The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Cherokee Woman
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    A-tsv-ya-i ge-sz-i Tsa-la-gi. Da-nu-wa a-na-s-gv-ti a-da-le-ni-ha.

  2. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    Miami Heat will be #1
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    Fat thighs, there Paris. Time to retreat to the celery diet.

  3. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    Miami Heat will be #1
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    You can poke him with your pole, just don’t try to kiss him on the mouth.

  4. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    cagster
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    Are you sure it’s called The Paperboy and not The Paperbag?

  5. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    cagster
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    Her breast is leaking all over her arm.

  6. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    when i look at this picture why does Popeye the sailor man come up?

  7. Kendra Wilkinson
    Drundel
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    She sorta looks like a chipmunk.

  8. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    me
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    she is so beautiful. :)

  9. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    Raaaaaaaa
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    hiding her left hand behind her back? yeah, i’d be ashamed to be married to matthew mcconaughey too..

  10. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    Very topographical!

  11. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Famous for boning a fossil. That’s it.

    Thanks to this picture, I can just hear the painful, grating squeal coming out of her big mouth. Yeesh…

  12. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    lahope
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    This generation’s Zsa Zsa Gabor

  13. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    I’ll bet the TSA just loves the tattoo…

  14. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Honey, give it up. “Coy” just isn’t in your repertoire.

  15. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    zomgbie
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    the other 99 just killed themselves.

  16. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    Looks like two puppies raslin under grannys finest doily. I just wanna give it a hug, with my penis.

  17. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    puddleduck
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    I thought Mary Ann got left behind on Gilligan’s Island.

  18. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    tlmck
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    Sarek and Lily Munster are Comanche?

  19. Mario Lopez
    El Jefe
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    His gay Spidey sense is tingling.

  20. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    El Jefe
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    WOW!

  21. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    tlmck
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    Even security turns away from the stench.

  22. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    tlmck
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    Looks about like the type of hook Spanish people would use.

  23. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
    tlmck
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    Wow! A pregnant lady!

  24. Mario Lopez
    tlmck
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    Been “hangin” with the Jonas Brothers again I see.

  25. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    tlmck
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    Pregnancy rumors? LOL

  26. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    tlmck
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    Alright! Who’s the idiot that sobered up Mischa!

  27. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    Vlad
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    The Scientologist catch and release program

  28. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    skidmark
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    how did she manage to age into a buff dude?

  29. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    tlmck
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    “Dude. When the girls get here, yours is the one in orange.”

  30. Kendra Wilkinson
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    “Exactly what the fuck makes you think my panties are in a twist?”

  31. Kendra Wilkinson
    Vlad
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    See, even in the year 2102, the paps still follow this woman for whatever reason. Congrats on getting a hold of a time machine, Superficial.

  32. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Genius
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    “No, I look like Mickey Rourke in the eighties, not now!”

  33. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    She’s always had a hot body. Unfortunately, she’s always had a face that looks like Manny Pacquiao has been using it as a speed bag, too.

  34. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    Rubber Chicken
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    The two guys on the left with shades, one is looking away and the other is blocking his view. Too bad they cannot escape the stink of the STD petridish.

  35. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    tlmck
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    Not shown: One of the best butts in the history of humankind.

  36. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Bigalkie
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    Casino profits are up. Look, we bought Johnny Depp

  37. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    tlmck
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    Looks like Ahnold’s type.

  38. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    Bigalkie
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    DOGGIE DOGGIE

  39. Mario Lopez
    Bigalkie
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    I’m having a moment

  40. Kendra Wilkinson
    tlmck
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    “I swear! This car remote is actually a highly classified secret weapon, so back off!”

  41. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    onlooker
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    She must have the same surgeon/dentist as Demi Moore, can’t tell them apart

  42. Kendra Wilkinson
    Maruli
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRE AND BLOOD!!!!

  43. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    Bigalkie
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    Fucking Marilyn Manson has a lasting effect

  44. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Which way to the Gathering of the Jugallo’s?

  45. Kendra Wilkinson
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    What a hick

  46. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    contusion
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    I am Gepetto! Have you seen my wooden boy?

  47. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    contusion
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    If we could just get that crazy monkey to attack her so she could get a face transplant…

  48. Kendra Wilkinson
    contusion
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    YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

  49. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Glenys
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    Mars Attacks!

  50. Mario Lopez
    Napoupi
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    Why is he slicking his hair back with his thumbs like that ? Only douches do that ! Oh… Wait…

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