The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    FattyMcGee
    Commented on this photo:

    “Thuferin’ suckatash!!”

  2. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    And then to think this is how she looks with the help of stylists, makeup artists and hairdressers…

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Take a good look, London. This is the ass that should have launched a thousand web pages.

  4. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Goldie Hawn in Los Angeles. Photo taken from Cleveland.

  5. Mario Lopez
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    On my shirt? Just water, just water… and there’s what on my head? Oh this? Hair gel, see?

  6. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks better in this picture than in most of the ones she takes these days. I feel like she tries to give the same pouty look she gave before the surgery, but with her new lips it just usually looks terrible. A tleast here she’s not trying too hard.

  7. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she did a great job on “The O.C.” She must be one fucked up individual to let a nice career go to waste.

  8. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he and Lori Petty cancelled eachother out. That’s why neither exists anymore.

  9. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Bodybags come in earth tones now? Did Lindsay design this?

  10. Kendra Wilkinson
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    She might be working the Motel 6, but at least she isn’t barefoot like some hos who shall remain nameless.

  11. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she EVERYWHERE? oh right, the massive tits. i just want to grab those chubby cheeks, her face is so round and she reminds me of a cherub

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the villain mask from Communion! I knew I recognised it.
    That plastic surgeon is an a-hole.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076150/

  13. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    My eyes, Bleach – Please!

  14. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this mean he can build a casino now?

  15. Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m warning you – stop waving that red cape!”

  16. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a praying mantis with hair

  17. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, hi … I’m having a problem with Windows.”

  18. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwyneth on a really bad day.

  19. Mario Lopez
    Dave J
    Commented on this photo:

    Mario come at you like bull….see my horns?….I am like bull….

  20. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    black people turning white, white people turning orange, what a world!

  21. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    You can forget the Pedi honey, it ain’t gonna help!

  22. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

  23. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Was it Dr. Zhivago Night or something?

  24. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    nice dress Pocahontas

  25. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst Dick Tracy ever.

  26. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    Kim Jong Kadashian
    Commented on this photo:

    No problem with this one. Honey are there any more towels

  27. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    SupaDupa
    Commented on this photo:

    She represents AIDS well.

  28. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mommy, can I ride on the one with the rotting saddle?” –Toddler, a day after this event

  29. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure about her face but she does have great skin on her body for her age! It looks better then some twenty yr olds!

  30. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    And he’s trying to dupus into thinking he’s still relevant.

  31. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s really a beautiful woman. I actually like the Victorian style of this look. She’s not all fake tits and spray-on-tan… This is conducive to my interests.

    • Jason

      Well… spray-on tan, at least. But her fake tits are rather tastefully done.

      • Sorry, dude, they’re real.

      • Devilish Diva

        Dude, I wouldn’t be surprised that her boobs are fake. A high percentage of breast implants droop. Unfortunately, it happened to a friend of mine. She didn’t want highly-placed bolt-ons but she didn’t expect them to droop almost to National Geographic tribal woman levels.
        Moral of the story: Ladies, DON”T GET IMPLANTS!!!

  32. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently paying the paps to Photoshop the pics as they’re taking them.

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, plastic surgery to correct whatever the accident caused but she obviously went above and beyond. She probably would of looked a lot better if she had left all the rest alone.

  34. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Correction: J-Woww will be Janice Dickinson in about three years.

  35. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez, what I said really wasn’t that shocking.

  36. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, look! It’s everyone’s favorite penis confuser!

  37. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s her baggy eyed date?

  38. Kendra Wilkinson
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Blond, angry Octomom.

  39. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    The office receptionist you always wanted to f*ck and not brag about it.

  40. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mr. Hasselhoff, I’m ready for my close up.”

  41. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    amFAR is also how she describes her distance from a real Hollywood career.

  42. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the strap is twisting and turning like hell!

  43. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    What Sharpie color is that? Basic Brown?

  44. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    clucky
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a mess! Arabic writing, Chola brows, Playmate tits, 80′s nails.

  45. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn your eyes! Too late!

  46. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Skink
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with that tittie? It looks like there’s a string under it or something? I’d be willing to do a little investigating none the less.

  47. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    Skink
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, these actors will act like absolute idiots to make a few bucks pushing their movies. How humiliating, if he’s willing to do all these idiotic stunts we’ve seen in the press lately, well I can just picture him taking’ it in the ass or blowing some fat Jew producer to get his first acting gigs.

  48. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    Skink
    Commented on this photo:

    Now she has been botoxed and had plenty of “Work” done. Sad.

  49. Kendra Wilkinson
    Skink
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get what people see in her. I just can’t get past her being dumber than a box of rocks.

  50. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Miami Heat will be #1
    Commented on this photo:

    He is already Cherokee. I sense a war brewing.

Leave A Comment