The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Perspective
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    “I’m insanely excited to be here!” (twitch, twitch)

  2. Mario Lopez
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    Little Bunny Foo Foo

  3. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    I’m not sure what to write about this picture. Let’s see….hmmm….nope…nothing comes to mind.

  4. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Perspective
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    This AIDS party seems to be giving everyone rabies.

  5. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    ss109
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    It looks like that titty might be planning another escape

  6. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Reports say the Comanche struck terror in to the Atlantic City mob, took their women and stole their clothes. We talk with survivors.

  7. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    Perspective
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    “My dad is my hero” must be what he used to make her say during her training

  8. Mario Lopez
    Joaquin ingles
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    Apparently shadow animals can be LGBT too.

  9. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    Paulie Walnuts has “gon’ injin”!

  10. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    stacy
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    Nah, they just put a bag over her head and she wore a bikini.

  11. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
    cc
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    Breaking news…Paris Hilton attempts an upskirt and FAILS.

  12. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Definitely still doable.

  13. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    Ana
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    Kate Gosselin’s porn star look-alike?

    • it had to be said

      Whatever happened to ol’ Kate? And that douche she was married to. Fish ought to have a where are they now section.

  14. Mario Lopez
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    But Ferdinand just preferred to smell flowers

  15. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    stacy
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    Still a hot babe. Just saw her stills from a video and she looks like she is still in her 20′s, not 42.

  16. Will Smith El Hormiguero
    cc
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    Wheee, a black pinata!

  17. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Joe
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    Damn. She actually looks good. Must be having an LSD flashback.

    • DeucePickle

      I think it’s just a matter of her corralling those titties and not having nipples pointing in all directions all willy nilly.

  18. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    I love looking at cleavage and this lady has a beautiful pair of cleaves.

  19. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    MarkM
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    Even though Mr. Peanut is dressed casually…shouldn’t he still be using his monocle?

  20. Kendra Wilkinson
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    Even fame whores have to give the illusion that they don’t want the paps to follow them.

  21. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Your Message Here

  22. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    MarkM
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    Later she went to the “Cinema against idiots who walk off a $20 million a year tv show to pursue a non-existant film career” party.

  23. Kendra Wilkinson
    Joaquin ingles
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    “I’ll headbutt you. I swear to god I will.”

  24. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    I take it this is before he gave them smallpox blankets. Those who don’t learn from history…..

  25. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Jon Hex
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    “Sorry, Richard, but they’re not looking to remake Daredevil yet.”

  26. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
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    No the bag goes over your head not your body

  27. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    I’ve seen her look bad in the past, but I think this is the worst picture I’ve seen in…mmmm…forever? She looks awful.

  28. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
    cc
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    I guess she just stepped off that weigh scale in the background.

  29. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/25/Medical-Face-Shield-11043–2-340_340.jpg[/img]

  30. Brooke Burke Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Brooke Burke’s a real feel good name. It’s the sound that tells you a drain just got cleared.

  31. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
    the duderino
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    I think my eyes just got the crabs.

  32. Will Smith El Hormiguero
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    Missed his ass by a smidge. three tries for a dollar.

  33. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    cc
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    Hey, look at me, I am following in Mickey Rourke’s footsteps.

  34. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    yum.

  35. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    gnarla
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    Why does she keep trying to stick her finger up her nose?

  36. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    So that’s what lies beyond the wall in the north

  37. Mario Lopez
    I'mCool
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    Ta-tonka.

  38. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    cc
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    She’s in that new show Duck Dynasty.

  39. Brooke Burke Cleavage
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    Before they present the Mirrorball trophy, one last urine test for everyone.

  40. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
    yamayama
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    I didn’t know Kate Hudson’s Mom was Bret Michaels.

  41. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    I prefer her in a bikini….I eagerly await a nip slip.

  42. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
    cc
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    Something about this outfit says ‘Fisher Price’.

  43. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    ok what happened to JWow’s face?

  44. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    Johnny Depp is now a wagon burning, corn eating bastard.

  45. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    I heard his new Indian name is JPowWoww.

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    I'mCool
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    I don’t want to make any mean comments ’cause of the accident, so meet me halfway and stop being an attention whore.

    • McGowan is quoted as saying, “I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye.” After obtaining the services of a plastic surgeon, McGowan is reported to be suffering no long-lasting consequences from the incident.

      In her own words she was cut under the eye. UNDER ONE EYE. Here’s a mean comment. Shut the fuck up.

    • She was a psycho bitch before the accident and now she’s just bitter.

    • I’mCool – I;m sorry, I misread your comment. I thought you meant something else. Again sorry for not reading your comment correctly.

      • I'mCool

        I meant for her to stop being an attention whore.
        Mumra, you can’t hurt my feelings anyway; I’m imaginary.

    • But think of how good a job they did on her leg! I mean, you can’t even tell it used to be a machine gun!

  47. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    stacy
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    So thats where the terrorist are starting to hide the bombs.

  48. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    Everyone hop on the Valtrex carousel.

  49. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
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    This guy is such a cunt.

  50. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
    stacy
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    They started ticking.

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