Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.
Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?
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A-tsv-ya-i ge-sz-i Tsa-la-gi. Da-nu-wa a-na-s-gv-ti a-da-le-ni-ha.
Fat thighs, there Paris. Time to retreat to the celery diet.
You can poke him with your pole, just don’t try to kiss him on the mouth.
Are you sure it’s called The Paperboy and not The Paperbag?
Her breast is leaking all over her arm.
when i look at this picture why does Popeye the sailor man come up?
Where all I hear is ‘Giggity Giggity’!!
She sorta looks like a chipmunk.
she is so beautiful. :)
hiding her left hand behind her back? yeah, i’d be ashamed to be married to matthew mcconaughey too..
Very topographical!
Famous for boning a fossil. That’s it.
Thanks to this picture, I can just hear the painful, grating squeal coming out of her big mouth. Yeesh…
This generation’s Zsa Zsa Gabor
I think that’s her grand aunt or godmother.
I’ll bet the TSA just loves the tattoo…
I’m thinking the Arabic tat might be a good excuse to strip search her.
Honey, give it up. “Coy” just isn’t in your repertoire.
the other 99 just killed themselves.
Looks like two puppies raslin under grannys finest doily. I just wanna give it a hug, with my penis.
I thought Mary Ann got left behind on Gilligan’s Island.
Sarek and Lily Munster are Comanche?
His gay Spidey sense is tingling.
WOW!
Even security turns away from the stench.
Looks about like the type of hook Spanish people would use.
Wow! A pregnant lady!
Been “hangin” with the Jonas Brothers again I see.
Pregnancy rumors? LOL
Alright! Who’s the idiot that sobered up Mischa!
The Scientologist catch and release program
how did she manage to age into a buff dude?
“Dude. When the girls get here, yours is the one in orange.”
“Exactly what the fuck makes you think my panties are in a twist?”
See, even in the year 2102, the paps still follow this woman for whatever reason. Congrats on getting a hold of a time machine, Superficial.
“No, I look like Mickey Rourke in the eighties, not now!”
She’s always had a hot body. Unfortunately, she’s always had a face that looks like Manny Pacquiao has been using it as a speed bag, too.
The two guys on the left with shades, one is looking away and the other is blocking his view. Too bad they cannot escape the stink of the STD petridish.
Not shown: One of the best butts in the history of humankind.
Casino profits are up. Look, we bought Johnny Depp
Looks like Ahnold’s type.
DOGGIE DOGGIE
I’m having a moment
“I swear! This car remote is actually a highly classified secret weapon, so back off!”
She must have the same surgeon/dentist as Demi Moore, can’t tell them apart
FIRE AND BLOOD!!!!
Fucking Marilyn Manson has a lasting effect
Which way to the Gathering of the Jugallo’s?
What a hick
I am Gepetto! Have you seen my wooden boy?
If we could just get that crazy monkey to attack her so she could get a face transplant…
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Mars Attacks!
Why is he slicking his hair back with his thumbs like that ? Only douches do that ! Oh… Wait…