The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.25.12

May 25th, 2012 // 461 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.

Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    It looks like she’s wearing a blonde wig. Although, it is France, maybe she just went for the Marie Antoinette look.

  2. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    “Oh shit, do I have to live with these people now?”

  3. Paris Hilton Legs Upskirt Carousel Cannes
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    That dude in front is about to get full aerosol spray herpes in his ear. Explain that to your doctor.

  4. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
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    I like the collar. It nicely hides the seam where the body was attached.

  5. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    She looks like she’s marching behind the casket at a funeral. Finally burying the career, Chinny Chin Chin?

    • woodhorse

      a black nylon fat persons’ nightgown? Spent all your money on the plane ticket so you had to rob the hotel laundry for something to wear? And do you really think those welder’s goggles you are using for sunglasses match your flesh-colored lipstick? That look of determination lets me know you are going to barrel your way through to the front of the line…

  6. Mario Lopez
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    I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know. What. Sprayed. Across. His. Chest. At. All.

  7. Jeremy Piven Fedora Beard
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    This guy is such a douche. Did he not get the “winter wool hat” memo? Clown.

  8. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    Bonky
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    Johnny was perplexed as to why he was being adopted by the Comanche Nation tribe, but after learning his new name would be “White man with deep pockets”, he figured it out.

  9. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    I love her.

  10. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    If she’s there I have to assume that “Hot 100″ is a radio station in New York.

  11. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    cc
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    She should never have left the beach.

  12. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Dick Hell
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    Ouch! We finally sold the Brits on dentistry but now their eyes are all fucked up.

  13. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    Someone is very very freakishly excited to be there.

  14. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    The guy on the left is wearing the traditional Comanche sport coat.

  15. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    Oh…and nice mascara shithead!

  16. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
    Smapdi
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    Is she trying to inspire fear?

  17. Kendra Wilkinson
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    “Oh shit, are the guys from Playboy? I haven’t even shaved my assho. . . no wait, you’re just paps.”

  18. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    JanGator
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    The only thing grosser than flabby interior side-boob is flabby interior side-boob with rolls underneath.

  19. Mario Lopez
    Jill
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    “Don’t think gay thoughts don’t think gay thoughts… JOHN TRAVOLTA!!! Damn it.”

  20. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    Pretty sure her tattoo says “I am why you hate us.”

  21. Holly Henderson Cleavage Ice Cream
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    This is the problem with bolt ons. You have to make sure they’re still there.

  22. Will Smith El Hormiguero
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    It’s ok to poke black people with sticks in Spain?

  23. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
    cc
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    Pirates of the Caribbean themed casino coming soon. Oh wait…

    • Yeah, and Treasure Island more or less abandoned the pirate theme in 2003. And literally weeks before the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie opened.

  24. Johnny Depp Comanche Nation Tribe Induction
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    Not shown: a huge pile of money and lots of ass-kissing.

  25. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    Nostrildamus.

  26. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Esma
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    ewwwwww
    *snap *snap *snap*
    uh uhhh GIRLFRIEND! who the hell did your makeup!?
    What the hell is with you Jacksons wearing makeup WAY lighter than you NATURAL skin color. Joe Jackson must of damaged all of your self esteem- you can clearly see it.

    and by the way, your side boob looks like a wrinkled sausage.

  27. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    Jill
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    This guy has been not so secretly longing to say the words “Why yes I AM Johnny Depp!” for about 20 years now.

  28. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Paula Deen, in an alternate universe…

  29. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
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    Does lupus make you look like a turnip?

  30. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Rick
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    Michael?

  31. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
    Sheppy
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    Michael’s ALIVE!
    and has boobs???

  32. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
    Jill
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    her butt is so perky it looks angry… enjoy gentlemen?

  33. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    Smile. Angry pregnant women scare the shit our of people.

  34. Reese Witherspoon Bra See Through Dress Pregnant Belly
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    It looks like she’s at her career’s funeral.

  35. Julianna Marguiles Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    I’m against AIDS Parties too.

  36. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Knit Dress
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    You have to appreciate a dress that clings to her curves like that.

  37. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
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    the leather dress is the second former cow in this picture.

  38. Goldie Hawn Nipples Yoga Clothes
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    Oh fuck you, pokie fairy.

  39. Mischa Barton Legs Leather Minidress
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    She actually looks nice when she wears her burlap zipper sack.

  40. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Elvira with a bleach bottle.

  41. JWoww Cleavage Minidress Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    When she arrived, they crossed out the 100 and wrote 99 in.

  42. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Wonky Eyes
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    BOO!

  43. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
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    The female Mickey Rourke

  44. Kate Upton Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    Tom
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    For some reason she look “hairy” in this picture. Like she has a mustache. Anyone else seeing this??

  45. Richard Greico Red Sunglasses
    stacy
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    Greeso more like it.

  46. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
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    I spanked it to her a few times in the 80s.

  47. Janet Jackson Side Boob amfAR Gala Cannes
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    Boy when she was “In Control” she was hot. Now not so much.

  48. Rose McGowan Cleavage Plastic Surgery amfAR Gala Cannes
    Rick
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    Poor, poor Rose.

  49. Kylie Minogue Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s rare that someone is literally “long in the tooth”.

  50. Tara Reid Pale Cleavage amfAR Gala Cannes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Holy shit… Judi Dench looks great.

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