The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14

May 16th, 2014 // 439 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We’ve traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we’re now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That’s her name now, we’re all in agreement.) showing of her clown nipples, Hugh Jackman going for the awkward kiss of the century award, and Kristen Stewart holding a baby goat because it’s so cute and not-at-all because it will lick anything and fits easily into the backseat of any vehicle.

Almost forgot Jimmy Jellinek. That’s a real thing that exists in your life now. I’m just going to let that simmer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
    ofc. Murphy
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    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  2. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I want the one in green but I get the one in blue pants.

  3. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    beanz
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    Saved by the Burger?

  4. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
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    I’ll stick to my memories, thank you. Reality holds no appeal for me

  5. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
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    Fan Bingbing use to be so pretty. With all the surgeries she’s going “Michael Jackson.”

    There’s a point where you have to tell the surgeon “No!!! I don’t want the Jay Leno chin!!!”.

  6. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
    Josephus
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    Rosario Dawson IS “The Captive.”

    There, fixed it for ya.

  7. Nicki Minaj Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    No clown makeup and covering her watermelon tits = damn fine looking woman.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
    murphy
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    I GOTTA PEE

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
    Jack Ketch
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    Ewww and ewww.

  10. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
    Ronaldo
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    She has been promoting her ass a lot lately. We got it honey, you have amazing breasts and ass. Point taken.

  11. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    Saul
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    She’s still around…who knew?

  12. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt Fishnets Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
    Ronaldo
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    another bad singer with an amazing body. Shakira, you have competition.

  13. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
    Ronaldo
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    That is not a good look.

  14. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Ronaldo
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    Still holding it. Aging but like a fine wine.

  15. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    Pilin
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    Just a matter of time…..

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
    Ronaldo
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    Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
    Is that Godzilla from the back?

  17. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
    billschnee
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    Is it just me, or is Selena getting taller?

  18. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
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    Watching Kim sex tape for pointers on making her own? I recommend watching Farrah Abraham and Tila Tequila’s sex tapes to know where the bar is.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Minidress American Idol Set
    Ronaldo
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    Dat Ass!!!

  20. Nicki Minaj Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    Pilin
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    Ghetto woman.

  21. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
    Ronaldo
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    So it ends….

  22. AMaitland Ward Cleavage Legs Minidress A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Why dress like a hooker for a movie premiere? ohhhh. Got it.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
    Ronaldo
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    They act like royalty……these people make me sick.

    • Short Round

      Well, they are inbred, arrogant, condescending, force themselves on the masses without asking, and made their money by exploiting and abusing others. Sounds like the nobility of old to me.

  24. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
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    That’s probably one of the rare times we will see something on a Kardashian/Jenner that hasn’t been changed through surgery.

  25. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    anonym
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    whole family of whores.
    nice

  26. Mariah Carey Cleavage Today Show Performance
    Ronaldo
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    No Mariah…..you dont eat the microphone. Not everything is eatable.

  27. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
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    Obviously the sheep wants to commit suicide by boredom.

  28. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Come on Sarah…you dont have to try that hard to be funny.

  29. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
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    “I heard goats will eat anything. If true, you and I are going to be great friends.”

  30. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    And she is famous for this???
    Lucky girl. Won the lottery. More talented people out there looking for that one break. Its depressing. She does nothing and its famous.

  31. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
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    CLEAVAGE FOR JESUS

  32. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Stop picking at it.

  33. Nicki Minaj Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    I love that she’s going with a more natural look these days. It’s the best she’s ever looked. Back off! I saw her first!

  34. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
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    The famewhoring is strong on this one…

  35. Fran Drescher Pale Face Yellow Teeth Under The Skin Opening Night After Party
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    It’s nice that she lets a needy 10 year old do her makeup.

  36. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
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    I like how Photo Boy said “there is no bottom here” and gave us a gallery with Hugh Jackman in it.

    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

  37. Jimmy Jellinek Playboy Editorial Director
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    lol. If there’s anything funnier out of that pics than what Photo Boy already wrote, please post it here asap.

  38. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    No! I know what you’re trying to do, Swift. You’re trying to become so sexy that I’ll forget that you’re an Alpha level clinger. It’s not going to work.

  39. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
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    You can take the llama out of the petting zoo…

  40. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
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    Both of them,,,same face:
    Finish photo op and get me the hell away from this fame whore

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
    Chaz
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    Jennifer Love Chew it.

  42. Jimmy Jellinek Playboy Editorial Director
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    Is he the one responsible for the articles? Because I only read Playboy for the articles.

  43. AMaitland Ward Cleavage Legs Minidress A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    Actually, this is one instance where my memories and reality actually agree that we all want(ed) to bone her

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
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    There’s no way they had the same father

    • I know that genetics is a funny thing (think the Willis girls) but I have wondered if any two of Kris Jenner’s offspring have the same father. Or maybe it’s the surgical upgrades that makes them all look different from each other.

  45. Jimmy Jellinek Playboy Editorial Director
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    “About Viet Nam: *mumble mumble mumble*

    And that’s all I got to say about that.”

  46. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
    Freebie
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    Her face is so puffy from botox and fillers, she doesn’t even look like herself anymore. Why do celebs think this makes them look younger and sexier?

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
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    Woman in the background: “ony diff between those 2 and me,,,blue shirt!”.

  48. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
    Freebie
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    So over her. Only good thing she did was that naked video which I can’t even remember the name of.

  49. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
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    Alright then. We’re all fucking old.

    Thanks for the unwanted reminder, Photo Boy.

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