Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.
Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?
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“Thuferin’ suckatash!!”
And then to think this is how she looks with the help of stylists, makeup artists and hairdressers…
Take a good look, London. This is the ass that should have launched a thousand web pages.
So true, man. So true!
Goldie Hawn in Los Angeles. Photo taken from Cleveland.
On my shirt? Just water, just water… and there’s what on my head? Oh this? Hair gel, see?
She actually looks better in this picture than in most of the ones she takes these days. I feel like she tries to give the same pouty look she gave before the surgery, but with her new lips it just usually looks terrible. A tleast here she’s not trying too hard.
I thought she did a great job on “The O.C.” She must be one fucked up individual to let a nice career go to waste.
I think he and Lori Petty cancelled eachother out. That’s why neither exists anymore.
Bodybags come in earth tones now? Did Lindsay design this?
She might be working the Motel 6, but at least she isn’t barefoot like some hos who shall remain nameless.
why is she EVERYWHERE? oh right, the massive tits. i just want to grab those chubby cheeks, her face is so round and she reminds me of a cherub
It’s the villain mask from Communion! I knew I recognised it.
That plastic surgeon is an a-hole.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076150/
My eyes, Bleach – Please!
Does this mean he can build a casino now?
“I’m warning you – stop waving that red cape!”
He looks like a praying mantis with hair
“Yes, hi … I’m having a problem with Windows.”
Gwyneth on a really bad day.
Mario come at you like bull….see my horns?….I am like bull….
black people turning white, white people turning orange, what a world!
You can forget the Pedi honey, it ain’t gonna help!
I’m Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Was it Dr. Zhivago Night or something?
nice dress Pocahontas
Worst Dick Tracy ever.
“I’m Dick Tracy! Take that, Pruneface! Now I’m Prune Tracy! Take that—”
No problem with this one. Honey are there any more towels
She represents AIDS well.
“Mommy, can I ride on the one with the rotting saddle?” –Toddler, a day after this event
Not sure about her face but she does have great skin on her body for her age! It looks better then some twenty yr olds!
And he’s trying to dupus into thinking he’s still relevant.
She’s really a beautiful woman. I actually like the Victorian style of this look. She’s not all fake tits and spray-on-tan… This is conducive to my interests.
Well… spray-on tan, at least. But her fake tits are rather tastefully done.
Sorry, dude, they’re real.
Dude, I wouldn’t be surprised that her boobs are fake. A high percentage of breast implants droop. Unfortunately, it happened to a friend of mine. She didn’t want highly-placed bolt-ons but she didn’t expect them to droop almost to National Geographic tribal woman levels.
Moral of the story: Ladies, DON”T GET IMPLANTS!!!
Apparently paying the paps to Photoshop the pics as they’re taking them.
Ok, plastic surgery to correct whatever the accident caused but she obviously went above and beyond. She probably would of looked a lot better if she had left all the rest alone.
Correction: J-Woww will be Janice Dickinson in about three years.
Jeez, what I said really wasn’t that shocking.
Hey, look! It’s everyone’s favorite penis confuser!
Where’s her baggy eyed date?
Blond, angry Octomom.
The office receptionist you always wanted to f*ck and not brag about it.
“Mr. Hasselhoff, I’m ready for my close up.”
amFAR is also how she describes her distance from a real Hollywood career.
Even the strap is twisting and turning like hell!
What Sharpie color is that? Basic Brown?
She’s a mess! Arabic writing, Chola brows, Playmate tits, 80′s nails.
Damn your eyes! Too late!
What’s up with that tittie? It looks like there’s a string under it or something? I’d be willing to do a little investigating none the less.
Wow, these actors will act like absolute idiots to make a few bucks pushing their movies. How humiliating, if he’s willing to do all these idiotic stunts we’ve seen in the press lately, well I can just picture him taking’ it in the ass or blowing some fat Jew producer to get his first acting gigs.
Now she has been botoxed and had plenty of “Work” done. Sad.
I don’t get what people see in her. I just can’t get past her being dumber than a box of rocks.
He is already Cherokee. I sense a war brewing.