The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.13.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring more shit from Cannes, like George Clooney catching a glimpse of Susan Sarandon, and Kendall Jenner who’s there to sell ice cream bars? I have no fucking clue. We’ve also got Leonardo DiCaprio luring Jonah Hill into a trap, Jermaine Jackson’s sharpied-on hairline, and a Final Five guaranteed to please. And by please, I mean me, not you, because you’ll hate the shit out of it and the laughter that will bring me has no Earthly value. Til Monday, suckas.

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