The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    I don’t get it. She’s not an actor, musician or model. Why is she there?

    Is there some sort of EU herpes quota I’m not aware of?

  2. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    did the Jim Henson company make another muppet i never heard of?

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    I hope that thongs never go out of fashion.

  4. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
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    At least the disturbing side boob distractes from her vacant doll-eyed expression.

  5. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    nope. now way is that guy gay. no way Jose.

  6. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    cc
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    Notice how she can walk the streets almost totally unmolested.

  7. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Judging by that urine sample, she needs a nephrologist.

  8. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    it’s almost like she wants me to fuck her.

  9. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Geez, a city that size and the pickings are THAT lean?

  10. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Generous amounts of white powder have been applied to the eyes to conceal her wrinkles…..they should have applied some powder below her tits too.

  11. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
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    She’s catching up to Meg Tilly.

  12. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    I guess the Maxim Hot 100 has now become as exclusive as the Hair Club for Men.

  13. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    MILF
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    Introducing: “Heap Big Bank Account”.

  14. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Someone has to work the beer tub. Get back to work!

  15. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    I’ve heard of soccer moms and tiger moms, but this is the first confirmed case of a Hooter’s mom I’ve ever seen.

  16. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    Who ever re-animated Suzanne Pleshette is still working the kinks out.

  17. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
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    We’re all stars now…in the duck show.

  18. Will Smith El Hormiguero
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    He’s used to restraining Travolta from poking people…

  19. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    MILF
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    Introducing “Heap Big Bank Account”.

  20. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
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    Someone please show her where the bathroom is.

  21. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Is the wonk eye the new European fashion trend? Maybe there’s some just some bad coke circulating the parties at Cannes.

  22. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    cc
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    If you feed her a carrot, you can get a better look at her ass.

  23. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    Urvag
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    El what is the show? El homo?

  24. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    That’s some hard f’ing living.

  25. Kendra Wilkinson
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    I can literally hear the COPS theme song in the background…

  26. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Granny is pissed!

  27. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    For him, he actually looks pretty decent here.

  28. Mario Lopez
    Urvag
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    Yes yes…travolta likes my sideburns extra greesy.

  29. Camila Alves Cleavage The Paperboy Premiere Cannes
    cc
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    What ‘meh’ looks like.

  30. Kendra Wilkinson
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    “Don’t follow me to Barnes and Noble in Pasadena, where I’m about to do a book signing at 4pm!”

  31. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Is that shit on her arm in arabic? those bolt on fakers are probably packed with plastic explosive.

    ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR

    *tits explode*

  32. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    More like ‘Dairy and the Hendersons’, amirite?

  33. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Check out that ugly leather handbag.

  34. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
    Urvag
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    Please zip up your dress. Your backbone is poking through.

  35. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    The Phantom
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    Her face reminds me of those ridiculous Little Miss America contestants. All the facial features of a 6 year old. No hip, legs like sticks. If it wasn’t for those floppy tits probably she wouldn’t be famous.

  36. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Someone just asked her to name her two favorite dairy products.

  37. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    So you want me to get you into the Roxbury?

  38. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Huh?
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    Looks like the Toby Maguire Spiderman 3 grin those silly kids put in their memes.

  39. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
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    We gotta go, they are serving sushi.

  40. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Her real eyebrows fled.

  41. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Photographer ‘Okay, now pick a booger, but make it look whimsical.’

  42. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Thee units of unicorn blood to keep her looking this way? I’m all for it.

  43. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    So that’s how porn stars learn their trade…make a tiny hole in the bottom and suck all the ice cream through.

  44. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    They’re remaking Up already?

  45. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    brit
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    Fantastic looking for 52 years old! Good show.

  46. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    cc
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    So, a fly goes to a picnic and says ‘I thought I smelled potato salad.’

  47. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Cock Dr
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    AWFUL

  48. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    Cock Dr
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    Hard to tell if he’s enjoying being on the receiving end of a pole or not.
    I’m gonna say he loves it and wants more.

  49. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    She’s got a nice backyard.

  50. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    Paris did have her legs wrapped around a stripper pole, but it suddenly disappeared.

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