The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    Cock Dr
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    Another nice looking gal in the process of remaking herself into a freak with cosmetic surgeries and ink.

  2. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
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    100 bonus points for not dressing like Janice Dickenson, 1000 points if you run her over.

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Lion-o
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    Cute but majorly overrated. Small tits compared to her big frame.

  4. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    Mickey01232000
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    Paris Hilton along with Kim Kardashian proving that Cannes is not just limited to people with talent!

  5. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Mickey01232000
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    Separated at birth from Marc Anthony!

  6. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    EricLr
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    Hey…you’re not a movie producer.

  7. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    Mickey01232000
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    Even with a beard and hat he still looks like a putz!

  8. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    Haddo01
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    Lindsay.

  9. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
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    No, not even naked.

  10. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    I’m a little disturbed that there isn’t a single black man saying it all with his eyes anywhere in the background. I mean there’s like 40 people there.

  11. Mario Lopez
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    “No, I wanna play Bullwinkle. See I can do a moose…”

  12. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Minky Wail
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    I can’t pronounce it, but his Comanche name translates to “water pouch woman uses to wash baby hole”.

  13. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Crissy
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    Will anyone tell me why this guys mouth looks like he has been sucking on a cows anus?

  14. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    “Of course I’m the real Richard Greico. You can tell by my dimples.”

  15. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
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    She must have stolen those size 16-1/2 flip-flops from Khloe Kardashian.

  16. Mario Lopez
    Minky Wail
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    “The hair gel…it’s…eating…my…mind…”

  17. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
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    He got a discount ticket to the NSPCC Pop Art Ball by disguising himself as a Mexican.

  18. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    Minky Wail
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    There’s enough plastic in those sunglasses to make like two more of her.

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    Jennifer, there was a time I would offer to buy you a drink. But since I don’t drink anymore, how about a condo on the French Riviera?

  20. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
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    Jeez, she’s in London and everybody else is in either Cannes, Nice, London, or New York. Hollywood must be deserted.

  21. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    Minky Wail
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    I don’t think anyone has heart to tell him that the BBC doesn’t even show Wapner.

  22. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Hump? What hump?

  23. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    She’s pissing me off…she’s starting to look fuckable.

  24. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Now that’s a scorched Earth wardrobe malfunction.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    Perp walk

  26. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
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    Why does she always look like she’s trying to say Five fuzzy French frogs frolicked through the fields in France.

  27. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Obviously the accident didn’t effect that lovely pair of coconuts.

  28. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
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    Somebody just told him that “ball” has two meanings.

  29. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    Grandma done knitted that girl a nice dress.

  30. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Movies cure AIDS. Who knew?

  31. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    Marty Feldman had a daughter?

  32. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    K-Tron
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    Huh. She looks clean, rested, and healthy. She also looks like she fashioned Dina Lohan into a dress.

  33. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Hemorrhoid Rage.

  34. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Her tits dispense soft serve? Nice! I’ll take mine with sprinkles.

  35. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    “I cupped my hands but I don’t smell anyth … oh, wait. there it is.”

  36. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Freud was right. It IS all about the cock.

  37. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    FattyMcGee
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    “All right, all right fellas! You all know the drill; Line-up for the vagina on the right, line-up for the bung hole of the left. No looky-loos and no shoving and we’ll all get a turn. Thank you!”

  38. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    FattyMcGee
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    How is it that an actual human looks like a wonky photo shop project?

  39. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    FattyMcGee
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    Just like Julia Roberts’ character in Pretty Woman, everything except for kissing. Those are the rules.

  40. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Elf
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    Is Madame Tussauds having a touring exhibition?

  41. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
    FattyMcGee
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    If you stare at that dress long enough, it sort of looks like the Shroud of Turin but with Grace Jones, instead of Jesus. Not really funny, just… just… weird.

  42. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    FattyMcGee
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    “Dear God, I have got to remember to get those damn hair plugs! I’m running out of hats!”

  43. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    FattyMcGee
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    “That ass, so beautiful. So… so beautiful. They should have sent a poet.”

  44. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    FattyMcGee
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    Happening across the street was the far less popular, “amfAR’s Cinema FOR AIDS Party.”

  45. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    She’s dancing the Cannes-can’t.

  46. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    FattyMcGee
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    “Hey, anyone ever tell you, you look like Mischa Barton?”
    “Ha, ha! Actually I am Mischa Barton.”
    “Ha, ha! That’s hilarious!”
    “No, seriously, I am.”
    “Ok, whatever. Could we just order our Moons Over My Hammy, please?”

  47. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    FattyMcGee
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    “Ha, ha! Those pranksters at the health food store gave me the bottles with all the blank labels. Well, jokes on them – I can’t read.”

  48. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    FattyMcGee
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    I’m not really a boob man, but I don’t care. I would fuck the shit out of her so hard and… OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!?!

  49. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    Is that how you spell his name? Eh. Watch me not care.

  50. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    FattyMcGee
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    Rose McGowan is Chinese? Who knew?

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