The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.10.13

May 10th, 2013 // 255 Comments

“No sir, I’m just subbing for your regular driver, but what did you mean by ‘ready to go beserker on this thing?’”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is admittedly a little light, but it’s Friday, there wasn’t a ton happening, and whiskey tastes better at lunch. I think you’ll agree that what I did manage to scrounge up is worth your comment-insult efforts. There’s Courtney Love, who’s apparently been buttering her Xanax, Captain Morgan, exclusive shots from inside John Travolta‘s birthday party, and Iggy Pop promoting the new Schweppes beverage.

In related news, Schweppes executives spotted leaping from roof of headquarters,

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  1. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
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    He just circumcised himself with his claws.. So what of it?

  2. Ke$ha Cornrows Booty Shorts Nylons Bedazzled Glasses Crazy Kids Music Video
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    Your move, Nicki Minaj….

  3. Courtney Love Legs Tight Minidress Weight Gain
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    Three letters short of a hot mess.

  4. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
    Wolverpenis
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    Wait, so you don’t have my Adamantium dong extension?

  5. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Dave Fraco Dildo Townies Set
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    These on set hazing tactics have to stop.
    Making the young actors choose a container of a gay porn actor’s cum to drink? That’s just sick

  6. Jason Alexander Bad No Hair Piece Loop Award 13th Annual Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    “Is this the Kim Kardashian? Am I doing it right?”

  7. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
    Cock Dr
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    Just giving it some air.
    Not a gay thing…nothing gay here.

  8. Chris Brown Tongue Out Crotch Grab
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    Michael Jackson flashback?

  9. Ke$ha Cornrows Booty Shorts Nylons Bedazzled Glasses Crazy Kids Music Video
    Boob Tinkler
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    Your move Elton John…

  10. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Save Ferris
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    Anybody ever tell you that you wear too much eye makeup? My condolences to Ferris.

  11. Sara Rue Huge Breasts From Slavery To Freedom Gala
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    So uh… I wanna end slavery and stuff… Yeah so seriously: What will it take to motorboat those things?

  12. Iggy Pop Schweppes Campaign Presentation
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    I did not think he could become more wrinkled. I was wrong.

  13. Ke$ha Cornrows Booty Shorts Nylons Bedazzled Glasses Crazy Kids Music Video
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    Your move stomach….here comes lunch!

  14. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
    PJ Bandit
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    I’m telling you. Every five seconds the Flash runs here and pulls off my pants…. he did it again!!!

  15. Jason Alexander Bad No Hair Piece Loop Award 13th Annual Lupus LA Orange Ball
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    Where did he get hair??

  16. Chris Brown Tongue Out Crotch Grab
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    Die already!!!

  17. Erin Heatherton Butt Tight Dress Star Trek Into Darkness Screening
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    Cheeseburger! STAT!

  18. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
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    *snikt*

  19. Iggy Pop Schweppes Campaign Presentation
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    “Of course I’ve had it in the ear before…”

  20. John Corbett Moustache Flavor Savor Dark Tan 6th Annual Television Academy Honors
    Beep Boop Bee Bop
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    David Spade looks different…

  21. Iggy Pop Schweppes Campaign Presentation
    Shirty
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    This Pop is Iggy. This drink sucks ass too.

  22. Chris Brown Tongue Out Crotch Grab
    John
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    and this is how I punched her the ninth time

  23. John Kerry Meeting Italian Prime Minister
    John
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    god I love Herman Munster

  24. Prince Harry Ballistics Dummy HALO Trust Exhibition
    Snooki's Taint
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    I’ve got a cumshot joke around here somewhere. Give me a sec.

  25. Sara Rue Huge Breasts From Slavery To Freedom Gala
    rospo
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    Oh hey Aidan.. you’ve changed.

  26. John Corbett Moustache Flavor Savor Dark Tan 6th Annual Television Academy Honors
    rospo
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    Aidan Shaw looks different…

  27. John Kerry Meeting Italian Prime Minister
    Snooki's Taint
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    Seriously? The Bunga Bunga parties are over?

  28. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
    Nettie
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    “Hugh, did you poopy in your pants?”

  29. John Corbett Moustache Flavor Savor Dark Tan 6th Annual Television Academy Honors
    huh?
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    “….you killed my father..prepare to die…”

  30. Ke$ha Cornrows Booty Shorts Nylons Bedazzled Glasses Crazy Kids Music Video
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    Looks like she’s on her way back from the MET gala.

  31. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    That is one helluva set of smokey eyes.

  32. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Dave Fraco Dildo Townies Set
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    A gift for the Photoshoppers.

  33. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
    Cher X
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    I gotta,say, great arms dude.

  34. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
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    Guy: Can I help?
    Wolverine: Are you a beer?

  35. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
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    Just checkin’ to see if you’re still breathing, honey!

  36. Iggy Pop Schweppes Campaign Presentation
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    At least he is wearing a shirt this time.

  37. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    Alright, who photo shopped the cum off her face?!

  38. John Kerry Meeting Italian Prime Minister
    pootie tang
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    knick knack paddy whack, give an old dog a bone.

  39. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
    PJ Bandit
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    - I’m not wearing any panties!
    - You’re not baking any pastries?!
    - … Yes, what you said!

  40. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
    Frank Burns
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    Its the Wolverine/Al Bundy crossover we’ve all been waiting for.

  41. Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
    Deacon Jones
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    “…*psst*….Hef….Im going to gut you tonight and hold your intestines over your body and squeeze the shit right out of them while I wildly laugh at you…”

    “…more pudding”

  42. Sara Rue Huge Breasts From Slavery To Freedom Gala
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    I just Rue’nd my pants.

  43. Chris Brown Tongue Out Crotch Grab
    Deacon Jones
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    ” and den, ah banged on da glass and dhey went crazy y’all and started doing dis!”

  44. Iggy Pop Schweppes Campaign Presentation
    Deacon Jones
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    I think Schweppes will be asking for some of their money back…

  45. Chris Brown Tongue Out Crotch Grab
    AteIsEnough
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    This guy is the biggest douche since Kanye!!

  46. Hugh Jackman Pants Undone Wolverine Costume
    CrashHell
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    “Oh I know it’s big, but I didn’t bring it out just for air.”

  47. John Kerry Meeting Italian Prime Minister
    bamf
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    my wife has a big bush, no seriously, it’s this big!

  48. Jason Alexander Bad No Hair Piece Loop Award 13th Annual Lupus LA Orange Ball
    CrashHell
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    “Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up.”

  49. Jason Alexander Bad No Hair Piece Loop Award 13th Annual Lupus LA Orange Ball
    TooCoo
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    Lick
    Up
    Pencil
    Unit
    Shove
    Lucite (in)
    Ass

  50. Prince Harry Ballistics Dummy HALO Trust Exhibition
    CrashHell
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    …so Prince Harry is Master Chief?!? PLOT TWIST!!!

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