The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.11.12

May 11th, 2012 // 488 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which I figured I’d make almost entirely boobs since most of our female readership is busy trying to contain the fire hydrant that used to be their lady-groin thanks to Skarsgard. Anyway, for your enjoyment, fellas, we’ve got young boobs, old boobs, young boobs again, devil boobs, lesboobs, buttboobs, manboobs, and drunkboobs.

Salma Boobs are in a class all to themselves,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
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    Anne Hathaway would like to borrow a little of that.

  2. Larry King
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wish 2 other people in this photo were closer to death than Larry.

  3. Paz De La Huerta Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Looks like someone forced the head of an old late 80s WWF wrestling action figure on to the body of his sister’s sluttiest Barbie doll.

  4. Janet Jackson Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Am I too late to post a comment that includes the words “wardrobe malfunction” ?

  5. Drew Barrymore Dumb Hat
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    I guess Alice married the Mad Hatter.

  6. Aliona Vilani Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a smaller & somewhat improved Brooke Hogan, without the male genitalia.

  7. Prince Charles
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    It’s nice to see the Crown is finally acknowledging that England has been shitting on Scotland for centuries, but does he have to be so literal about it?

  8. Jodie Marsh Bodybuilding Muscle Beach
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    Yes, by all means, let’s capture this on video.

  9. Larry King
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    Really, does Seacrest have to sneak into every picture?

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
    brit
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    She can’t even get the definition of “ledge butt” correct. Ledge Butts are meant to be on the upper side, not underneath.

  11. Michelle Rodriguez
    DeucePickle
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    I guess these fellas are out looking for some chicks to bang.

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Nice tits, cock finger.

  13. Drew Barrymore Dumb Hat
    brit
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    Diane Keaton, the early years

  14. Paz De La Huerta Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants
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    Who needs eyelashes anyway?

  15. Nathalia Ramos Midriff Yoga Pants
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Yoga for balance is important when you’re that top heavy.

  16. Nina Dobrev Cleavage
    lily
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    pretty.

  17. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage Battleship
    brit
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    So Russel Brand cuts his hair, shaves, and immediately lands a new squeeze.

  18. Nathalia Ramos Midriff Yoga Pants
    lily
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    hott couple. whoever they are.

  19. Ryan Seacrest Kris Jenner
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    His fucking canker sore makes 2 million a year.

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Daniel Dae Kim
    lily
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    sexy.

  21. Janet Jackson Cleavage
    lily
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    tranny.

  22. Michelle Rodriguez
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    That skirt fits that girl on the left really well. Kardashian collection from Sears?

  23. Nathalia Ramos Midriff Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Preparing to chase fame.

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
    lily
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    woof.

  25. Will.i.am
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    When the guy in front of you in the cheap leather jacket, mom jeans, and fanny pack is dressed better than you are, it’s time to reassess and figure out what went wrong with your life.

  26. Drew Barrymore Dumb Hat
    DeucePickle
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    “You can stand there like that as long as you want, no one is going to dive on the ground to try to get an upskirt shot.”

  27. Nina Dobrev Cleavage
    Gabbie
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    Always thought she was very pretty

  28. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage Battleship
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    Seriously, is this girl’s looks just deteriotating before our very eyes?

    • kimmykimkim

      That’s what I was thinking too! But you know, sometimes people who are really photogenic look really weird when they’re not posing. And then sometimes it’s completely opposite. My high school best friend had that problem. Fucking GORGEOUS, but you take her picture and it was like, “wait, where did that pretty girl go?”

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
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    The experienced paparazzi know to pack a wide angle lens, just in case a Kardashian walks by.

  30. Kate Upton Tight Dress
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    Those are some amazing tities. She looks much better when she keeps her hair loose, unlike the pulled back hair she was sporting at the MET Gala.

  31. Aliona Vilani Bikini
    lily
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    too stocky

  32. Drew Barrymore Dumb Hat
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    OddJob – the gay years

  33. Larry King
    Napoupi
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    Butt-head is getting old…

  34. Drew Barrymore Dumb Hat
    Dick
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    The warden from SuperJail!

  35. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage Battleship
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    “So can you get me on Glee? “

  36. Jodie Marsh Bodybuilding Muscle Beach
    Dick
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    Is that a michael jackson portrait tattoo?

  37. Larry King
    Bonky
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    A few years ago they said we would never see Kim or anyone like her get a star, but judging from the look on his face, Larry knows that day is coming.

  38. Ron Perlman Homeless Look Puppy
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    I can’t top any of these.

  39. Rita Rusic Bikini
    metoo
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    I’m melting, mel-ting…

  40. Rita Rusic Bikini
    stacy
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    Why this old bitch again?

  41. Janet Jackson Cleavage
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    Why so surprised, Janet?

  42. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    The best tits in Hollywood.

  43. Aliona Vilani Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Yep, these are average looking lady-parts.

  44. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    Bonky
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    So many women go to the gym every week to keep their titties perky and their stomachs hard like a six pack, but Kate Upton says fuck it and look how hot she is.

  45. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Skirt
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    A goat from the front, a horse from the rear, and men all around

  46. Aliona Vilani Bikini
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    “Nah. Need garlic.”

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  47. Paz De La Huerta Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants
    Really?
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    Um, is that an ENGAGEMENT RING? Correct hand and finger, but good golly…

  48. Paz De La Huerta Bra See Through Shirt Leather Pants
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    This picture gives me the uncontrollable desire grudge-fuck Conan O’Brien.

  49. Kate Upton Tight Dress
    BenDoverman
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    This is what real women look like…and I like it!

  50. Aliona Vilani Bikini
    metoo
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    Shouldn’t there be a space between thighs?

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