The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We’ve traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we’re now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That’s her name now, we’re all in agreement.) showing of her clown nipples, Hugh Jackman going for the awkward kiss of the century award, and Kristen Stewart holding a baby goat because it’s so cute and not-at-all because it will lick anything and fits easily into the backseat of any vehicle.
Almost forgot Jimmy Jellinek. That’s a real thing that exists in your life now. I’m just going to let that simmer,
– Photo Boy