The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12

May 18th, 2012 // 727 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case of Jada Pinkett Smith. And finally there’s the Richard Dean Anderson pic that saddens me to even include it, knowing that I’m essentially tossing a beloved character from my childhood to the internet wolves.

Sorry Mac,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    it had to be said
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    “Do I want another drink? Are you kidding?”

  2. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “I spent six months in Haiti. I rebuilt it from the ground up. Who the fuck is Baron Samedi?”

  3. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
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    I guess she has grand daddy issues?

  4. Jaime King Cleavage
    EricLr
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    “Yeah, that show was pretty much the low point of my career,” said everyone who ever posed in front of a “CW” backdrop.

  5. Richard Dean Anderson
    JC
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    There must be at least three Goa-uld symbiotes in there.*

    *Yeah, I went with the Stargate joke instead of MacGyver joke. And yes, I do live alone, how did you know?

  6. Richard Dean Anderson
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    Looks like he’s been making bombs from cream cheese frosting and hot links.

  7. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    Commented on this photo:

    “So this asshole with a cheesy mustache holding a microphone walks into a bar…”

  8. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Matty
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    If Brendan Fraser runs out he money (he will) and they have to make another Mummy movie Jada’s a shoe in.

  9. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    justin
    Commented on this photo:

    …..grandma legs, snuffleupagus face, horrible tat, 1930s swimsuit, playless shoes & socks….hopefully that semi is about to pull a Final Destination & put it out of its misery.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
    it had to be said
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    I wonder who’s responsible for ensuring their are no mirrors between where she is and where she’s going.

  11. Eva Longoria Butt Short Shorts
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    “If you turn your head quick I look pantsless right?!?”

  12. Sean Connery Old Moustache
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    Kinda bummed to see this.

  13. Eva Longoria Butt Short Shorts
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to like this, but I am afraid Kim Kardashian will see this and want a couple of pairs (one for each cheek) for herself.

  14. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    JC
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    I’ve seen a whole lot of angry press about the lack of minority representation on the show, but seeing this, I’m thinking that’s not really the biggest problem this show has.

  15. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    EricLr
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    You know, he was in that movie that everyone said they saw, but didn’t.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Must be a lot of work plucking those thighs

  17. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
    it had to be said
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    Someone call ICE. Time to send her back to Ukraine.

  18. Jonah Hill Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew his cake-magnet hands would betray him sooner or later

  19. Richard Dean Anderson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stick a fork in me Death, I’m done”

  20. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that mega-varicose veins or just freaky cellulite on her thigh?

  21. Jaime King Cleavage
    JC
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    The CW has a show? With somebody in it?

  22. Sean Connery Old Moustache
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    I need some solid evidence that this is actually Sean Connery.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
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    Nothing hides a giant ass better than a giant turquoise skirt! She looks like shes wading in the Pacific

  24. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
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    At least her first name isn’t Stanley.

  25. Sean Connery Old Moustache
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    These comments. They’re bringing a knife to a gun fight. You go after Connery, you KILL Connery. THAT’S the Chicago way.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I think the line was actually, “They’re bringing a 110 year-old to an 80 year-old fight”.

  26. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    No way that ham is Dun

  27. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t always let someone watch me finger bang my girlfriend, but when I do, it’s an 86-year-old guy named Shlomo.

  28. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    “That looks like Nic Cages semen…”

  29. Julianna Margulies Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I am pretty sure the things I would do to her are illegal in 41 states and 103 countries.

  30. Harvey Weinstein Belly
    it had to be said
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    Think of how much of Hollywood has had to fight that to blow him . . .

  31. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
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    Shes been Kutchered

  32. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Matty
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    Damn she’s sexy

  33. Alyssa Milano Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    Mom? It’s me, Oedipus.

  34. Naomi Watts Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still cute and it’s possible that those could be genuine.

  35. Richard Dean Anderson
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    between this and the Sean Connery picture, I’m not sure what’s going on here today.

  36. Sean Connery Old Moustache
    m3essential
    Commented on this photo:

    getsh the fuck off my lawnsh!

  37. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    The buddy is concealing his bitter jealously with the skill and experience only age can teach.

  38. Sean Connery Old Moustache
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Milkman thou art and to milkman thou shalt return

  39. Julianna Margulies Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems always to have a strained expression.
    Not unlike Mariska Hargitay.

  40. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
    Matty
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    she’s not Jada Pinkett

  41. Ian Somerhalder Hat V Neck
    Commented on this photo:

    “No one knows who the hell I am, and I aim to keep it that way!”

  42. Eva Longoria Butt Short Shorts
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Cute fanny for a garden gnome.

  43. Jessica Alba Middle Finger See Through Skirt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a silly skirt or sillly pants?

  44. Lara Stone Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    A little more eyeliner would’ve done the trick

  45. Jessica Alba Middle Finger See Through Skirt
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Listen, Alba, you don’t get to flip people off when you dress like Genie going to meet Major Nelson for lunch.

  46. Melissa George Nipple See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is about as risque as the site gets these days.
    *sigh*

  47. Melissa George Nipple See Through Dress
    Matty
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    not as hot as Jada Pinkett

  48. Richard Dean Anderson
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Mc GAYver

  49. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    mrsmass
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    what the fuck, she’s 26? Betty White has a better body than that.

  50. Melissa George Nipple See Through Dress
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    And . . . I came.

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