Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because our numbers indicate there are five of you reading this right now and we also calculated that booze is delicious. Anyway, today we’ve got an important status report regarding Rose McGowan‘s face since yesterday: Still Awful. Also, Mario Lopez wants you to know that when you mess with him, you get the horns. In your butt. Meanwhile, a heroic Spanish talk-show host attempts to help Will Smith fight off the gay thoughts and Paris Hilton defiles a children’s amusement.
Mommy, why’s the horsey melting?
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It looks like she’s wearing a blonde wig. Although, it is France, maybe she just went for the Marie Antoinette look.
“Oh shit, do I have to live with these people now?”
That dude in front is about to get full aerosol spray herpes in his ear. Explain that to your doctor.
Everyone knows you wear one of these if you’re going to be downwind of Paris’ vagina:
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OH GOD DAMMIT! Why can’t I add a pic?
This it?
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Yeah. That’s the one. How’d you find it?
I’m that good.
No one wants to see your face TomFrank
I like the collar. It nicely hides the seam where the body was attached.
She looks like she’s marching behind the casket at a funeral. Finally burying the career, Chinny Chin Chin?
a black nylon fat persons’ nightgown? Spent all your money on the plane ticket so you had to rob the hotel laundry for something to wear? And do you really think those welder’s goggles you are using for sunglasses match your flesh-colored lipstick? That look of determination lets me know you are going to barrel your way through to the front of the line…
Really, flesh colored lipstick? That’s your burn?
welders goggles. hahaha. Her whole face will stay white
I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know. What. Sprayed. Across. His. Chest. At. All.
I won’t say what it is, but its initials are Nectar of the Wanker.
How do you get “man juice,” “sperm,” or “jizz” out of that?
This guy is such a douche. Did he not get the “winter wool hat” memo? Clown.
Johnny was perplexed as to why he was being adopted by the Comanche Nation tribe, but after learning his new name would be “White man with deep pockets”, he figured it out.
I love her.
If she’s there I have to assume that “Hot 100″ is a radio station in New York.
She should never have left the beach.
Ouch! We finally sold the Brits on dentistry but now their eyes are all fucked up.
Thread ends here.
Yes, I wish I would have seen it before I bothered.
Winner!
Someone is very very freakishly excited to be there.
The guy on the left is wearing the traditional Comanche sport coat.
It’s made from the scalps of many busted gamblers.
Oh…and nice mascara shithead!
Are you sure there isn’t a Comanche Nation tribe-issued eyeliner?
Is she trying to inspire fear?
Duh! didn’t you watch Harry Potter? We don’t speak that name.
“Oh shit, are the guys from Playboy? I haven’t even shaved my assho. . . no wait, you’re just paps.”
The only thing grosser than flabby interior side-boob is flabby interior side-boob with rolls underneath.
“Don’t think gay thoughts don’t think gay thoughts… JOHN TRAVOLTA!!! Damn it.”
Pretty sure her tattoo says “I am why you hate us.”
Agreed, but pretty sure that is not the only thing about this photo that says that.
no, it’s in arabic, it’s says: “my dad is my hero”
Hm, that’s too bad. I preferred the first guess.
This is the problem with bolt ons. You have to make sure they’re still there.
Have to admit, those are some of the better fake boobs I’ve seen. No crazy gap, not uber circular…
It’s ok to poke black people with sticks in Spain?
only spanish adam sandler can do that.
Pirates of the Caribbean themed casino coming soon. Oh wait…
Yeah, and Treasure Island more or less abandoned the pirate theme in 2003. And literally weeks before the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie opened.
Not shown: a huge pile of money and lots of ass-kissing.
Or just a huge pile of liquor. Would save time and the ass kissing.
Nostrildamus.
Anastasia Nikolaevna on the way to execution – Terminator style.
ewwwwww
*snap *snap *snap*
uh uhhh GIRLFRIEND! who the hell did your makeup!?
What the hell is with you Jacksons wearing makeup WAY lighter than you NATURAL skin color. Joe Jackson must of damaged all of your self esteem- you can clearly see it.
and by the way, your side boob looks like a wrinkled sausage.
This guy has been not so secretly longing to say the words “Why yes I AM Johnny Depp!” for about 20 years now.
Paula Deen, in an alternate universe…
If she were Paula Deen, I would so put some butter on that.
Does lupus make you look like a turnip?
Michael?
Michael’s ALIVE!
and has boobs???
her butt is so perky it looks angry… enjoy gentlemen?
Smile. Angry pregnant women scare the shit our of people.
It looks like she’s at her career’s funeral.
I’m against AIDS Parties too.
You have to appreciate a dress that clings to her curves like that.
You have to appreciate curves that cling to a dress like that.
I would rather cling to those curves myself. Yum Yum Eat her up!
the leather dress is the second former cow in this picture.
Oh fuck you, pokie fairy.
She actually looks nice when she wears her burlap zipper sack.
Elvira with a bleach bottle.
When she arrived, they crossed out the 100 and wrote 99 in.
BOO!
The female Mickey Rourke
Greeso more like it.
For some reason she look “hairy” in this picture. Like she has a mustache. Anyone else seeing this??
No.
No, but I’ll let you know if anything lands on her tits.
I spanked it to her a few times in the 80s.
Every time MTV played Locomotion, that was my queue to jerk it.
Ahhh…the good old days when you had to leave MTV on and wait for an opportunity.
Also… music.
Boy when she was “In Control” she was hot. Now not so much.
Poor, poor Rose.
It’s rare that someone is literally “long in the tooth”.
Holy shit… Judi Dench looks great.