The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12

May 18th, 2012 // 727 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got Joshua Jackson letting us all know it’s ok to just stare directly at them, or desperately search for them in the case of Jada Pinkett Smith. And finally there’s the Richard Dean Anderson pic that saddens me to even include it, knowing that I’m essentially tossing a beloved character from my childhood to the internet wolves.

Sorry Mac,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her shoes are pretty.

  2. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    tits mcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    that ain’t right

  3. Alyssa Milano Butt Tight Jeans
    bell
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha

  4. Ian Somerhalder Hat V Neck
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    He should probably wear something that makes him look like less of an asshole, maybe a SS uniform.

  5. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I cannot blame him….where’d those come from? They popped up overnight like mushrooms.

  6. Kim Kardashian Butt Ass Tight Dress
    Georgio
    Commented on this photo:

    Launching her fragrance indeed.

  7. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    There is absolutely no excuse for this. None.

  8. Melissa George Nipple See Through Dress
    bell
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s purdy

  9. Lara Stone Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The tits say yes, but the eyes say “red flag!!”

  10. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
    FruitLoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, it’s a good sign he still likes to look at ‘em even in public, since Kruger is his girlfriend.

    He’s already seen them in a dress, out of a dress, in the shower, and probably even put a few pop-shots all over them. Hollywood couples and relationships are all doomed to failure, but maybe shes try’n hard to keep his eyes and cock off the other chicks.

  11. Shanika Warren-Markland Cleavage FiFi UK Fragrance Awards
    bell
    Commented on this photo:

    nice name

  12. Harvey Weinstein Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s looking for that belt extension app.

  13. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    Georgio
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t always have supermodels at my beck and call.

    But when I do I fall the fuck asleep.

  14. Alyssa Milano Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the bus?

    • Dick Hell

      The clerk told her the Hasselhoff jeans would magically erase ten pounds. Guess she should have bought two pairs.

  15. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She clearly digs him for his personality.

  16. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what your hot girlfriend will look like a few years into your marriage.

  17. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    bell
    Commented on this photo:

    wow I’ve always loved jean-paul belmondo and I would do him. He could be my grandpa but I saw him in some old 60′s movie and he was hot

  18. Cuba Gooding Jr. Belly Denim Jacket Flirting
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Tom Cruise had him killed for winning an Oscar in Jerry Maguire.

  19. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
    Commented on this photo:

    She should have known this would happen when she decided to start screwing Ashton Doucher; Just look what happened to Demi.

  20. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    See, this is Crap, I really wish I had missed!!! Thanks Fish!

  21. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    yeue
    Commented on this photo:

    what a gorgeous woman

  22. Sean Connery Old Moustache
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Diamonds are Forever, but youth isn’t.

  23. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    Commented on this photo:

    Any questions BESIDES how I get women to sleep with my fug ass???

  24. Richard Dean Anderson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks as though he’s been sampling much of the fine German cuisine over there….perhaps bratwursts & beer?

  25. Julianna Margulies Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, remember me? Yeah, you do! Come on, think!

  26. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know what I miss? I miss a good old gigantic bush. Rita Hayworth had one. Marilyn had one. What’s up with girls today? Now get me gin rickey!”

  27. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF

  28. Jean-Paul Belmondo Barbara Gandolfi Bikini
    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    that deserves a nice hand print.

  29. Lena Dunham Cellulite Legs Romper
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone call Greenpeace; we have a beached whale.

  30. Richard Dean Anderson
    Commented on this photo:

    Well this was bound to happen… Couple depression with an ability to pick any lock and you’ve got this….

  31. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Commented on this photo:

    EXTREME V-NECK

  32. Sean Connery Old Moustache
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter what your gender things sag as you get older.

    • Dick Hell

      True. You might think that unlike some of his contemporaries he isn’t wearing his pants up to his chest… but he is.

  33. Harvey Weinstein Belly
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god, please let their be a Pizza Hut nearby.

  34. Alyssa Milano Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy, daddy says you can’t wear those jeans anymore.

  35. Sean Penn Perv Stache
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I don’t have outtakes of Phoebe Cates in the pool fantasy…did anybody come here to talk about Haiti?”

  36. Jonah Hill Fat
    Commented on this photo:

    That was short lived.

  37. Lara Stone Cleavage
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    nice cans at cannes

  38. Cuba Gooding Jr. Belly Denim Jacket Flirting
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Spare some change for an Oscar winner?

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt Ass Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what anyone says, there is absolutely no launching going on here…

  40. Eva Longoria Butt Short Shorts
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm….naugahyde-covered MILF butt….

  41. Naomi Watts Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    If I don’t eat, no one will see how old I am.

  42. Diane Kruger Cleavage Joshua Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    He dropped a Milk Dud in there…

  43. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Rick
    Commented on this photo:

    I”m half-expecting this zombie to break out in the Thriller dance.

  44. Jessica Alba Middle Finger See Through Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    That outfit just looks all fucked up.

  45. Jessica Alba Middle Finger See Through Skirt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hammer Time!

  46. Mila Kunis Midriff Blood Ties
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    From the thumbnail, I thought it was one of those dudes from Blind Melon.

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Ass Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOO!

  48. Jennifer Lopez Fat Butt Skirt
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    The woman in black is thinking, “I can’t believe I actually got her to think that thing looks good on her”

  49. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bony Chest
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats the first crack whore Cylon Raider I’ve ever seen

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