The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14

May 16th, 2014 // 439 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We’ve traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we’re now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That’s her name now, we’re all in agreement.) showing of her clown nipples, Hugh Jackman going for the awkward kiss of the century award, and Kristen Stewart holding a baby goat because it’s so cute and not-at-all because it will lick anything and fits easily into the backseat of any vehicle.

Almost forgot Jimmy Jellinek. That’s a real thing that exists in your life now. I’m just going to let that simmer,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
    JC
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    Goatwhore is a real black metal band, so it makes sense that this is the set of their video shoot.

    http://www.goatwhore.net/

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
    JimBB
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    I may have a tough exterior. But inside, I still believe in Santa Claus.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    Hey she dropped a few pounds.

  4. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    Dat Ass! Yes please…

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
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    Motor thy boat, sir.

  6. Patrick Dempsey Eating Ice Cream Cone
    K-tron
    Commented on this photo:

    McCreamy

  7. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Minidress American Idol Set
    JimBB
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    A lo did the demon send forth her army of skanks to gather more sequins….

  8. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    Go away…NO ONE in the world is ½ as funny or profound as you think you are.

  9. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    I thought he died.

  10. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    She does “fuckably dumb” pretty well.

  11. Amy Childs Cleavage Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball Annual Event
    JimBB
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    We don’t know what happened, but she’s been stuck like this ever since one of the reporters asked her to spell “children.”

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    Jeniffer Love Haulin that ass around.

  13. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
    JimBB
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    I don’t think the bell is going to help anymore.

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
    Short Round
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    They look like extras of a porn parody about agents of an evil corporation hell-bent on poisoning the water supply while stealing children’s dreams. Oh, wait…

  15. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    JimBB
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    I don’t care how much her tits sag, I would still want to make greedy little jew babies with her.

  16. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
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    Nutrisystem farts.

  17. Mariah Carey Cleavage Today Show Performance
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    ♫♫ And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I will always looooooooove cake ♫♫

  18. Jimmy Jellinek Playboy Editorial Director
    JimBB
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    Come on you guys, stop making fun of Lindsay…I’m serious guys…she just had a miscarriage….

  19. Mariah Carey Cleavage Today Show Performance
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    Not pictured: a nerf gun with donut hole bullets pointed right at her.

  20. Fran Drescher Pale Face Yellow Teeth Under The Skin Opening Night After Party
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    Is it wrong that I want Fran Drescher, Kelly LeBrock and Geena Davis to star in a movie about triplets?

  21. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
    hooha
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    this trend must die.

  22. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
    Blob
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaiieeee! – thirty years on and the ending to “Carrie” still frights the bejingo out of me.

  23. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    Jerry
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    Hmmm… I wonder why RayJ wants to see me…

  24. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    i can hear her shrieking nasal whine thru the screen. Die, bitch.

  25. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
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    Look, sheep. You’re a good actor, but quite emoting so much.

  26. Amy Childs Cleavage Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball Annual Event
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    Nice tits, but why does this 23yo look like she’s 35?

  27. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
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    I’d still love to put a little white around her collar.

  28. Fran Drescher Pale Face Yellow Teeth Under The Skin Opening Night After Party
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    Susan Sarandon?

  29. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    her career has been sputtering for years, would it be too much to ask for to have it die already so we can be rid of her once and for all?

  30. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    WTF that looks like an ass…

  31. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
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    whore!

  32. Patrick Dempsey Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    Somehow I expected him to be eating a McFlurry.

  33. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
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    I like.

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    She is looking so damn sexy these days.

  35. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
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    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

  36. Sienna Miller Fake Baby Bump Legs American Sniper Set
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    Rooned.

  37. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe her new shows should be “Ignore the Dinner Bell” or “Saved by Jenny Craig”.

  38. Sienna Miller Fake Baby Bump Legs American Sniper Set
    Jerry
    Commented on this photo:

    WHORE

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
    Jerry
    Commented on this photo:

    My aunt has slip covers with that very same pattern.

  40. Mariah Carey Cleavage Today Show Performance
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I can smell the ham on her breath from here.

  41. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
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    “Yo queer?! Wat is it bout all you young guys being queer?!”

  42. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
    o'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t hold a candle to Emmy Rossum.

  43. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
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    “Officer, I *thought* he was 18..”

  44. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what humans would look like if you could take a time machine back about 50,000 years.

  45. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    (foghorn)
    BEErrrBUUUUUUUMhh

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage David McIntosh Red Pants
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    I guarantee when they’re not fucking they just look at their phones or stare out whatever window is available at the time.

  47. Amy Childs Cleavage Caudwell Children Butterfly Ball Annual Event
    Commented on this photo:

    (Mr. Yamihoshi at 2014 Tokyo Technology Convention)
    “Dis is ar latest moderr. It is verr riferike, but we need to werk on de emotionarr aspects next yerr.”

  48. Brie Bella Nikki Bella Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    If I was born with penises growing out of my palms, I would run up to them and slap their faces

  49. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
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    Hey Hugh, you’ll never BangBang your biggest Fan.

  50. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    Another female comedian who isn’t funny. Go figure.

    • This is something that actually irks me, because I know so many funny women IRL. It’s like the only ones who choose to do comedy professionally are the obnoxious, ‘shock tactic and period jokes’ ones that everyone just finds loud and idiotic. :/

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