The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    It looks like she’s holding in a turd.

  2. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    His excitement is palpable. Obviously more than a promotional stunt. Probably wondering what indigenous group he’ll have to infiltrate for his next film.

  3. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    Nice dress….neutral solid color goes with anything, and can be taken off in 2 seconds.

  4. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    Does she really need to be surrounded by a security detail? The world-renowned herpes isn’t enough?

  5. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    The term these days is Organ Grinder’s Assistant

  6. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Beginning the casting for the new Kim Kardashian reality dating show.

  7. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    What not to do after giving Adrian Grenier a handjob.

  8. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Cock Dr
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    She reminds me of a mule….with implants.

  9. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    this is not the kylie i fap to.

  10. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Oh, NOW I recognize her.

  11. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Are her teeth still growing?

  12. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    The difference is the Merry-go-round couldn’t take all those guys at once

  13. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Johnny P!
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    Whole wheat flapjacks, anyone?

  14. Will Smith El Hormiguero
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    Mental Note #12 – Kissing Will Smith near his mouth, not cool. Poking him with a stick from behind, cool.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    She is going to put Dunkin out of business when she finally delivers that huge doughnut.

  16. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Either his hats too small or his heads too big

  17. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    That right buttocks tryin to escape, Britney!

    (Im aware its not Britney)

  18. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    EricLr
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    We call him “Dresses With Thrift Store”

  19. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    SACKS OF CRAP….THEY COME IN PLEATHER NOW!

  20. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Devilish Diva
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    Hmmm, what do you get when you cross Criss Angel with Tim Burton?

  21. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    EricLr
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    That security guard on the left is thinking “I can turn my head away to keep from seeing it, but dear God I can’t close my nose too!!”

  22. Mario Lopez
    EricLr
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    Helllooo Justin Bieber.

  23. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    He’s trying to remember who he is.

  24. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    EricLr
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    Has she Botoxed her whole body at this point?

  25. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    EricLr
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    You see, the beard says I’m a *distinguished* douchebag.

  26. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    EricLr
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    Whose grandmother knitted that dress?

  27. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    something like
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    stinky smell

  28. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Buddy The Elf
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    Not pictured but present: Kurt Cobain and Tupac.

  29. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone misread her “Maxim Not 100″ invite.

  30. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    EricLr
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    Oh man, I’m marrying her. Pretty sure she’ll never stab me in my sleep for criticizing her cooking.

  31. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    it wasnt a cute pose the first time

  32. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    EricLr
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    If only the World Trade Center had been built out of whatever is holding that bra up.

  33. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    jeffiner
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    i can’t be the only one who notices that arm.

  34. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    EricLr
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    I like Indian women. It’s like dating a hispanic without the danger of getting stabbed.

  35. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Evil Monkey
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    I don’t see why people like her. By not seeing I mean her covered up tits.

  36. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    EricLr
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    For once, I *don’t* want to see cleavage.

  37. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    Evil Monkey
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    She saw a pole. It’s a reflex.

  38. Kendra Wilkinson
    EricLr
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    Get back! Don’t make me challenge you to a geography bee!!

  39. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    EricLr
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    The black man faces his mortal enemy–the deep end of the swimming pool.

  40. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
    EricLr
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    Why does she always look like she’s trying to find John Connor?

  41. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Evil Monkey
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    Bono’s long lost, less successful brother?

  42. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    Wonderful dress…but not hanging off of her.
    Color makes her look sick.

  43. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    nick
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    Michael! You’re back!

  44. Kendra Wilkinson
    Cock Dr
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    Bunny Rage

  45. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    Cock Dr
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    This is the Final Five isn’t it?
    Ah fuck.

  46. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    Evil Monkey
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    It takes curves to make such a dress look good. I like!

  47. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    Isn’t Lupus painful enough without having to run into this guy?

  48. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    He wants to put his wig wam in her pow wow.

  49. Will Smith El Hormiguero
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    “This one’s next for the auction block. Who will give me 1500 pesos?”

  50. Mario Lopez
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    His gaydar is on.

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