The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14

May 16th, 2014 // 439 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We’ve traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we’re now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That’s her name now, we’re all in agreement.) showing of her clown nipples, Hugh Jackman going for the awkward kiss of the century award, and Kristen Stewart holding a baby goat because it’s so cute and not-at-all because it will lick anything and fits easily into the backseat of any vehicle.

Almost forgot Jimmy Jellinek. That’s a real thing that exists in your life now. I’m just going to let that simmer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
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    I’m watching you, Ratajkowski. Always watching. Always.

  2. Sienna Miller Fake Baby Bump Legs American Sniper Set
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    Jesus, it’s like Hollywood doesn’ t care how fat they get any more.

  3. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I would take a roll in the hay with her over any other chick in this photograph.

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    Jennifer Love(s) Icecream

  5. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    littletongue
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    What’s that? A tenth of a boob? Come the fuck on! You want us to take you seriously? Well then, you need to show us at least some nipple and, should you be very goal oriented, a clear shot of your baby maker. Then, maybe then, we’ll give you some attention. Until you get it right, you’re just another junior on the market. Hurry up, now, you won’t be young forever…

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
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    They’re both straining their clothing at the bustline, but one seems sexy and the other desperate. Dark and brooding sexy…

  7. Amy Childs Cleavage Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball Annual Event
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    “Dr, I’d like you to give me two giant boobs, and one giant tooth”

  8. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
    littletongue
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    Santa Claus is not real, dude…

  9. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
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    I’m looking forward to her upcoming series on Oprah’s network “Saved by the Gastric Bypass”

  10. Jimmy Jellinek Playboy Editorial Director
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    Why aren’t you guys buying out magazine? I thought you liked porn.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
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    What happened to the slim waist she was tweeting way back two days ago? Did the doctor finally convince her that the thing in the back of her throat was her pancreas and to take the corset off?

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
    kunta kinte
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    B L A C K _ P E E

  13. Fran Drescher Pale Face Yellow Teeth Under The Skin Opening Night After Party
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    I’ll admit she looks pretty good for 56 years old, if we can agree that she keeps her mouth shut.

  14. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    rob
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    racist zionist

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
    Robb7
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    It amazes me none of these cows have ever been attacked or better yet shot at by some crazy disgruntled fan. One can only hope…

    • MoreMariaNow!!

      They have fans?!?! I thought everyone hates and despise them??

      • Bailey

        How is it these cows ever ended up with a show, and who the hell is watching it that keeps it on the air?
        Seriously, I don’t personally know anyone that actually watches their shit.

  16. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
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    I’ve always fantasized about a mother-daughter menage a trois. Do you think her mom, Bruce, would be up for one?

  17. Mariah Carey Cleavage Today Show Performance
    Robb7
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    Another delusional bimbo — there are way too many of these beasts!

  18. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Minidress American Idol Set
    navvet75
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    I see jowls

  19. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    cc
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    Stay tuned, more to come.

  20. Jimmy Jellinek Playboy Editorial Director
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    Mr. Jellyneck!

  21. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
    cc
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    I heard she was there to ride a bull.

  22. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
    cc
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    “Um excuse me, I know you are famous and we appreciate the publicity, but you still have to pay for the dim sum.”

  23. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
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    That’s Marie O.? I thought Charo got a dye job.

  24. Nicki Minaj Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    cc
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    Thank God my cat just sprang to my defense.

  25. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
    cc
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    Sweet Jesus don’t bring these hats back AGAIN.

  26. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!

  27. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
    cc
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    Is that a zipper that goes all the way from top to bottom? That’s perfect given who is wearing it.

  28. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    cc
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    I don’t know but I suddenly thought of Caddyshack.

  29. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    *checks newspapers* Was this “Wear Somebody Else’s Clothes Day”? His jacket doesn’t fit, the white dress doesn’t fit, and the shoes of that woman in the back sure don’t fit.

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
    cc
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    Making other MILFs obsolete.

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
    cc
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    She blew her shirt.

  32. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
    Voice of Reisling
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    And what happened then…?
    Well… at BloodyNIghtCon4 they say
    That the Ian’s big ego
    Shrunk three sizes that day!

  33. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Minidress American Idol Set
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    She’s about to pull out a Derringer, I hope.

  34. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    Mike Walker
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    Oh hey Charlize… hhhnnnggg

  35. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
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    Is she morphing into Tyne Daly?

  36. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
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    She looks like a 40 year old woman……oh, right.

  37. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    Iiiit’s alright because you’re saved by the krispy kreme!

  38. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    I don’t ever double post, but my 2 year old is in my lap and she saw when I scrolled back up the image and just kept smiling and loudly saying hippo!

    I can’t stop laughing as that’s not right. We were at the zoo earlier this week.

  39. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Got to be a fucking vampire or something. This is not humanly possible.

  40. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
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    Sad that Kendall’s and Kylie’s parents have raised them to think that being famous is the only thing that matters in life, and that it doesn’t matter why you’re “famous”, only that people pay attention. Or as Don Henley wrote in “The Garden of Allah”: “It was the year notoriety got all confused with fame, and the Devil is downhearted, babe, ’cause there’s nothing left for him to claim.”

    Yeah, I know, I’m not supposed to feel sorry for Kylie and Kendall Jenner. But I do. Downvote if you must, scumbags!

  41. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    I kind of want to have sex with her, I 100% do not want her to talk before, during or after though.

  42. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    Mike
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    Stop trying to titillate us with this broad!

  43. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
    Mike
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    I have no ill will towards her. This is a really nice picture.

  44. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
    Mike
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    They killed Damon, man! THEY KILLED DAMON!

    “Death Wish 3″ quote, BTW, in case anyone doesn’t know.

  45. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt Fishnets Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
    Mike
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    Holy shit!

  46. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
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    *whispering* “I have been close to Jon Hamm’s penis and it is WONDERFUL!”

  47. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
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    Reporter: “Do you know how stupid you look?”

  48. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
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    Pick me up you idiots! I really did fall…and I can’t get up!”

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    She has officially gone full mom with those chicken skin elbows and has dropped off the hotness chart

  50. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
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    Liquid manure in the back, solid manure up front.

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