The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.27.12

April 27th, 2012 // 486 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We’ve also got Russell Brand taking our big black microphone meme quite literally, and Alan Cumming who obviously had to leave straight from The Gay Lumberjack Olympics to make it to Tribeca.

Yes, Jeremy Renner, The Gay Lumberjack Olympics are real,

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  1. Russell Brand
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    I nominate him to play Jesus in the next Mel Gibson movie.

  2. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
    az_renegade
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    Sadly,,,,,,,,you can see in her Eyes that she is not happy…

  3. Kristin Cavallari Cleavage Pregnant Belly Yellow Blazer
    az_renegade
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    Baby Bump

  4. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
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    it looks like they’re making a film about my life.

  5. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    ever wondered how John Cusack would like like in drag?

  6. Mike Tyson Black Energy Drink
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    “I was really disappointed to know that there are no submarines with screen doors here”

  7. Michael K Williams
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    looking dope Knucky

  8. Charlize Theron CinemaCon Distinguished Decade of Achievement in Film Award
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    I’ll love to do coke of her cola

  9. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    when it comes to mating natural selection is bullshit

  10. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
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    miley looks real doeable in this pic

  11. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
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    Poor Alexa. Too much piano man, not enough uptown girl.

  12. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
    celebutard
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    Looks like Amanda Seyfreid finally found a partner for a staring contest.

  13. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Only limeys can call that nonexistence an “arse”.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
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    She’s method as fuck man, look, she’s already got down Liz Taylor’s hands alright.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
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    I’m not gonna lie, this stirs my boy parts. I am still able to isolate thighs from character.

  16. Michael Bay Directs Extras In Bikinis Pain And Gain
    MaryGIL
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    In his world he must be so amazed that a woman, can have thoughts and form words. I don’t understand this man.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
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    Wait. You’re taking MY photo? But Kim’s ass is WAAAY bigger now!

  18. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    Bigalkie
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    Alan Cummigs ( Who Dat ? ) Busted for huffing fairy dust completes his court ordered PSA.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Bigalkie
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    With a little bit of make up and ” television magic”, this flower will look fresh and sweet in her appearance on GLEE. Of course, I will NEVER witness that because I don’t fit into any of the GLEE demographics thank you very much and thank you Jesus!

  20. Russell Brand
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    ‘Yes, friends, it was I who stole Katy’s vibrator.”

  21. Nicole Kidman
    Oz Matters
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    Its so smooth it makes me just want to put a fridge magnet on her forehead.

  22. Robin Williams
    Bigalkie
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    RW, If you didn’t want to appear so short, you shouldn’t have married a she hulk who stands an imposing 5’4″.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Legs Minidress American Idol
    Bigalkie
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    Tijuana Drag Queen..

  24. Jeremy Renner
    Pearce Bronzetan
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    “They believed I’m not gay? Ha! Dumb cocksuckers! Uh… ummm… I mean… suckers… yeah… like delicious… lollipops… not delicious cocks.”

  25. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    Lindsay Lohan is pretty without any make up on
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    I’d like to slide my shlong in and out of her lubed up dump hole for a few hours everyday.

  26. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    spartacus
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    She dances a good burlesque and has built her reputation of great underwear worn provocatively, but come one… she has a rectangular face, she may be sexy, but lets no call her gorgeous.

    And by the way, this site seems to take everyone to task regarding cosmetic procedures…. helooooo

  27. Lindsay Lohan Glee Cigarette Tired Bags Under Eyes
    spartacus
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    badly captioned pic, surely that’s Grace Kelly

  28. Amy Childs Bra See Through Dress
    spartacus
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    Dime bar!

  29. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    mbcl
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    Mr. Drysdale dressed as Jethro Bodine.

  30. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    President Clinton
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    And, she has a huge head.

  31. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Chico the Man
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    Pancakes anyone??

  32. Michael K Williams
    Chico the Man
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    My favorite color, purple.

  33. Alexa Ray Joel Christie Brinkley
    Chico the Man
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    One looks like a clown and the other looks dead.

  34. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Neglige
    ihatemosteveryone
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    Should be called “Don’t Call me Late to Dinner”

  35. Alan Cumming Shorts Boots Shirt And Tie
    Bonky
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    STRAIGHT !

  36. Russell Brand
    Crissy
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    Will someone please tell me why this guy is famous again?

  37. Robin Williams
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    He got the role of Tevya in Football on the Roof.

  38. Tyrese Gibson
    Colonel Angus
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    “I believe the children are our future…”

  39. Nicole Kidman
    Colonel Angus
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    Gingerschein!

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