Antonio Banderas in Cannes, France. (May 12, 2011)
i love you too, phillip morris
There’s no need to fear. Underdog! is here!
It’s Fruit Girl’s partner, Fruity Man!
Guys, white pants are okay if you are a naval officer. Otherwise, no.
It’s not even Memorial Day yet!
I am… El Douche!
Spanish George Clooney to the rescue!
I have escaped the evil clutches of my wife, Skeletor, and now must be off to molest some young girls. El Douche-O away!
I think in Antonio’s case, it would be young boys, or boyish men, or both.
saddest. superhero. ever.
At least it distracts from his hairpiece, right?
White pants are usually worn by:
Straight men who have gay men for stylists
Look! No cojones!
It’s Handi Man!
Him and Sheen are playing dress-up
I’m sure there’s no cocaine involved here whatsoever
Say hello to his little friend.
Okay … um … where is it?
Hide ja wives! Hide ja kids! Hide ja wives! Hide ja kids!
Mr. Bean does Cannes!
Low budget, gay, Superman.
Too sexy….But I must!
Who smells a Latin pop cross-over?
The Village People are calling him up as we speak.
Macho baby! Jacques Morali’s erection just burst through the lid of his casket.
¿Puedes ver mis testículos?
They have short buses in France?
So it’s true. They’re finally doing the El Asso Wipo flick.
Have they cast Senor Bag of Crap yet? My short list would be Sean Pean, Little Richard and Brock Lesnar.
Another of Charlie Sheen’s Tiger’s Blood Ninja Army has been exposed!
“Travolta, Cruise, and now this? Is there anyone in Hollywood that isn’t gay?????”
*insert Ryan Reynold’s pic wearing that scarf*
“Look at his wee little boots!”
Being in close proximity to someone else’s fugliness has started to rub off on ole Antonio.
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