is a thing now, right? This is a career for this chick?

  37. JWoww Roger Matthews
    Commented on this photo:

    I haven’t see a guy groomed that well since RuPaul took off his costume.

  38. Maria Kouka Cleavage Boob Window Dress CelebBoutique Store Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she’s got the right idea.

  39. Jane Lynch Blowjob Face Walking Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the fuck do people…not just celebrities…think it’s okay to take their dogs inside businesses and restaurants and other public places. It’s fucking rude.

  40. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    “A hundred hot dogs with cheese in my mouth, a hundred hot dogs with cheese, take one down, look all around, then put hot dog forty-three in my mouth!”

  41. Joshua Michael Stern Ashton Kutcher Jobs Q&A
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time the subject turned to acting Ashton started fidgeting uncomfortably in his chair.

  42. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mr Rivera please read our script for an exciting live action Mr PotatoHead TV series. We think you’d be PERFECT”.

  43. Dina Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nyah Nyah! I got a sugar daddy!”
    “You better be worth my Applebee’s gift card.”

  44. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, children. If you believe strong enough maybe you too will be reborn as a royal.

  45. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    why do all celebrity pics turn out so blurry? i mean come on already.

    • Courtkney

      It’s the quickie cellphone version of photoshop. They couldn’t very well post their unedited clear pics because then you would realize something’s up.

  46. Judy Reyes Armpit Vagina Extra
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    CARLA!

  47. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Commented on this photo:

    The more of these photos I see, the more I am convinced that her previous hairstylist deserves half of her wealth.

  48. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look what the cougar dragged in.”

  49. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Poupette
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the royal baby?

  50. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yep…..I look like a fucking goblin!”

Leave A Comment