Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case of Jada Pinkett Smith. And finally there’s the Richard Dean Anderson pic that saddens me to even include it, knowing that I’m essentially tossing a beloved character from my childhood to the internet wolves.
Sorry Mac,
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“Do I want another drink? Are you kidding?”
“No, thank you. I no longer drink. I took something-or-other in Haiti that keeps me hammered all the time. Whooooaaa…”
“I spent six months in Haiti. I rebuilt it from the ground up. Who the fuck is Baron Samedi?”
I guess she has grand daddy issues?
“Yeah, that show was pretty much the low point of my career,” said everyone who ever posed in front of a “CW” backdrop.
Or:
“What show on the CW?” – Jessica Biel
There must be at least three Goa-uld symbiotes in there.*
*Yeah, I went with the Stargate joke instead of MacGyver joke. And yes, I do live alone, how did you know?
Looks like he’s been making bombs from cream cheese frosting and hot links.
“So this asshole with a cheesy mustache holding a microphone walks into a bar…”
If Brendan Fraser runs out he money (he will) and they have to make another Mummy movie Jada’s a shoe in.
…..grandma legs, snuffleupagus face, horrible tat, 1930s swimsuit, playless shoes & socks….hopefully that semi is about to pull a Final Destination & put it out of its misery.
Don’t be dissing Snuffleupagus like that!
I wonder who’s responsible for ensuring their are no mirrors between where she is and where she’s going.
“If you turn your head quick I look pantsless right?!?”
Kinda bummed to see this.
I want to like this, but I am afraid Kim Kardashian will see this and want a couple of pairs (one for each cheek) for herself.
I’ve seen a whole lot of angry press about the lack of minority representation on the show, but seeing this, I’m thinking that’s not really the biggest problem this show has.
You know, he was in that movie that everyone said they saw, but didn’t.
Must be a lot of work plucking those thighs
Plucking thighs? Is that something new? Never heard of it before…
Turkey drumsticks used to be a fave of mine. Sigh.
Someone call ICE. Time to send her back to Ukraine.
I knew his cake-magnet hands would betray him sooner or later
“Stick a fork in me Death, I’m done”
Is that mega-varicose veins or just freaky cellulite on her thigh?
I think dinner must be stuck there
The CW has a show? With somebody in it?
I need some solid evidence that this is actually Sean Connery.
Yeah, pretty sure this is Dabney Coleman.
Well, his zombie anyway.
Nothing hides a giant ass better than a giant turquoise skirt! She looks like shes wading in the Pacific
At least her first name isn’t Stanley.
These comments. They’re bringing a knife to a gun fight. You go after Connery, you KILL Connery. THAT’S the Chicago way.
I think the line was actually, “They’re bringing a 110 year-old to an 80 year-old fight”.
No way that ham is Dun
I don’t always let someone watch me finger bang my girlfriend, but when I do, it’s an 86-year-old guy named Shlomo.
“That looks like Nic Cages semen…”
I am pretty sure the things I would do to her are illegal in 41 states and 103 countries.
I was thinking the same thing. Then again, I’m always thinking those things.
Hooray Mississippi, Alabama, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Florida, South Dakota, Wyoming, Alaska!!!!!
Think of how much of Hollywood has had to fight that to blow him . . .
Shes been Kutchered
Damn she’s sexy
Mom? It’s me, Oedipus.
She’s still cute and it’s possible that those could be genuine.
>Here’s a better look, CD. (Note: NSFW.)
Good heavens, I don’t think I’ve seen THAT Naomi Watts movie before.
It’s 21 Grams. You make it sound like I posted a clip from a porno.
That was good, but I preferred her in “Mulholland Drive”.
Those what?!
between this and the Sean Connery picture, I’m not sure what’s going on here today.
getsh the fuck off my lawnsh!
The buddy is concealing his bitter jealously with the skill and experience only age can teach.
Milkman thou art and to milkman thou shalt return
Seems always to have a strained expression.
Not unlike Mariska Hargitay.
“Confidant in my sexualitayayyy,
Just like Mariska Hargitaaayaay”
she’s not Jada Pinkett
“No one knows who the hell I am, and I aim to keep it that way!”
Cute fanny for a garden gnome.
Is that a silly skirt or sillly pants?
And what about those shoes!
A little more eyeliner would’ve done the trick
That would carry her into Taylor Momsen territory, and you do not want to go there.
This is how you write ‘big tits’ in hieroglyphs
Listen, Alba, you don’t get to flip people off when you dress like Genie going to meet Major Nelson for lunch.
This is about as risque as the site gets these days.
*sigh*
not as hot as Jada Pinkett
Wow. Mc GAYver
what the fuck, she’s 26? Betty White has a better body than that.
I cannot believe she’s 26. She looks at least early 30′s.
And . . . I came.