The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.26.13

July 26th, 2013 // 356 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which finds us finally seated at Journalism’s big boy table where we’ve always belonged. And why not? Does that fact that we consistently and shamelessly post pictures of armpit vaginas make us disreputable? We’ll probably find out on Meet The Press this week when they take a break from discussing immigration reform to talk about Phoebe Price grabbing this guy’s dick. I can almost hear Chuck Todd now. “In a recent poll, 39% answered ‘Who?’ 15% answered ‘But that man is clearly a homosexual,’ while the remaining 46% answered ‘I don’t know, I only watch Hillbilly Handfishin’.’ But the real issue here is the President’s stance on Bret Michael‘s baldness. It’s totally why he’s always wearing those bandanas, you guys.”

The Superficial – Fair and Balan– HAHAHAHA Rob Reiner farted while eating a hotdog and it killed those Asian people!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
    brick
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    Still the best!

  2. Denise Richards Cleavage Skinny Arms And Legs Holding Sons Hands
    brick
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    No mistaking the one on the right!

  3. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
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    Did his hair stand up when she grabbed him by the mouse?

  4. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
    ksmack
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    And who is this douche again?

  5. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
    Ronaldo
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    Nice booty

  6. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
    Monsignor Nelson
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    “Selena Gomez’s new CD is available now
    … at a railroad station near you!”

  7. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
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    Another Dodger fan consumed by the Reiner.

  8. Kelly Ripa Michael Gelman Holding Selena Gomez Plug Cue Card
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    And by “Plug” they mean “this is literally how we insert thoughts into her head – through the same hole they come out of.” I hope the next gerenation will at LEAST have a hidden USB slot.

  9. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
    Frank Burns
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    “Has anyone seen my shirt?”

  10. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    “And for this weeks edition of Weiners and Losers…”

  11. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
    Frank Burns
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    “Just what do you mean by ‘Can I see my career from there’?”

  12. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    “So, tell me more about this… shaving.”

  13. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Still not gonna watch it.

  14. Prince Harry The Sentebale Stories of Hope Exhibition Showcase
    Frank Burns
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    “I do believe in hope. Right now, I’m hoping last night’s condom didn’t have a hole in it. I’m hoping that the rash I have on my twig and berries doesn’t require another shot of penicillin. And, I’m hoping that when he’s a young man, my nephew George will bring around some ladies for his favorite uncle.”

  15. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
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    Aw geez, look at dis meathead here, stuffing his face again.

  16. Paul McCartney Kissing Mark Featherstone Witty LIPA Graduation Ceremony Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
    Smapdi
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    “Listen mate, don’t tell anyone, but I’ll give $100 if you smuggle me a double cheeseburger with bacon.”

  17. Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    Wunderbar
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    Our daily nipples.

  18. Bret Michaels Holding Bra FOX & Friends
    Smapdi
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    “Dammit, grandma!”

  19. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
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    I call this the whack on, whack off technique.

  20. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
    Batu Khan
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    Jessica Biel’s ass must be made of weapons grade titanium to be such a delicious firm apple despite being pounded by Timberlake. Sorry to put that image in your head.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    “Dammit! Put me back on dry land or I will piss in your bellybutton!”

  22. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
    Cock Dr
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    How can I mock an old comedian in full public culinary ecstasy?
    Looks like quite an exciting game there….jeez.

  23. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
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    Not pictured: The car is blocking Aaron sitting on a bench, waiting for the bus.

  24. JWoww Roger Matthews
    alex
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    These two look PERFECT together. Just check out his shapely eyebrows….And her busted up face.

  25. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
    Juch
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    They are missing one essential item.

  26. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Doin’ it doggie style.

  27. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
    Panda Bear
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    Feed me a stray dog.

  28. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    Disappointed because he thought “Latin Women in Action” was a swingers group.

  29. Dina Lohan
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    I didn’t know she was dating Tim Robbins now. Good job, Dina!

  30. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Green Skinny Jeans
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    In Jack Nicholas voice, “That’s a great ass!”

  31. Rob Reiner Eating Hot Dog At Dodgers Game
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    I can’t tell if that asian guy is sleeping, or if I’m just a racist.

  32. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Batu Khan
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    You know what he’s thinking about… tacos. Delicious, soft, sour cream filled tacos. Maybe even two at the same time.

  33. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
    Rico Jones
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    Spending his money wisely I see.

  34. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Dog Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Same face.

  35. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    Picking up new women to sext. He’s an equal opportunity sexter with a face that only a mother could love.

  36. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    “Sigh…not one phone number on the ‘sign up for text message updates’ list”

  37. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Good job ladies!Let’s shoot it again with the dresses off.

  38. AnnaSophia Robb Carrying Lindsey Gort The Carrie Diaries Set
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    She’s got cankles.

  39. Nicole Eggert Butt Cut Off Jean Shorts Weight Loss
    Rico Jones
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    I’d still.

  40. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
    Smapdi
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    “Damn, if I don’t win over the female voters, I’m certainly going to be defeated . . . hey, did I just say feet? . . . oooh yah baby, feet!”

  41. Phoebe Price Cleavage Grabbing Grabbing Karate Instructor Penis
    Batu Khan
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    Can’t take my eyes off that cleavage. Maybe music will help… Bow chicka wow wow…. DAMN!

  42. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
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    Does he resemble the Burger King dude?

  43. Anthony Weiner Smirking Latin Women In Action Mayoral Forum
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    They thought they were inviting Carlos Danger. Awkward.

  44. Meghan McCain Fat Jowls Extra
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    Mojitos and red wine at 7:00am…”So Dean, how is the career going?”

  45. Aaron Paul Lamborghini
    Batu Khan
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    Driving a Lamborghini will not make you a douche. Being Aaron Paul will.

  46. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
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    “Why is Geraldo just standing there naked and grinning like an idiot?”
    “Shut up Deborah! Just keep walking with your head down and don’t make eye contact or any sudden moves!”

  47. Geraldo Rivera In Crowd Of People Fox Studios
    Mista Snazzy
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    Look at that Schnoz, Wowzers!!!!!

  48. Hoda Kotb Dean Cain Pouring Wine The Today Show
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    Mojitos and red wine at 7:00am…”So Dean, how is the career going?”

  49. Mel B Butt Spandex Dress Empire Stat Building
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    Looking for the father of her next child.

  50. Judy Reyes Armpit Vagina Extra
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    She’s invented the “armpit testicle”

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