The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.16.14

May 16th, 2014 // 439 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we’re kicking off the weekend with some barely legal sideboob and why not, really? We’ve traveled so far down into the celebrity bunghole that we’re now analyzing their boogers, so the answer is no, there is no bottom here. That said, enjoy Clown Tits (That’s her name now, we’re all in agreement.) showing of her clown nipples, Hugh Jackman going for the awkward kiss of the century award, and Kristen Stewart holding a baby goat because it’s so cute and not-at-all because it will lick anything and fits easily into the backseat of any vehicle.

Almost forgot Jimmy Jellinek. That’s a real thing that exists in your life now. I’m just going to let that simmer,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    There has to be a painting of her somewhere that’s aging.

  2. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
    It had to be said
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    He shouldn’t eat that. He’ll just be hungry an hour later.

  3. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
    Juch
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    Directorial debut? At least now when she sleeps with the director the only victims will be D-batteries.

  4. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
    It had to be said
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    Getting hair inspiration from Skin Diamond? Things are looking up!

    P.S. don’t google “Skin Diamond” at work.

  5. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    JimBB
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    Plz Child Protective Svs, send hlp!! Hld hostg by mom.

  6. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
    JimBB
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    [whisper] “I love eating Chinese.”

  7. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
    JimBB
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    Did you mean to say “porn” instead of “directorial” in this summary? Because that would make a lot more sense, for so many reasons.

  8. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
    Frank Burns
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    Its the Shrieking Peacock of Doom, as foretold in the Book of Mormon! Grab your multiple wives and get thee to the Latter Day Submersible Sanctum Sanctorum beneath Salt Lake!

  9. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    “And hold and hold and hold and hold. Whew! Now three times down the slide, and my workout is done!”

  10. Hugh Jackman Skin Cancer Scar Kissing Fan Bingbing X Men Days Of Future Past Melbourne Premiere
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    Took me a full second to realize that’s not Kim Kardashian.

  11. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
    JimBB
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    No, no hipsters in restaurant! YOU GO NOW!

  12. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    Smapdi
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    He must be representing coronary heart disease as one of the ‘million ways to die’.

  13. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
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    All she needs now is some peanut butter and an ’88 seville…

  14. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
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    Is that a gym or a prison?

  15. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
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    “Yeah, I pay cash for you. You come to my house later…”

  16. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    Did Barney let Otis out of his cell already?

  17. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
    JimBB
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    In related news, Lindsay Lohan flashed her tits at the BloodyNightCon 4 press conference today.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    nah, pregnancy never ruins a woman’s body.

  19. Nicki Minaj Nipples No Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Hello madam, I’m with the “Unleash the twins” foundation…

  20. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
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    Oh look. She shaved part of her head to match her…

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    Is she still pregnant?

  22. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
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    The most honest answer he can give to “So why are you famous?”

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khloe Kardashian
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    Fat and Fatter.

  24. Iggy Azalea Huge Butt Fishnets Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
    Miss_Moppet
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    Iggy’s body is so ridiculously awesome. If I thought I’d end up shaped like her (and I didn’t like Krispy Kreme’s so damn much) I’d actually work out.

  25. Taylor Swift Butt Booty Shorts Working Out
    JimBB
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    Got to stay in shape if you’re going to chase down Mr. Right, throw him to the ground, force him to tell you that he loves your antique dress, and then drag him away to your underground lair.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    “You make Jennifer Love Hewitt ANGRY! Now Jennifer Love Hewitt SMASH!”

  27. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    qui
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    bony ribs + Mosquitoe boob bites… not a good look.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Minidress American Idol Set
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    Ahh so her assistant keeps her dignity in the fanny pack. Good thinking.

  29. Tiffani Thiessen Weight Gain
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    Photo boy,
    You’re an asshole.
    -The 90′s kids on here

  30. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
    JimBB
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    I never knew Mormons could fart.

  31. Fran Drescher Pale Face Yellow Teeth Under The Skin Opening Night After Party
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    She must be the spokesperson.

  32. Sarah Silverman Cleavage Yelling Bending Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
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    Dang it! Why can’t that shot be POV?

  33. Patrick Dempsey Eating Ice Cream Cone
    JimBB
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    Money may not be able to buy you love, but it can sure buy you a delicious ice cream cone, and also love.

  34. Dennis Haskins Double Chin Bloated Face Over A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    JimBB
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    Is he turning asian?

  35. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage A Million Ways To Die In The West Premiere
    JimBB
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    “Hey, remember me? You know, I was the one before Emma Stone, who was the one before Jennifer Lawrence.”

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    She’s going all Kardashian on that ass.

  37. Marie Osmond Cleavage Laying On Stage Donny & Marie 1000th Performance Commemoration Flamingo
    meeps!
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    Latoya Jackson + Joan Rivers = Marie Osmond

  38. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
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    “You get out! We don’t have ‘Happy Ending’ here, this is a legit massage parlor!”

  39. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
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    Herro Tarro Rautner

  40. Mariah Carey Cleavage Today Show Performance
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    First time Nick Cannon’s seen that look.

  41. Rosario Dawson Half Shaved Head Derpface The Captive Premiere Cannes
    JimBB
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    Hollywood axiom #38:

    Never shortchange your hairdresser on tips.

  42. Kristen Stewart Holding Baby Goat Music Video Set Dirctorial Debut
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    Four legs good, two legs bad!!!

  43. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Hopalong
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    No doubt about the painting, it is right next to the one of Heather Graham.

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
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    She’s still got it!

    By it, I mean a big fat ass.

  45. Taylor Lautner Gently Carressed By Older Asian Man
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    George Takei is like, “oh my.”

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt Huge Butt Baby Weight Sweatpants
    meeps!
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    It’s the end of Ghostbusters all over again…

  47. Sienna Miller Fake Baby Bump Legs American Sniper Set
    JimBB
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    You stood in the same craft services line as Skarsgard, didn’t you?

  48. Kendall Jenner Side Boob Instagram
    JC
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    I’m confused–is she wearing a black sweater, that she’s then pulled all the way up to her armpit so show off some tit? The whoring is strong with this one. Mama Whore and Sister Whores must be proud.

  49. Emily Ratajkowski Side Boob Butt Tight Dress 18th Annual Hot List Party
    CT
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    Emily Rat-a-tat-tat…that ass!

  50. Ian Somerhalder Scruffy Facial Hair BloodyNightCon 4 Press Conference
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    “Can you tell us what BloodyNightCon 4 is?”

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