Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.
Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?
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“I’m insanely excited to be here!” (twitch, twitch)
Little Bunny Foo Foo
I’m not sure what to write about this picture. Let’s see….hmmm….nope…nothing comes to mind.
This AIDS party seems to be giving everyone rabies.
It looks like that titty might be planning another escape
Reports say the Comanche struck terror in to the Atlantic City mob, took their women and stole their clothes. We talk with survivors.
“My dad is my hero” must be what he used to make her say during her training
Apparently shadow animals can be LGBT too.
Paulie Walnuts has “gon’ injin”!
Nah, they just put a bag over her head and she wore a bikini.
Breaking news…Paris Hilton attempts an upskirt and FAILS.
Yeah, I don’t understand how she didn’t flash her yam-yam while doing this.
Definitely still doable.
Kate Gosselin’s porn star look-alike?
Whatever happened to ol’ Kate? And that douche she was married to. Fish ought to have a where are they now section.
i can’t help but hope most of the entries would read like this:
dead in ditch, panties around ankles.
Around the ankles, not stuffed in the mouth? Good. That’d be creepy.
But Ferdinand just preferred to smell flowers
Still a hot babe. Just saw her stills from a video and she looks like she is still in her 20′s, not 42.
She’s still damn sexy! She’s 44 on Monday.
This isn’t a flattering picture of her face though lol. But yes, still very beautiful and looks young.
Wheee, a black pinata!
Damn. She actually looks good. Must be having an LSD flashback.
I think it’s just a matter of her corralling those titties and not having nipples pointing in all directions all willy nilly.
I love looking at cleavage and this lady has a beautiful pair of cleaves.
Even though Mr. Peanut is dressed casually…shouldn’t he still be using his monocle?
Even fame whores have to give the illusion that they don’t want the paps to follow them.
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Later she went to the “Cinema against idiots who walk off a $20 million a year tv show to pursue a non-existant film career” party.
Seriously. That was one dumbass move.
“I’ll headbutt you. I swear to god I will.”
I take it this is before he gave them smallpox blankets. Those who don’t learn from history…..
“Sorry, Richard, but they’re not looking to remake Daredevil yet.”
No the bag goes over your head not your body
I’ve seen her look bad in the past, but I think this is the worst picture I’ve seen in…mmmm…forever? She looks awful.
I guess she just stepped off that weigh scale in the background.
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Brooke Burke’s a real feel good name. It’s the sound that tells you a drain just got cleared.
I think my eyes just got the crabs.
Missed his ass by a smidge. three tries for a dollar.
Hey, look at me, I am following in Mickey Rourke’s footsteps.
yum.
Why does she keep trying to stick her finger up her nose?
How do you think she keeps her chest inflated?
So that’s what lies beyond the wall in the north
Ta-tonka.
She’s in that new show Duck Dynasty.
Before they present the Mirrorball trophy, one last urine test for everyone.
I didn’t know Kate Hudson’s Mom was Bret Michaels.
I prefer her in a bikini….I eagerly await a nip slip.
Something about this outfit says ‘Fisher Price’.
ok what happened to JWow’s face?
Johnny Depp is now a wagon burning, corn eating bastard.
I heard his new Indian name is JPowWoww.
I don’t want to make any mean comments ’cause of the accident, so meet me halfway and stop being an attention whore.
McGowan is quoted as saying, “I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye.” After obtaining the services of a plastic surgeon, McGowan is reported to be suffering no long-lasting consequences from the incident.
In her own words she was cut under the eye. UNDER ONE EYE. Here’s a mean comment. Shut the fuck up.
She was a psycho bitch before the accident and now she’s just bitter.
I’mCool – I;m sorry, I misread your comment. I thought you meant something else. Again sorry for not reading your comment correctly.
I meant for her to stop being an attention whore.
Mumra, you can’t hurt my feelings anyway; I’m imaginary.
But think of how good a job they did on her leg! I mean, you can’t even tell it used to be a machine gun!
So thats where the terrorist are starting to hide the bombs.
Everyone hop on the Valtrex carousel.
This guy is such a cunt.
They started ticking.